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Another example of parents these days being too accepting of their child's life choices.
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Dec 26, 2015 01:07
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the kid's first word was mummy clearly xhe is drawn to the female gender why wait? just castrate!
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Dec 26, 2015 01:20
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"If you knew true internet culture you would know the battletoads meme."  is that real.
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Dec 26, 2015 01:27
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Celebrity Hipster Chocolatiers Reportedly Sold Remelted Commercial Chocolate http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/12/mast-brothers-chocolate-scandal?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email
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Dec 26, 2015 07:38
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Don Tacorleone posted:Celebrity Hipster Chocolatiers Reportedly Sold Remelted Commercial Chocolate
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Dec 26, 2015 07:44
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Don Tacorleone posted:Celebrity Hipster Chocolatiers Reportedly Sold Remelted Commercial Chocolate This would be totally worth it if they just came out and admitted they did it on purpose to humiliate foodies and gullible millenials.
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Dec 26, 2015 07:56
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The term "bean to bar" makes me irrationally angry.
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Dec 26, 2015 11:58
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NESguerilla posted:The term "bean to bar" makes me irrationally angry. I dunno it sounds like it's describing a bowel movement.
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Dec 26, 2015 12:01
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NESguerilla posted:The term "bean to bar" makes me irrationally angry. It's pretty insulting since it implies no farming or farmer was involved. It's like saying you should get your meat from a supermarket where no animals were involved.
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Dec 26, 2015 12:58
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Dec 26, 2015 13:01
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Boiled Water posted:It's pretty insulting since it implies no farming or farmer was involved. It's like saying you should get your meat from a supermarket where no animals were involved. No that's not the right way to do it. Proper meat is local. I know most of you life pretty far away from salmon ranches or chicken hatcheries or whatever so can I interest you in some artisanal locavore cat meat?
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Dec 26, 2015 13:04
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Larry Parrish posted:Living in Sacramento is cool because you hear about all this lame delivery app poo poo from the Bay Area or New York and literally none of them work in this area because of how retarded it is to expect someone to drive from an office in Roseville to drop off your 3 eggs and sugar or whatever in Del Paso Heights. So its like half of the startup industry may as well not exist here and yet we get more and more of them starting up
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Dec 26, 2015 13:05
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Don Tacorleone posted:Celebrity Hipster Chocolatiers Reportedly Sold Remelted Commercial Chocolate I wonder how much of that delicious scraggly beard hair ends up in the food they sell.
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Dec 26, 2015 15:01
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symbolic posted:eat a dick that's a really millennial thing to do
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Dec 26, 2015 16:44
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Siljmonster posted:and yet we get more and more of them starting up I'd rather have a bunch of perma-unemployed white trash talk about their epic Uber wages than try to sell me Mary Kay stuff so I"m OK with it.
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Dec 26, 2015 16:51
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Grand Prize Winner posted:No that's not the right way to do it. Proper meat is local. I know most of you life pretty far away from salmon ranches or chicken hatcheries or whatever so can I interest you in some artisanal locavore cat meat? In a lot of Texas, it's very easy to know a guy who will sell you a cow and have it delivered to a slaughterhouse/butcher shop. Local beef means a few miles down the road. lol if you've never looked dinner square in the eye.
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Dec 26, 2015 18:16
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Nothing wrong with a beard, but that cliche undercut and salt water taffy peddler beard combo was seriously overdone and is going out of style and I see it less and less these days (now being replaced by man buns in many areas). I've rarely seen it on guys that were even sort-of in shape, mostly on the soft-bodied millenial whose hobbies are drinking craft beer and vaping and wondering where that jiggle in the stomach came from. It goes with that meme "When everyone has X, nobody has X." It really does make the head look like an elongated rectangle. Don Tacorleone posted:Celebrity Hipster Chocolatiers Reportedly Sold Remelted Commercial Chocolate I've seen a lot of food places that make beard guys wear hair nets over their beards to keep the face pubes out of the food. Somewhere in Portland some girl is eating a $10 melted Nestle bar and pulling a face pube out of her teeth.
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Dec 26, 2015 18:58
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Grand Prize Winner posted:No that's not the right way to do it. Proper meat is local. I know most of you life pretty far away from salmon ranches or chicken hatcheries or whatever so can I interest you in some artisanal locavore cat meat? If the price is right sir, you most certainly can!
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Dec 26, 2015 20:37
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I just paid for a pizza with an old style 5. She asked me if it was a 5 and then showed it to her manager and asked "can we take these?" It was more endearing than annoying but definitely millennial. Feeling old as gently caress.
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Dec 26, 2015 22:47
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Ka0 posted:Surprised there isn't a ball pit at this meeting Offices by Cosmo Kramer?
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Dec 26, 2015 22:52
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Mad Monk posted:Offices by Cosmo Kramer? These guys are the ones who designed the office in question: http://www.camenzindevolution.com/Office They also designed the office that houses these, uhh, phone rooms that look like the teleportation devices in "The Fly" 
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Dec 26, 2015 23:07
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And we call this the oval office room. As you can see there are a few cunts already posing inside.
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Dec 26, 2015 23:07
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IncredibleIgloo posted:These guys are the ones who designed the office in question: http://www.camenzindevolution.com/Office Why would you take multiple exposures with a person there.
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Dec 26, 2015 23:10
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mr. mephistopheles posted:Why would you take multiple exposures with a person there. Because the entitled millennial inside wouldn't get off the goddamn phone, and they don't have all day for the photo shoot, would be my guess.
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Dec 26, 2015 23:13
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Because the entitled millennial inside wouldn't get off the goddamn phone, and they don't have all day for the photo shoot, would be my guess.
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Dec 26, 2015 23:14
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Don't get me wrong those offices are pretty eye rollingly corny, but I really can't fault people for trying to break up the soul draining atmosphere of offices.
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Dec 26, 2015 23:23
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symbolic posted:it's not a smartphone, though That picture is likely from the Zurich office opening in 2007, which places it just near the launch of the first iPhone, and before any Android phones. The majority of the office spaces don't quite look like that. The really out there ones are either common places or meeting rooms. Places that the public might even see. The majority of people's work space are not as zany. For example:  Nicest office I have worked in, but not quite as extravagant as all the photo ops would lead you to believe.
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Dec 26, 2015 23:34
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Dec 26, 2015 23:37
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this guy looks like a late-70s Gen Xer, though
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Dec 26, 2015 23:42
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Dec 26, 2015 23:50
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look at this smug piece of entitled millennial poo poo
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Dec 26, 2015 23:54
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guy unironically owns for stealing from his company (time it took to make all that stupid bullshit on the right.. haha he made a chain of rings out of construction paper), wearing that wicked dope advent calendar sweater (presumably every day in december that he worked), and not being a millennial
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Dec 26, 2015 23:54
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He's perverting the natural colorless state of the office, trying to enliven his environment Clearly a millenial scumbag
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Dec 26, 2015 23:57
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I'm laser vision Santa
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Dec 27, 2015 01:06
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IncredibleIgloo posted:That picture is likely from the Zurich office opening in 2007, which places it just near the launch of the first iPhone, and before any Android phones. The majority of the office spaces don't quite look like that. The really out there ones are either common places or meeting rooms. Places that the public might even see. The majority of people's work space are not as zany. For example:
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Dec 27, 2015 01:36
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those "cubicles" with low walls somehow manage to make cubicles even more undesirable
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Dec 27, 2015 01:37
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Don Tacorleone posted:Celebrity Hipster Chocolatiers Reportedly Sold Remelted Commercial Chocolate IDGI whats the issue this sounds like a capitalist dream? I mean i'm taking notes on how to pll it off myself.
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Dec 27, 2015 01:39
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the notion that people need to spend a third of their goddamn life at a desk in an office when the job they're doing actually only requires sitting at a computer needs to be firmly rejected by millenials so that they don't become miserable cunts like the Boomers, but it won't happen.
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thathonkey posted:those "cubicles" with low walls somehow manage to make cubicles even more undesirable it's like all the shittiness of a generic, homogenized workplace but without even the pretend privacy of a standard cubicle babies havin rabies posted:the notion that people need to spend a third of their goddamn life at a desk in an office when the job they're doing actually only requires sitting at a computer needs to be firmly rejected by millenials so that they don't become miserable cunts like the Boomers, but it won't happen. don't worry the boomers are unhappy because after a lifetime of being handed everything they were promised as children they realized how unfulfilling and lovely their lives were anyway and that blind consumerism and materialism are meaningless beyond neighborhood dick measuring contests millennials will be too busy working themselves to death as unregulated private contractors to ever have the leisure time to feel the existential nihilism that boomers feel
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