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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


halenaw posted:

Lol reminds me of a guy who followed me around a New Years party asking "is it my turn yet?" even after I told him no.

I ain't gonna pity make out with anyone, pleb.

Well, did he take a number?

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Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
I'm going to move into an apartment type place soon and was wondering: How do you have the sexytimes when other people might hear you? The loud-rear end stereo isn't an option; there's regulations on noise level.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON
When I lived in an apartment it was pretty much a fact of life that you'd hear sex noises through the wall. We were woken up at least twice a week by the couple on the other side of the wall having extremely loud, long sex sessions.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
The arrangement I have made with my neighbors, wordlessly, is I'll gently caress whenever and you gently caress whenever. It seems to be working out okay.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm going to move into an apartment type place soon and was wondering: How do you have the sexytimes when other people might hear you? The loud-rear end stereo isn't an option; there's regulations on noise level.

You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm going to move into an apartment type place soon and was wondering: How do you have the sexytimes when other people might hear you? The loud-rear end stereo isn't an option; there's regulations on noise level.
You let them hear you.

seriously if people hear you they won't give a gently caress and if they do that ain't your problem

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm going to move into an apartment type place soon and was wondering: How do you have the sexytimes when other people might hear you? The loud-rear end stereo isn't an option; there's regulations on noise level.

Agreeing with everyone, you have the sexytimes, then they might hear you.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


If they hear you loving then by law they're allowed to come round and join in, so check your new neighbours for attractiveness.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm going to move into an apartment type place soon and was wondering: How do you have the sexytimes when other people might hear you? The loud-rear end stereo isn't an option; there's regulations on noise level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPqOx-Smqrc

fe: f;b

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
You can and you should have sex whenever the hell you want and be as loud as you want.


But that isn't an excuse not to show some respect to your neighbors.

If they have kids try not to wake them up by loudly screaming on the other side of the wall. Try not to loving bang on the walls either.

When I lived with my housemate I could often hear her loving her bf on the other side of the wall, I appreciated it when she turned on music. I could still hear her loving but at least the music was good.

Also used to be with this super loud girl, when she came she loving screamed. So I'd just gag her. She liked it and I did too and the neighbors probably appreciated it.

So play music, try not to scream like an animal, and consider gagging your partner.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Protip: If you shove your shirt between the headboard and the wall, it won't bang when you do. You're welcome.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Affi posted:

I could still hear her loving but at least the music was good.

Play music and make sure it's good music.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Affi posted:

So play music, try not to scream like an animal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfVAEEk9wbY

If you're having sex the least you can do is let people have a bit of a wank if they want to listening to it.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
Yeah, the only thing in the rules is to keep noise to a reasonable level after 10PM which is understandable. My apartment's more of a singles type place, so there won't be any kids. I just kinda want to show some respect for my neighbors as well. It's my first apartment and I don't know what rules are enforced or not and oh god HELP.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Just gently caress and be as loud as you naturally would be, drat. gently caress em, you're a grown rear end adult.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



It is nice of you to not have screaming sessions at 3AM or something, no matter what the activity is.

Make your girl shove her face into a pillow or something

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Travis343 posted:

Just gently caress and be as loud as you naturally would be, drat. gently caress em, you're a grown rear end adult.
Right, and they get the same privilege - as long as you aren't gonna turn around and complain when they do it, I say don't hold back or even consider their feelings. Get forgiveness instead of permission if they ever complain.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Cuckoo posted:

It is nice of you to not have screaming sessions at 3AM or something, no matter what the activity is.

Make your girl shove her face into a pillow or something

I'm a straight woman, so :v:

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Violet_Sky posted:

I'm a straight woman, so :v:

Make him shove his face in a pillow, then? I don't see how the advice still doesn't apply. :colbert:

Sage Grimm
Feb 18, 2013

Let's go explorin' little dude!
Alternatively, shove your face in a pillow? This is pretty sound advice for all parties involved. :v:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Sage Grimm posted:

sound advice

:golfclap:

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
a great way to moderate the noisiness of your sex is by being so unappealing in your day to day life no one wants to have sex with you

that little pointer is free

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


What do screamers do when they masturbate?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

LingcodKilla posted:

What do screamers do when they masturbate?

Call out their own names, obviously.

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

LingcodKilla posted:

What do screamers do when they masturbate?

:gonk:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

LingcodKilla posted:

What do screamers do when they masturbate?

Talk normally

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

Cuckoo posted:

It has nothing to do with working out. I have interstitial cystitis, which tends to come with/maybe cause pelvic floor dysfunction syndrome AKA tight pelvic floor muscles. This is why they say traditional kegels could be a bad idea; like overstressing a strained back, you could just be making your problem worse. Anyway it turns out the day after I did the pelvic floor exercises, I saw a ton of blood :stare: like, first day period's blood. Then it went away. I'm used to seeing blood out of loving nowhere because I have endometriosis and am on birth control, and both can cause irregular bleeding, but seriously what the gently caress? I'm going to probably try it again tonight to see if there's a direct correlation between the exercises and the bleeding.

(For anyone who reads the above paragraph and goes GETTOADOCTORNOWNOWNOW, I've been checked out thoroughly right down to MRIs, ultrasounds and a diagnostic laproscopic surgery all in this year. I know what's wrong, and there shouldn't be any lurking vagina demons that the doctors don't know about.)

Have you been assessed by a PT who specializes in pelvic floor physiotherapy? Lots of people who have hypertonic pelvic floors also have weakness of some or all of the pelvic floor muscles so usually the PTs will recommend some combination of strengthening exercises (e.g. Kegels, especially "long-hold" Kegels) and relaxation exercises (e.g. "reverse Kegels"). If you haven't already (and if your insurance covers it and/or it's otherwise financially feasible), you might consider going to see a PT for an assessment and treatment plan - especially if you have interstitial cystitis, which as you know is pretty miserable but can often improve with PT treatment.

Good luck!

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Dogfish posted:

Have you been assessed by a PT who specializes in pelvic floor physiotherapy? Lots of people who have hypertonic pelvic floors also have weakness of some or all of the pelvic floor muscles so usually the PTs will recommend some combination of strengthening exercises (e.g. Kegels, especially "long-hold" Kegels) and relaxation exercises (e.g. "reverse Kegels"). If you haven't already (and if your insurance covers it and/or it's otherwise financially feasible), you might consider going to see a PT for an assessment and treatment plan - especially if you have interstitial cystitis, which as you know is pretty miserable but can often improve with PT treatment.

Good luck!

Thanks. PT is on my specialist's list of treatment, he wanted me to take some Elmiron for a few months and try to get my pelvic area out of that "red zone" of pain before stressing it out with PT exercises. To my knowledge, IC and regular Kegels don't mix. I see my specialist in a couple of weeks and will bring this up with him, since by now I've been on Elmiron for about 3 months.

EDIT since my last post I've seen :unsmigghh: twice more after penetration and little to no blood otherwise. I really hope it's just the endometriosis doing its thing and isn't a sign of cancer.

Mr. Creakle fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Dec 21, 2015

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

Cuckoo posted:

Thanks. PT is on my specialist's list of treatment, he wanted me to take some Elmiron for a few months and try to get my pelvic area out of that "red zone" of pain before stressing it out with PT exercises. To my knowledge, IC and regular Kegels don't mix. I see my specialist in a couple of weeks and will bring this up with him, since by now I've been on Elmiron for about 3 months.

EDIT since my last post I've seen :unsmigghh: twice more after penetration and little to no blood otherwise. I really hope it's just the endometriosis doing its thing and isn't a sign of cancer.

Depending on what a PT finds on assessment they might recommend some strengthening exercises because hypertonic pelvic floors are often quite weak as well, but you're right, usually not until relaxation exercises have been effective for fear of tightening the pelvic floor even more. They also sometimes use other techniques like manual release of "trigger points" for tension/pain that can be really helpful.

Spotting between periods and after sex is pretty common with endometriosis but you might raise it with the specialist as well just to see if they have any other investigations they'd want to do. Poor you; your pelvis sounds like a very un-fun place right now.

Rooted Vegetable
Jun 1, 2002

Geoj posted:

When I lived in an apartment it was pretty much a fact of life that you'd hear sex noises through the wall. We were woken up at least twice a week by the couple on the other side of the wall having extremely loud, long sex sessions.

What's the point in moving out of your parents place if you can't hammer away at full volume while shouting out literally what you're doing in your own apartment?

A person's home is their castle and all that.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Heners_UK posted:

What's the point in moving out of your parents place if you can't hammer away at full volume while shouting out literally what you're doing in your own apartment?

A person's home is their castle and all that.

I never understood that "say what you're doing" thing. Do people actually say "I'm sticking my penis in your vagina! This is loving! We're having sex!"? Who gets off on that?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


KillHour posted:

I never understood that "say what you're doing" thing. Do people actually say "I'm sticking my penis in your vagina! This is loving! We're having sex!"? Who gets off on that?

Your mom.



Seriously? I just figured it was a porn thing for blind people.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


LingcodKilla posted:

Your mom.



Seriously? I just figured it was a porn thing for blind people.

I've heard the "Say what you're about to do, say what you're doing, say what you just did." advice several times in this thread alone. I can only imagine that's what they're doing. Followed by several minutes of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

KillHour posted:

I never understood that "say what you're doing" thing. Do people actually say "I'm sticking my penis in your vagina! This is loving! We're having sex!"? Who gets off on that?

No that is not what people say, and you are dumb for thinking it is.

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

Heners_UK posted:

What's the point in moving out of your parents place if you can't hammer away at full volume while shouting out literally what you're doing in your own apartment?

A person's home is their castle and all that.

I don't know. Maybe to become an adult?

I have loud sex, I'm still respectful to my neighbors. I don't know why you can't do both?

I don't mind hearing my neighbors gently caress but I think I'd hate living next door to you.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KillHour posted:

I never understood that "say what you're doing" thing. Do people actually say "I'm sticking my penis in your vagina! This is loving! We're having sex!"? Who gets off on that?

I have never ever heard of that.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Shine posted:

No that is not what people say, and you are dumb for thinking it is.

I admit I'm not entirely sure how else to interpret "say what you're going to/doing/just did" other than as some sort of audio transcription for the hearing impaired.

But then I've never much seen the appeal of vocalizing during sex a lot.

bobula
Jul 3, 2007
a guy hello

OwlFancier posted:

I admit I'm not entirely sure how else to interpret "say what you're going to/doing/just did" other than as some sort of audio transcription for the hearing impaired.

But then I've never much seen the appeal of vocalizing during sex a lot.

I hate silent sex so much

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bobula posted:

I hate silent sex so much

You don't have to be silent, far from it, just don't find there's a lot to talk about during.

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Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
Mostly repeating "fuckfuckfuck" works for me.

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