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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Psychobabble! posted:

Mine? :buddy:



(sorry for the freshly done pic, the healed pic wasnt working for some reason)

Edit: vvv :shrug: we wanted to make it cartoony and exaggerated and I like it so Oh well
This got me giggling out loud, awesome!

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Autocorrect?


I want this to be my new username. I mean Trash Polka. Not Autocorrect.

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

Bored posted:

Autocorrect?


I want this to be my new username. I mean Trash Polka. Not Autocorrect.

Trash polka is a real thing, yo

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
It's very real. I'm covered in it

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

"For God So Sored The World"? :confused:

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Ouch, I hate the bad back tattoo because its so much drat real estate. And beyond the normal :goon joke "lol cant read the words" (its Soved) that is just the worst one I have seen in this thread. drat are those clouds or a robe sleave? nice blending there bro.

Who goes to there friend who wants to practice and says yeah, just take the WHOLE back. what is happening with these people.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

The...ahem..."artist" clearly placed the mound where s/he did because s/he didn't want to have to touch the canvas's gross butt-back hair.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The worst part of that pic is that it's in an actual shop. Christ.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Scathach posted:

The worst part of that pic is that it's in an actual shop. Christ.

Hopefully he's there for a cover up

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


So I searched "Marks tattoo" to try and find that shop. Didn't find it, but found a shop with these:





Then I tried "For God so loved the world tattoo" and this popped up. I wish it were less blurry so you could tell WTF God is doing.



E: An extra for those who love this kind of thing. Maybe it's part French?

HungryMedusa has a new favorite as of 06:11 on Dec 25, 2015

eminkey2003
Oct 11, 2009

HungryMedusa posted:

Then I tried "For God so loved the world tattoo" and this popped up. I wish it were less blurry so you could tell WTF God is doing.


It's a take on this William Blake painting:

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


eminkey2003 posted:

It's a take on this William Blake painting:


Aah, without the lightning bolts or whatever it looks like God is playing naked center for the Patriots.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

HungryMedusa posted:


E: An extra for those who love this kind of thing. Maybe it's part French?


Jn Jod Je Trust
Obviously 'In God I Trust'

Content:

Context: OKC profile pic



Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


HungryMedusa posted:

Aah, without the lightning bolts or whatever it looks like God is playing naked center for the Patriots.

It looks like it may be a Masonic piece due to the drafting tool?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

where's the ring

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Fosgod soved the world. Awesome.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Bombadilillo posted:


Who goes to there friend who wants to practice and says yeah, just take the WHOLE back. what is happening with these people.

Working as a graphic designer I discovered that some clients have no sense of aesthetic or proportions. Bad drawn stick figures in terrible neon colors can be the loving Mona Lisa for them. Also, they are proud cuz they got it for free/cheap. Who would turn down an offer like that?!!

Whispering Machines
Dec 27, 2005

Monsters? They look like monsters to you?

Desperado Bones posted:

Working as a graphic designer I discovered that some clients have no sense of aesthetic or proportions

Oh God. Yes, this. Sometimes I wonder if people have some kind of malfunctioning pathways in their brain that allow them to think "yes, this will look good/all of this stuff will fit in this tiny area" :ohdear:

That tattoo is a masterpiece of terrible.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
It's normal to be proud of a drawing your kid did in Sunday School. Though most people just put it on the fridge, rather than tattooing it on their back.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Even the cross has given up on life, slumping in despair.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
I have a really hard time, understanding what that even is. Is the red things eyes? Is that beard starting in the middle of the mouth?

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Yeah, is that one above supposed to be a specific character? Nice lips.

Poor Marilyn.



hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

It's like he spent hours on the mouth and then realized, oh yeah, there needs to be a head too.

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get
I vote we change the thread title to "terrible keming as far as the eye can see"

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Lechtansi posted:

I vote we change the thread title to "terrible keming as far as the eye can see"

I actually subconsciously read it as keming, but then realized it was spelled properly and :(

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

SaNChEzZ posted:

I actually subconsciously read it as keming, but then realized it was spelled properly and :(

Same, OP. Same.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Woodenlung posted:

I have a really hard time, understanding what that even is. Is the red things eyes? Is that beard starting in the middle of the mouth?

Took.me a while too. It's a dragon. A terrible, terrible dragon.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005


It sure is... big.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.


































Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
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dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Is this scarification, or did she just get a tattoo in white?

I'm sure the hashtag at the front won't date it at all.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


quote:


This has to be a parody. Like, this is such a perfect pastiche of bad white girl tattoos, even down to the placement.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Dienes posted:

Is this scarification, or did she just get a tattoo in white?

I'm sure the hashtag at the front won't date it at all.

Could be a UV tattoo.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

If you have rings in your life, then you must keep on running

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Johnny Truant posted:

Could be a UV tattoo.

Yeah, looks like UV to me. My sister has the Houston skyline in questionably-drawn UV ink across her chest (why yes, she is a young, spoiled faux-trashy white girl, why do you ask) and that's about what it looked like when it was fairly new.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cosima posted:

If you have rings in your life, then you must keep on running

Gotta Chocobo fast

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




TheKennedys posted:

My sister has the Houston skyline in questionably-drawn UV ink across her chest (why yes, she is a young, spoiled faux-trashy white girl, why do you ask) and that's about what it looked like when it was fairly new.

And it's not in this topic yet? For shame. :colbert:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

My friend responded "wow, what a ridiculous douchebag you are." He then walked away in disgust, looking over his shoulder and saying "wow" again.

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
So is his tattoo really of Leonardo DiCaprio's initials? Because that's what I'm assuming, and that makes him an even bigger douchebag.

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