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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Albert Pierrepoint the only answer, don't send a scatterbrained deserter fuckup to do a man's job.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:mustard gas wasnt used in ww2 except by the japs against the chinese Scratch Monkey posted:It was also used by the Italians against the Abyssinians. The U.S. had an accidental release in Italy as well, but it was the germans' fault.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:mustard gas wasnt used in ww2 except by the japs against the chinese History is for losers. Alternatively -- Let's Talk About Idiots! (I am the idiot)
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Aranan posted:I doubt being in Europe during WWII was pleasant, either. At least there's a smaller chance of getting hit by mustard gas if you're in the rear hanging bad soldiers. Yeah but then you had to deal with the Replacement Depots which were apparently absolutely hellish.
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I've often wondered what percentage of manpower the Germans had forming blocking detachments, shooting deserters and carrying out the Final Solution until the very end of the war. Apparently they were hanging dudes from lamp posts even after Hitler killed himself. That's some kind of crazy. One Gomer Pyle trying to skate by hanging Nazis is downright sensible.
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Dude rolled low in int but high in luck with a decent amount of charisma. I mean dude made msgt lol
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If you're going to make a living shittily hanging people, Nazis are about the best group to practice on.
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That guy may be an idiot, but he is still an inspiration to us all.
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Regardless of what else in life he did or failed at, he has hanged more nazis than any of us, and we must respect this
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Zeris posted:Regardless of what else in life he did or failed at, he has hanged more nazis than any of us, and we must respect this You know who killed Hitler? Hitler. rly maeks u think. e: also dude practiced on condemned US troops for a while, kill as many Nazis as you want but that's still a little hosed up. hogmartin fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Dec 26, 2015 |
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those troops suffered from a lack of heart snyways
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hogmartin posted:You know who killed Hitler? Hitler. I mean, loving up the hanging rapists is about as good as doing it to Nazis. Either way, homie is a hero 
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http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2015/12/31/Army-study-seeks-volunteers-to-eat-nothing-but-MREs-for-three-weeks/8241451572647/?src=FBquote:About 60 participants in the study will be asked to live on nothing but MREs, water and black coffee for three weeks, and to be available at the research facility for regular blood draws and other medical procedures. It entails six weeks of participation, and will pay $200 to each candidate.
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Davethulhu posted:http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2015/12/31/Army-study-seeks-volunteers-to-eat-nothing-but-MREs-for-three-weeks/8241451572647/?src=FB I'd do it if I get to pick the meals. Free food, free caffeine, AND $200? Assign someone to give me a hand job 2-3 times a day and you've basically covered 90% of my needs. The other 10% is video games.
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Davethulhu posted:http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2015/12/31/Army-study-seeks-volunteers-to-eat-nothing-but-MREs-for-three-weeks/8241451572647/?src=FB Isn't medical research supposed to pay well? The company in my city pays people $$$$$ for their studies, especially stuff that's very involved like this one.
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Victor Vermis posted:I'd do it if I get to pick the meals. Free food, free caffeine, AND $200? Assign someone to give me a hand job 2-3 times a day and you've basically covered 90% of my needs. $200 isn't poo poo. My wife got twice that to fast for a weekend and have MRIs done while she did crosswords or something.
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Stultus Maximus posted:$200 isn't poo poo. My wife got twice that to fast for a weekend and have MRIs done while she did crosswords or something. when you're just trying to scrape up some money for a pack of marlboros and CQ isn't letting you dip into the company's Powerade profits $200 is like striking the lotto.
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Pretty sure I made $200 in per diem to do like a 3-day sleep study as a Lt. And all our food was catered from Jason's deli.
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I think compensation is highly dependent on what's required of you and how "inconvenient" it is. 200 for eating free food and living a pretty normal life won't pay the same as the "live at the research lab for 8 days and poo poo in a cup" which would definitely pay big bucks
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Yeah, I get the feeling that the military reports eating MREs as "totally fine", and not as "this 30 day turd back up is gonna be heavier than copper, dense enough to crack porcelain and you'll probably need a cobalt tipped tool to extract a sample". Because a stretched and bleeding anus seems pretty drat inconvenient to me.
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The Slithery D posted:I never had any problems with MREs, but as an officer maybe I was just more accustomed to having a stretched and bleeding rear end in a top hat all the time. yea thats it 
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The Slithery D posted:I never had any problems with MREs, but as an officer maybe I was just more accustomed to having a stretched and bleeding rear end in a top hat all the time. gently caress that. You get to choose the dicks you suck and when to stop your intake. Enlisted get the brunt of the green peen, frequently, vigorously, and contractually. Go back to your ivory tower and make up some dumb poo poo for boots to do like you're supposed to. In my case, that means creating the logistical nightmare that is transporting a battalion of soldiers (not a big deal) and weapons (local MP's have to escort any vehicle containing weapons) to the far side of the country for rifle qualification for the third time in six months because HOOOOOOOOOOAH. The dipshits planning this have gotten so tired of people asking things like "Why would you do something so needless and inconvenient?" that they're putting up posters around their office that say "BECAUSE WE'RE INFANTRY" that they can point to. Man I get fired up about nobles. Nasty Girl officers are a continuous stream of motard wannabe cum spewing from a neverending self-aggrandizing circlejerk of frat boys on a power trip. Then they get deployment stupid as they try and outfairy each other. Burn all nobles on top of a pile of rock hard sphincter shredding MRE poo poo.
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lol gently caress you if you're still in
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Cole posted:lol gently caress you if you're still in QTIYD
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I was never in so I just read this thread and only understand about 20% of the details but 100% of the meaning because stupidity needs no translation. Thank you for your service and slemper fo or whatever o7 smdftb
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Cole posted:lol gently caress you if you're still in
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Smiling Jack posted:Thank you for your service and slemper fo or whatever o7 smdftb
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Afnmfh Smdftb
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JohnnyHardcore posted:Afnmfh The sound you make with an officers dick in your mouth.
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Affi posted:The sound you make with an officers dick in your mouth. Can confirm
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Smiling Jack posted:I was never in so I just read this thread and only understand about 20% of the details but 100% of the meaning because stupidity needs no translation. Quoted 1000 times Guys include a glossary for civvies VVV I know  it wasn't serious.
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No glossary should be needed tbh, I was on submarines which is like an obscure distant relative branch of an obscure part of a service but I still know what's going on. Infantry talk is like crazy moon talk to me but I can still usually wrangle it. Try Google I guess? Or ask in the thread or something. Worst that happens is someone jumps up your dick. Also this is kind of a blowoff thread for military and ex-military, so expecting a parenthetical explanation in all instances for daily poo poo like PCS or DFAC is kind of like asking a mechanic to do a thing mechanics don't want to do often or something JFC I'm bad at analogies disregard
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the only thing you need to know is smdftb
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I seriously can't stop laughing at the mental image of these nazi fucks getting a broken face on the way to death by strangulation
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:the only thing you need to know is smdftb
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IDR posted:the only thing you need to know is myPay is a bitch - A SOF Marine
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