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Conal Cochran
Dec 2, 2013

Edit: Wrong thread

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sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

So Kelsey Grammer blow all his money on drugs right?

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

sbaldrick posted:

So Kelsey Grammer blow all his money on drugs right?
If it weren't for cocaine we might never get movies like Storks at all, so be thankful.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
A movie trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtW1Lq5c04E

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Too soon.

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers

I am really confused by this

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Is that a sequel to the first film?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Isn't that the movie that became no. 1 in Germany when it was first released?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Rahonavis posted:

"Storks just look like real big seagulls, right?"

Whomever made up the "storks deliver babies" deal missed out, should've used a pelican

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



cat doter posted:

I am really confused by this

German Borat.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

cat doter posted:

I am really confused by this

quote:

In 2011, Adolf Hitler wakes up in a vacant lot in Berlin, with no knowledge of anything that happened after 1945. Homeless and destitute, he interprets everything he sees in 2011 from a Nazi perspective (for instance, he assumes that Turks in Germany are an indicator of Karl Dönitz having persuaded Turkey to join the Axis, and thinks that Wikipedia is named for "Wikinger" (Viking)) — and although everyone recognizes him, nobody believes that he is Hitler; instead, they think he is either a comedian, or a method actor.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Is that actually a faux-documentary, BORAT style? Because it is loving amazing.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Agreed.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Peanut President posted:

Is that actually a faux-documentary, BORAT style? Because it is loving amazing.

It's 1/3 him interacting with actual folks and 2/3 a fictional story about him becoming a TV-star because people think he's an comedian who never breaks character.

It's not just a comedy, it doubles as a commentary on how Hitler could have been a popular right-wing politician in this day and age.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Deadpool Trailer #2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIM1HydF9UA

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
"To tell this story we need to go back before I put this rear end in spandex."

No. No you don't. We don't need more superhero origin stories. They're always the least interesting part of superhero movies. Please stop.

Ha ha!!! He swear! Very funny. :)

Lady Naga fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Dec 25, 2015

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!


The cringe is real, uughh... :doh:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Against my will I find myself wanting to see that dammed thing. I think it is in part a reaction to the over serious and dramatic super hero movies that have been the mainstay lately. Like how Ant Man defied my expectations by not taking itself too seriously.

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.
I think it looks like a dumb, but absolute blast of a movie. I can't wait to see it.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
I absolutely hate Deadpool in comics, but I really want to see this movie. :psyduck:

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
that trailer was so terrible it made me wanna watch the hitler movie

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Lady Naga posted:

"To tell this story we need to go back before I put this rear end in spandex."

No. No you don't. We don't need more superhero origin stories. They're always the least interesting part of superhero movies. Please stop.

Ha ha!!! He swear! Very funny. :)

Per the script, the film goes back and fourth through the present and the past. It works pretty well and a lot better than a typical origin.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

cat doter posted:

that trailer was so terrible it made me wanna watch the hitler movie

Hahaha

anticake
Nov 5, 2004

Biscuit Hider
If it shares more than a couple characters with Kelly's run Deadpool's origin could be a big plot point for the third act.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I do like that the film has Negasonic Teenage Warhead in it because it's the most insane and best super hero name. So looking forward to seeing that and Collossus in the film.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Apparently they've decided to just go ahead' and put spoilers in the commercial for the new Natalie Dormer movie The Forest as there's a new one that states how "in 2010 she went into the Suicide Forest and was never seen again.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

muscles like this? posted:

Apparently they've decided to just go ahead' and put spoilers in the commercial for the new Natalie Dormer movie The Forest as there's a new one that states how "in 2010 she went into the Suicide Forest and was never seen again.

Alright well, what did you think would happen in the Suicide Forest, smart guy?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

muscles like this? posted:

Apparently they've decided to just go ahead' and put spoilers in the commercial for the new Natalie Dormer movie The Forest as there's a new one that states how "in 2010 she went into the Suicide Forest and was never seen again.

Natalie Dormer apparently plays twins, and the plot of the movie is a girl trying to find her twin sister who disappeared in the forest.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Turns out Natalie Dormer is actually one of the Vs in The VVitch.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Alright well, what did you think would happen in the Suicide Forest, smart guy?

Dogging?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Suicide Forest is about a forest trying to kill itself because humans are bad.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The most dangerous forests are recruited by Mother Nature to perform tasks too illegal for other habitats. Forests who refuse are sold to real estate developers.

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets
Where's Waldo's Fursona?

Zootopia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWM0ct-OLsM

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
"Furry" seems to be our version of Freep's "gay sex" in that people here think about it a lot more than the people who actually practice the acts.

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets

computer parts posted:

"Furry" seems to be our version of Freep's "gay sex" in that people here think about it a lot more than the people who actually practice the acts.

W-what else do I think about a lot more than...

Alehkhs posted:

Buttrock: The Trailer

Captain Harlock: Space Pirate

Alehkhs posted:

To Infini and beyond.

Infini

Alehkhs posted:

Dungeons and Dragons? Psh... Vin Diesel plays The Most Dangerous Game.

The Last Witch Hunter

Alehkhs posted:

Smarter than the average bear.

Into the Grizzly Maze

Alehkhs posted:

Sometimes even The Thing just wants to take a pleasure cruise...

Harbinger Down

Alehkhs posted:

All Silk Roads lead to Rome...

Dragon Blade

Alehkhs posted:

I bless the worms down in Africa...

Tremors 5: Bloodlines

Alehkhs posted:

Stick a fork in it, that goose is bumped.

Goosebumps

Alehkhs posted:

31 flavors of suffering and madness
:yum:

Baskin

Alehkhs posted:

Crouching for 15 years is going to give that tiger some crazy leg cramps... :ohdear:

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny

Alehkhs posted:

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa

Storks

:ohdear:

My shameful secret is that I like to introduce movie trailers with dumb jokes.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Alehkhs posted:

W-what else do I think about a lot more than...








:ohdear:

My shameful secret is that I like to introduce movie trailers with dumb jokes.

I mean it's not just you, in the animation thread you had someone go "I guess children and people with fursonas would like this movie, but what about normal people?"

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
yeah, what about normal people? what are they like? what are their hopes, their dreams? their fursonas?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Furries aren't normal people. There I said it.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

kiimo posted:

Furries aren't normal people. There I said it.

And specifically, people who think about furries when they see cartoon animals aren't normal either.

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

kiimo posted:

Furries aren't normal people. There I said it.
You'll never work in Hollywood again man! Don't you know this is a furry town????

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