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Angry Birds Suicide posted:We escorted them to a nearby beach for pickup. Onshore, one of them suddenly pulled a loaded speargun out, but our issue weapons and training decided the matter as usual as our squad-leader's Mossberg Mariner pump-action shotgun (patrol issue with a pistol grip and no butt) disposed of him. You can see Honorary SEA PATROL Member Jesus Christ in the background
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The Ghoul posted:I'm not going to say that Appleyard isn't autistic, but Sea Patrol isn't that weird if you look at the context. 
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i like how in his wiki article you can read between the lines to see his lust for frogman death in every lovingly constructed paragraph
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Dec 26, 2015 02:18
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this is what i jerk it to
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CharlestonJew posted:You can see Honorary SEA PATROL Member Jesus Christ in the background wow idiot that's a SEA PATROL member wearing the Heli-Backpack. Are you some sort of recreational diver or something?
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KakerMix posted:wow idiot that's a SEA PATROL member wearing the Heli-Backpack. Are you some sort of recreational diver or something? Oh poo poo I thought that was the special SEA PATROL zeppelin.
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Dec 26, 2015 02:39
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someone needs to make this into an FPS
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The Ghoul posted:Sea Patrol isn't that weird if you look at the context. the Sea Patrol shoveled up and digested the massive over-financed demonstrative sport diving organizations as a pond-dredging duck swallows a large struggling frog and pumps it down to be dissolved in its onboard destructor.
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Someone contact Hideo Kojima, we found a sequel for MGS (Marine Guard Seapatrol)
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someone please make a sea patrol vs recreational diver cs mod or something please
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:We escorted them to a nearby beach for pickup. Onshore, one of them suddenly pulled a loaded speargun out, but our issue weapons and training decided the matter as usual as our squad-leader's Mossberg Mariner pump-action shotgun (patrol issue with a pistol grip and no butt) disposed of him. eat poo poo scuba scum
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wiffle ball bat posted:someone please make a sea patrol vs recreational diver cs mod or something please Yes this.
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This is absolute insanity
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burn in hell amateur scubers
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I'm the lower case comic sans labelling on the SEA PATROL dinghy
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Maybe this is a little nitpicky but wtf is up with the riot shields? Those are typically for crowd control situations and don't seem terribly useful when you just murder everyone you come across.
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:We escorted them to a nearby beach for pickup. Onshore, one of them suddenly pulled a loaded speargun out, but our issue weapons and training decided the matter as usual as our squad-leader's Mossberg Mariner pump-action shotgun (patrol issue with a pistol grip and no butt) disposed of him. nobody and no weathr keeps you out of the water? looks like your dead wrong *shots in the chest*
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fordham posted:Maybe this is a little nitpicky but wtf is up with the riot shields? Those are typically for crowd control situations and don't seem terribly useful when you just murder everyone you come across. They're a powerful symbol of authoritarianism, which the author may or may not be in favor of, this is unclear.
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fordham posted:Maybe this is a little nitpicky but wtf is up with the riot shields? Those are typically for crowd control situations and don't seem terribly useful when you just murder everyone you come across. Sometimes the recreational diver scumbags reach for loaded spear guns before being properly dispatched by a heroic SEAPATROL with a rust proof mosinburg pump action shotgun
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Fintilgin posted:the Sea Patrol shoveled up and digested the massive over-financed demonstrative sport diving organizations as a pond-dredging duck swallows a large struggling frog and pumps it down to be dissolved in its onboard destructor.
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op, i appreciate that you link to my site, but please ask me before you post it on a high traffic site like "something awful". thank you.
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I always figured I was the only person with this fetish but herew we are
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an xmas advice to mr lowtax - if you want the site to thrive, focus more on awful poo poo like this again.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:eat poo poo scuba scum
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Rambling Robot posted:an xmas advice to mr lowtax - if you want the site to thrive, focus more on awful poo poo like this again.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:To be fair, being in a train station is probably a better sign of autism. Well drat you got me there. To be fair I was just waiting for a ride home for christmas 
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Testikles posted:
Holy poo poo, it's a Christmas miracle. The internet is wonderful again.
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I 100% unironically love subwalker
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texas subranger
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fordham posted:Maybe this is a little nitpicky but wtf is up with the riot shields? Those are typically for crowd control situations and don't seem terribly useful when you just murder everyone you come across. Um it's obviously for when the scoobydoos are throwing their gear and bricks at you 
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Microwaves Mom posted:Well drat you got me there. To be fair I was just waiting for a ride home for christmas No problemo, the sign was no joke probably there to prevent Alex DeLarge style chavs from assaulting the disabled.
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He is also is obsessed with rayguns; he keeps an iron grip on the raygun wikipedia page to make sure no one deletes his detailed list of every raygun to ever appear in fiction. The SEA PATROL makes an appearance of course!   
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His autism is palpable
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Rambling Robot posted:an xmas advice to mr lowtax - if you want the site to thrive, focus more on awful poo poo like this again. That poo poo is rare - like a scarce mineral.
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why do these guys have tiny paddles / huge pepper mills on their belt anyway
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To be fair, this is more mental energy than most cops put into a situation before shooting some (black) one
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Son of Rodney posted:why do these guys have tiny paddles / huge pepper mills on their belt anyway To assault protesters.
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amusinginquiry posted:As we processed the results of these arrests, it got dark. A man in a backstreet-workshop-made amphibious power armour prowled around our base's quay, planning to be the sport divers' new defender against us. But such superhero-type methods tend not to work for long in the real world, and soon a night guard routinely disposed of him . not even the master chief can flaunt sea patrol's laws edit: gently caress someone else made this joke
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The average citizen or Recreational Diver is no match for the Nazi Professional Scuba Divers of SEA PATROL! 
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