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"a night guard routinely disposed of him" is a very unsettling sentence
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Dec 25, 2015 22:44
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with a goddamn raygun no less
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Dec 25, 2015 22:44
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Anthrovore posted:
Those are some tight, sexy authoritarian jack booties!
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Dec 25, 2015 22:45
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i wish i had a rich fantasy life like this guy, he probably just lays in bed at night with a smile on his face thinking up cool sea patrol scenarios and absentmindedly stroking his scrotum
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Dec 25, 2015 22:46
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Sea Patrol salute looks a bit awkward
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Dec 25, 2015 22:50
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Deffo dude is jerkin to thisSea Patrol posted:men's mighty loads to haul
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Dec 25, 2015 22:56
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i lust for scuba murder
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Dec 25, 2015 23:15
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Man, don't gently caress around with the sea patrol.
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Dec 25, 2015 23:15
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It's funny how mental illness manifests itself, I'm glad this way is funny and pretend murdery and not shoot up the mall kind
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Dec 25, 2015 23:19
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Professor Shark posted:It's funny how mental illness manifests itself, I'm glad this way is funny and pretend murdery and not shoot up the mall kind It's basically Star Wars, but with scuba divers. Mental illnes my rear end.
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Dec 25, 2015 23:21
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mike12345 posted:It's basically Star Wars, but with scuba divers. Mental illnes my rear end. If that isn't setting off your  CRAZY ALARM then I don't know what to tell you
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Dec 25, 2015 23:24
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Professor Shark posted:If that isn't setting off your I think you're a recreational diver.
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Dec 25, 2015 23:27
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want to smoke what he's got
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Dec 25, 2015 23:32
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mike12345 posted:I think you're a recreational diver. beeeeeeeeeeesaaaaaaaac!
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Dec 25, 2015 23:32
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standard issue anti-frogman grenade
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Dec 25, 2015 23:38
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-frogman_techniques
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Dec 25, 2015 23:46
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I'm a certified recreational diver, should I be worried 
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Dec 25, 2015 23:54
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Hot Karl Marx posted:I'm a certified recreational diver, should I be worried Only if your breaking regulations put forth by sea patrol, citizen.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:00
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A hefty dose of BERT AND JIM  Take me to your leader
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Dec 26, 2015 00:02
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Sea Patrol is a Christmas present to us all
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Dec 26, 2015 00:06
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Some of these graphics made me think I was playing Fallout 4. Holy poo poo this guy is onto something. Also what is, "Teetotlal"? He keeps going on about how hes teetotlal on twitter.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:08
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Microwaves Mom posted:Some of these graphics made me think I was playing Fallout 4. Holy poo poo this guy is onto something. Either some aztec god, or a typo for teatotal
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Dec 26, 2015 00:11
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mike12345 posted:Either some aztec god, or a typo for teatotal It occurs too much it must be some kind of fish-man / Atlantis god.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:12
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mike12345 posted:I think you're a recreational diver. I did just buy myself a dive watch for Christmas... is it possible to be a Sleeper Recreational Diver and not know it? 
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Dec 26, 2015 00:34
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Professor Shark posted:I did just buy myself a dive watch for Christmas... is it possible to be a Sleeper Recreational Diver and not know it? praise teetotil.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:43
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I don't know why the hell people keep scuba diving after the murderous fascist Sea Patrol takes over the ocean. Recreational scuba must be a hell of a drug to risk laser execution. quote:the ducks, which were big domestic ducks and not small wild-type park lake ducks, went into action, diving or on the surface, cleaning out the pondweed and whatever lived in it. They routinely easily caught full-sized frogs and toads and quickly shovelled and pumped them down their throats to be dissolved. quote:The public had several hard lessons in what matters and what does not matter as the Sea Patrol shoveled up and digested the massive over-financed demonstrative sport diving organizations as a pond-dredging duck swallows a large struggling frog and pumps it down to be dissolved in its onboard destructor. Oh yeah, pond-dredging duck's onboard destructors. Scuba vore. 
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Dec 26, 2015 00:50
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Fintilgin posted:I don't know why the hell people keep scuba diving after the murderous fascist Sea Patrol takes over the ocean. Recreational scuba must be a hell of a drug to risk laser execution. This dude totally wants to breed giant ducks to devour scuba divers. My god this is a grown man. In a train station I walked past a sign that said, "Avoiding eye-contact is a sign of Autism." I couldn't help but laugh i mean holy poo poo we're labeling children who are shy as being autistic now. It should be "grown men creating scuba Nazi like fan fictions are a sign of autism." gently caress this gay earth.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:54
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 what is that, a flounder?
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Dec 26, 2015 01:01
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amusinginquiry posted:
crude depiction of ur moms vagina
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Dec 26, 2015 01:11
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Nooner posted:crude depiction of ur moms vagina 
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Dec 26, 2015 01:17
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Nooner posted:crude depiction of ur moms vagina 
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Dec 26, 2015 01:26
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amusinginquiry posted:As we processed the results of these arrests, it got dark. A man in a backstreet-workshop-made amphibious power armour prowled around our base's quay, planning to be the sport divers' new defender against us. But such superhero-type methods tend not to work for long in the real world, and soon a night guard routinely disposed of him . Master Chief? Nooo! #huntthetruth
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Dec 26, 2015 01:33
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In the far reaches of the oceans there is talk of a Recreational Divers Rebel Alliance The Sea Patrol Empire begins to crack and crumble...
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Dec 26, 2015 01:34
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Microwaves Mom posted:This dude totally wants to breed giant ducks to devour scuba divers. My god this is a grown man. In a train station I walked past a sign that said, "Avoiding eye-contact is a sign of Autism." I couldn't help but laugh i mean holy poo poo we're labeling children who are shy as being autistic now. To be fair, being in a train station is probably a better sign of autism.
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Dec 26, 2015 01:40
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holy shiiiiit
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Dec 26, 2015 01:44
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I'm not going to say that Appleyard isn't autistic, but Sea Patrol isn't that weird if you look at the context. He's some old as gently caress British dude, and his homepage has some Dan Dare stories which probably means he read 2000 AD as a kid. The original issues of 2000 AD were meant for children and read at about the same level as the Sea Patrol stories and had a heavy focus on both anti-authoritarian (Invasion!) and authoritarian (Judge Dredd) settings. So Appleyard probably came up with the Sea Patrol as a kid and then never let go of the idea. He just buried it deep in the ground for it to bloom into the poser rendered horror we see today!
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Dec 26, 2015 01:45
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No that counts as weird
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Dec 26, 2015 01:46
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Professor Shark posted:No that counts as weird Yeah you're right. It's really loving weird. No adult man should be producing this. It's one thing to come up with this as a kid, but writing an illustrated novel is like, "jacking off to model train set" weird.
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Still better than Ayn Rand
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