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Dec 23, 2015 13:36
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Thanks for ruining Christmas and Easter in one photo. Jesus the 50s-60s were terrible for costumes.
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Dec 23, 2015 14:24
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Why is he wearing swimming goggles? He lost his regular glasses they're probably on top of a locker
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Dec 23, 2015 15:07
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It's like a charity Christmas in rural central Europe, starring unibrow Santa and Iron Man's predecessor, Iron Bunny.
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Dec 23, 2015 15:33
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shadow puppet of a posted:Basketball goggles, and, ironically because its what fits when you your scalp-fat has blown your head up to the size of a basketball. Seriously? I know a couple of 300+ people who all wear glasses. I've never seen someone so fat they needed goggles and I live in AMERICA
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Dec 23, 2015 15:39
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Maybe it's just a Horace Grant cosplay?
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Dec 23, 2015 15:43
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1980's Irish Catholic Sex Education Video for Girls Not that terrible, but the description of sex is so vague that it is hilarious.
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Dec 23, 2015 16:48
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LingcodKilla posted:Thanks for ruining Christmas and Easter in one photo. Jesus the 50s-60s were terrible for costumes. One of my favorite parts of A Christmas Story is how perfectly they recreate the janky-rear end costumes of the period.
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Dec 23, 2015 17:11
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titties posted:this guy owns An electric razor.
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Dec 23, 2015 17:30
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Seriously? I know a couple of 300+ people who all wear glasses. I've never seen someone so fat they needed goggles and I live in AMERICA You have to start out with a serious melon in the first place, but I think I'm right. Head fat is a real thing.
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Dec 23, 2015 19:35
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shadow puppet of a posted:You have to start out with a serious melon in the first place, but I think I'm right. Head fat is a real thing. My old roommate was a big fat 400lb mess but that dude just had a huge fuckin head to begin with. I saw pics of him skinny and it was like a basketball on top of a broom handle. He had a hat he won from something or whatever, it fit me pretty loosely but he couldn't even squeeze it on at all. He didn't wear or need glasses so he didn't have goggles but if he needed them he woulda been wearing em (too big of a puss for contacts)
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Dec 24, 2015 02:46
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The Shining remake looks pretty cool.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:12
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Well, who'da thunk it?
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Dec 24, 2015 04:51
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Why would they conduct this test on men first? Fat equivalency 4evr
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Dec 24, 2015 05:00
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Lasers!
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Dec 24, 2015 06:02
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wicked-tribe posted:Lasers! Just some obesties having a great time imo
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Dec 24, 2015 06:05
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wicked-tribe posted:Lasers! MF?F
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Dec 24, 2015 06:07
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Postal Parcel posted:Since BMFB did it, I decided to do some easy finding and googled dakimakura(as always, there's nsfw content within the first 5 image results so please google at work) I know this was a couple of pages back but isn't that the waifu guy who got arrested for child porn (and when they found it it was on some really stupidly labeled series of folders on his desktop that strongly tried to convince you they were not porn)? 
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Dec 24, 2015 06:49
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it was a flash drive he kept on his person. in case he had a spare five minutes, i guess.
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Dec 24, 2015 07:44
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:it was a flash drive he kept on his person. in case he had a spare five minutes, i guess. This is why you don't use the public computers at your community college
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Dec 24, 2015 08:17
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MCMICHAEL claimed this post was "a joke".
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Dec 24, 2015 08:36
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If only all child predators were so completely stupid.
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Dec 24, 2015 09:26
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You'd think that putting the folder called cp inside another folder called cp would be foolproof.
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Dec 24, 2015 09:30
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subpar anachronism posted:I know this was a couple of pages back but isn't that the waifu guy who got arrested for child porn (and when they found it it was on some really stupidly labeled series of folders on his desktop that strongly tried to convince you they were not porn)? yes, hence "a classic" The best picture of dakishame e: I...holy poo poo is this a guy showing that he can wipe himself. This goes above and beyond oversharing Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 09:52 on Dec 24, 2015 |
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Dec 24, 2015 09:34
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It might be oversharing but he'll whoop your rear end if you got a problem with it
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Dec 24, 2015 11:41
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subpar anachronism posted:I know this was a couple of pages back but isn't that the waifu guy who got arrested for child porn (and when they found it it was on some really stupidly labeled series of folders on his desktop that strongly tried to convince you they were not porn)?  https://imgur.com/a/xr2IH It was a joke! e: oh, scroll down
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Dec 24, 2015 12:10
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He stored his "resamay" with his child porn, lmao. How can anyone be so loving stupid?
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Dec 24, 2015 15:17
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Try not to get this stuck in your head for the next two days: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kixi_oHU1Vk
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Dec 24, 2015 15:18
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:
The guy is clearly human scum, but I do find it hilarious that Home Boy's game plan for getting out of this was to say that each of dozen or so online posts explicitly stating he was in possession of child porn was a joke.
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Dec 24, 2015 15:26
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1500quidporsche posted:The guy is clearly human scum, but I do find it hilarious that Home Boy's game plan for getting out of this was to say that each of dozen or so online posts explicitly stating he was in possession of child porn was a joke. It's one of those situations that begs the question of "hey seriously what did you think was going to happen?" If you're going to have a huge pile of illegal stuff and post things on the internet to the effect of "hey man I have this cool stuff that is very illegal. Like you have no idea how much I have there is sooooooo much of it!" you might as well round up all of your illegal stuff, march yourself down to the police station, and say "hey this is mine you should arrest me" and get it over with. Really by that point you're already hosed it's just a question of when they'll come for you.
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Dec 24, 2015 16:01
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You dont walk around with a bag of coke as a joke. Punch him once for me other prison inmates!
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Dec 24, 2015 17:09
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Honestly, it was really his only defense. I mean he can't come right out and tell the cops, "I touch myself to pictures of children," if he wanted any chance of not going to prison. But I'm sure he's gonna make some other inmate very happy.
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Dec 24, 2015 18:19
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Well, boasting about criminal activity gave the feds probable cause for the search. He'd gotten off the hook if he had actually been joking, but he actually had hundreds of child porn images. Honestly, I'm glad he was stupid enough to share the story with the world, since he belongs in prison.
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Dec 24, 2015 18:44
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Solice Kirsk posted:Honestly, it was really his only defense. I mean he can't come right out and tell the cops, "I touch myself to pictures of children," if he wanted any chance of not going to prison. But I'm sure he's gonna make some other inmate very happy. A better defense would have been to claim mental illness. To show remorse and a willingness to go into rehabilitation. He was guilty as gently caress either way, but at least then he has a better chance of getting a reduced sentence with treatment rather than just straight up jail time.
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Dec 24, 2015 18:56
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Solice Kirsk posted:Honestly, it was really his only defense. I mean he can't come right out and tell the cops, "I touch myself to pictures of children," if he wanted any chance of not going to prison. But I'm sure he's gonna make some other inmate very happy. I'm an eternal optimist but I'd like to think that when the police have six months worth of facebook posts boasting about his child porn USB drive and possession of said USB drive, he's well past the "defense" phase and well into the "Think up some coping strategies for the brutal unending rape in prison I've earned for myself" phase.
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Dec 24, 2015 19:30
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Just think "what would my waifu do" when being brutally assaulted by the Aryan Nation.
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Dec 24, 2015 19:59
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That always seemed odd about MCMICHAEL to me. Like, odd, not just reprehensible and part of him being human garbage. We've all done Bad Things. I've had a beer underage, a lot of people pirate, riding buses without a ticket, stuff that's illegal, and generally socially not okay. But you generally avoid posting about that precisely cause hey, it's illegal, and what kind of shitlord brags about petty crime online? Much less like something that's considered one of the worst things you can be a part of, a very serious criminal offence, and basically marks you as the scummiest of scum. How loving BROKEN do you have to be not to just enjoy it but to be proud of it.  First time I tried reading the transcripts, I think I got queasy and had to stop, and I wasn't even half-way.
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Dec 24, 2015 23:08
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I could have gone though life and not ever need to know what ceeee peeee stood for.
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Dec 24, 2015 23:13
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:
Jesus, Thad needs to be fed feet-first into a woodchipper.
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Dec 24, 2015 23:20
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LingcodKilla posted:I could have gone though life and not ever need to know what ceeee peeee stood for. That's exactly how I feel about the word chimo.
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