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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
I think there's enough shootings on the daily to warrent a thread like this. Let's talk about the pro's and cons of people murdering one another by the scores and ehat they should be allowed to do it with.

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
if people didn't kill people i would never cum

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

im gonna shot a massive rope of cum in about an hour been saving up for a week.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

tezzor breathes life into these threads

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i'm the ghost of christmas future who was sent here to warn you of the 78 pages of inane gun control debates that will follow

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
Has there ever been a mass shooting on Jesus' birthday?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

ghostter posted:

im gonna shot a massive rope of cum in about an hour been saving up for a week.

nice. i'm about to make an "rear end shooting." with my dick. in an rear end. (your rear end)

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


ghostter posted:

im gonna shot a massive rope of cum in about an hour been saving up for a week.

so i have a little fetish that involves large amounts of cum being expelled..

I like to cum onto a piece of paper and see how much it weighs.

this is what i have learned...

my average cum weight is 2.7 grams

but, if i cum everyday for 2 weeks in a row or more the average is decreased alot

the first ejaculate of the day is never lower than 2.5 grams

the most i have come to date was 4.2 grams after being chaste for a week.

1000mg of vitamin C per day can increase the weight by up to .5 and replenish your supplies faster

If i come consecutively its usually 3.0 grams, then 1.7 grams. then .9 grams

If i jerk off for longer more cum comes out but its not nessecarily a better orgasm.

if you put an elastic around your balls so they can not receed into your body your cum will be decreased by .5

Ive never had a second come of the day exceed 2.5 grams

It takes 24 hours to replenish most of your supplies ie, if you wait 24 hours between ejaculations you should cum 3 grams or more every time.

so, any questions? who do you guys think?

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTSpvCV34Ok

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

more like the rear end tooting megathread

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Son of Rodney posted:

so i have a little fetish that involves large amounts of cum being expelled..

I like to cum onto a piece of paper and see how much it weighs.

this is what i have learned...

my average cum weight is 2.7 grams

but, if i cum everyday for 2 weeks in a row or more the average is decreased alot

the first ejaculate of the day is never lower than 2.5 grams

the most i have come to date was 4.2 grams after being chaste for a week.

1000mg of vitamin C per day can increase the weight by up to .5 and replenish your supplies faster

If i come consecutively its usually 3.0 grams, then 1.7 grams. then .9 grams

If i jerk off for longer more cum comes out but its not nessecarily a better orgasm.

if you put an elastic around your balls so they can not receed into your body your cum will be decreased by .5

Ive never had a second come of the day exceed 2.5 grams

It takes 24 hours to replenish most of your supplies ie, if you wait 24 hours between ejaculations you should cum 3 grams or more every time.

so, any questions? who do you guys think?

Um in English please.

Or a chart. Excel is your pal

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Turns out all men are not created equal lmao

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i love these threads from ops with no content
"hey guys you should talk about ___________. ill wait for a good post to quote and reply to with a generic meme."

big dong wanter
Jan 28, 2010

The future for this country is roads, freeways and highways

To the dangerzone
this thread sucks, i say the op should do a mass shooting to give thread content.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
we should be thankful that white people getting killed is such an event that it makes national news

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Is this megathread just for today's expected death sprees, or for the whole week?

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
Mass shootings are a way of culling the herd.

A species who isn't armed cannot defend itself. What America is doing is creating a new species of people that will evolve with guns for hands and bullets for teeth. Once the evolution is complete there will be no more mass shootings and guns will be rendered completely ineffective. Because there will have also evolved another species with bulletproof skin.

this is darwinism at work people. the future is now

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

are they all playing on hardmode?

https://atlas.qz.com/charts/41Y3HT7Ux

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
If there is a shooting in Wisconsin today its probably me (being the victim of it). The crazy guy in our neighborhood is outside doing weird poo poo today so its only a matter of time before he pulls out a gun and starts killing people and well we're across the street from him.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Toadvine posted:

Um in English please.

Or a chart. Excel is your pal

Yeah I need a line of best fit with a worthwhile Confidence Interval, thanks.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Update: Still not dead. Will continue to update as events unfold.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Merry Christmas!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I think the US needs more guns, as seeing white people flee in tears and whole cities poo poo themselves looking for a quantum 'is he muslim' shooter on a regular basis is more entertaining than the average US sitcom.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

actually happyhippy I think you'll find only the POLICE should HAVE more GUNS and they should shoot people in the head with impunity; what do you think of that?

merry christmass.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
if he starts shooting up I'll claim on the news if I survive he was screaming "Allahu Ackbar" and "Hillary 2016"

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Happyhippys ideal Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8

you make me sick

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Digital Fingers posted:

Happyhippys ideal Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8

you make me sick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Going to go eat food now. Willl post updates on shooting spree as it happens.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Think I found the new official Christmas song for the rest of my life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne9EDPStK3o

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I love you america

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feIwig2AtA

Got one for you Digital Fingers.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012


I don't think you get the true spirt of Christmas like I do Happyhippy https://youtu.be/VMJLCg2YKjk

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

wait this next song was way more topical https://youtu.be/jB_5VbhIBzY?list=RDVMJLCg2YKjk

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
DON'T
GET
ELIMINATED

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Food was good. ListeNing to relatives talk about old people poo poo and the evil of the Clintons. At least I can relate to that.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
My family can't pronounce croissants. Oh now we have moved onto talking about how blacks ate different than others

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Now how Muslims are all evil

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Still no shooter no matter how much I'd welcome it.

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Can one thread actually talk about all of them? Like it'd be a different topic every day or less

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