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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

poptart_fairy posted:

Show don't tell, goddammit.


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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Henchman of Santa posted:

The Detroit Lions made the mistake of wishing people Happy Holidays and the anti-PC brigade is in full force.



And a lot of angry "You guys can't even get this right!" comments. Unfortunately it appears that they've deleted the dude with the Minion profile pic who was responding to everyone saying that they're PC and are what is wrong with this country, but was censoring words like "mor*n" and "los*r"

The Lions are owned by the descendants of known PC brigade member Henry Ford

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

This is really dumb. Not only are they throwing stones while living in glass houses, they literally are showing a man in incredibly good shape just because he looks awkward in two pictures.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

twistedmentat posted:

This is really dumb. Not only are they throwing stones while living in glass houses, they literally are showing a man in incredibly good shape just because he looks awkward in two pictures.

That's an age old political tactic, though. If anybody is the slightest bit prominent they're going to have cameras around them a lot and have people taking their picture. Somebody as important as "literally the highest political office in a nation of 300 million people" is going to have a hard time going somewhere that cameras are not going to follow. It's a question of volume; take thousands of pictures of somebody and you're going to be able to find enough to make him look like a complete doofus. On the other end you're going to find a few that make him look like a prestigious person in a prestigious position.

So of course that person's opposition is going to go through the thousands of pictures, find the handful that makes him look like a tool, and plaster them everywhere saying "hey look at how much this guy sucks! These pictures make him look bad lol he's a weak poo poo bag amirite?"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That's an age old political tactic, though. If anybody is the slightest bit prominent they're going to have cameras around them a lot and have people taking their picture. Somebody as important as "literally the highest political office in a nation of 300 million people" is going to have a hard time going somewhere that cameras are not going to follow. It's a question of volume; take thousands of pictures of somebody and you're going to be able to find enough to make him look like a complete doofus. On the other end you're going to find a few that make him look like a prestigious person in a prestigious position.

So of course that person's opposition is going to go through the thousands of pictures, find the handful that makes him look like a tool, and plaster them everywhere saying "hey look at how much this guy sucks! These pictures make him look bad lol he's a weak poo poo bag amirite?"


Robert Stanfield was a politician in Canada from the East Coast that was from an era when being a Conservative didn't mean being a complete loving shithead in every way. When Premier of Nova Scotia, he improved human rights, the arts, brought in healthcare and infrastructure and helped much of the province transition to a more modern state. He became leader of the Federal Conservatives and ran against Truedau. He lost, but then in a future election the Liberials had not managed the economy very well and it looked like the PCs may win it. Until this photo was taken
http://i.imgur.com/b2Laoqu.jpg
This sunk the campaign. Thing is, Stanfield had been tosses the football around for a while, and missed it once, but that's all that was needed.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That's an age old political tactic, though. If anybody is the slightest bit prominent they're going to have cameras around them a lot and have people taking their picture. Somebody as important as "literally the highest political office in a nation of 300 million people" is going to have a hard time going somewhere that cameras are not going to follow. It's a question of volume; take thousands of pictures of somebody and you're going to be able to find enough to make him look like a complete doofus. On the other end you're going to find a few that make him look like a prestigious person in a prestigious position.

So of course that person's opposition is going to go through the thousands of pictures, find the handful that makes him look like a tool, and plaster them everywhere saying "hey look at how much this guy sucks! These pictures make him look bad lol he's a weak poo poo bag amirite?"

Counter point, you'd be hard pressed to find a photo of me looking prestigious if I was Americas president.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

twistedmentat posted:

This is really dumb. Not only are they throwing stones while living in glass houses, they literally are showing a man in incredibly good shape just because he looks awkward in two pictures.

I honestly thought they were saying Obama was conservative, but then I remembered that most people don't think bikes are cool :negative:

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Obama would own them on the basketball court though.

The whole thing about criticising a political person from a picture is bizarre to me. I remember a friend posted a picture of Trudeau meeting the Queen and someone commentated on how Trudeau looked weak and pathetic in the picture while shaking the Queen's hand. The thing is if you are going to look at picture of someone you hate, everything they do in the picture will seem like something that makes the person pathetic. It's the same everything a conservative criticises Obama for bowing too low to the Japanese prime minister or some such poo poo.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

twistedmentat posted:

Robert Stanfield was a politician in Canada from the East Coast that was from an era when being a Conservative didn't mean being a complete loving shithead in every way. When Premier of Nova Scotia, he improved human rights, the arts, brought in healthcare and infrastructure and helped much of the province transition to a more modern state. He became leader of the Federal Conservatives and ran against Truedau. He lost, but then in a future election the Liberials had not managed the economy very well and it looked like the PCs may win it. Until this photo was taken
http://i.imgur.com/b2Laoqu.jpg
This sunk the campaign. Thing is, Stanfield had been tosses the football around for a while, and missed it once, but that's all that was needed.

That's one thing that honestly baffles me about politics in general. One single, tiny failure can completely torpedo something if it gets amplified enough. It's on the level of a butterfly flapping its wings and causing a hurricane. You might think "what does a dropped football have to do with anything?" but then next thing you know it changes the face of a major election.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Dont forget that Conservatives also love Putin. Even though Russia is suppose to be evil commies.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Nckdictator posted:

gangstalking.jpg
https://sites.google.com/site/timirrors/targ

Just link this to your friend then make fun of him.


twistedmentat posted:

This is really dumb. Not only are they throwing stones while living in glass houses, they literally are showing a man in incredibly good shape just because he looks awkward in two pictures.

Aren't most presidents fat slobs by the time their second term is up? I remember clinton being lampooned for eating at mcdonalds and being a fatty. Which now his level of fatness wouldn't phase anyone. Kind of impressed obama didn't let himself go and only aged 30yrs instead of 50.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I know I'm a few hours late. I think this thread is in special need of someone saying merry Christmas and happy holidays. You're not alone out there.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That's one thing that honestly baffles me about politics in general. One single, tiny failure can completely torpedo something if it gets amplified enough. It's on the level of a butterfly flapping its wings and causing a hurricane. You might think "what does a dropped football have to do with anything?" but then next thing you know it changes the face of a major election.

We may have been an ill advised scream away from President Howard Dean.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Fathis Munk posted:

Yeah that's some p good poo poo.

I also love the "ANIMALS DO IT/DON'T DO IT" argumentation in general because it's just such a bad argument.(Also animals do the damndest things)

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, let's do it, let's poo poo in mid-air.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

snergle posted:

Kind of impressed obama didn't let himself go and only aged 30yrs instead of 50.

Only his white half is aging.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

PhazonLink posted:

Dont forget that Conservatives also love Putin. Even though Russia is suppose to be evil commies.

This sounds like STDH so I should have screengrabbed it but I saw this exchange on a article on FB about Russia doing something else scary
Poster 1 : America needs a strong leader like Putin. He defends his people rather than coddling their enemies.
Poster 2 : Yea! We need a strong President to protect us from Russian aggression!

pastor of muppets
Aug 21, 2007

We were somewhere around the Living Hive, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

I'm gonna have to see a Venn diagram or something to explain this one. :psyduck:

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

David Dees was also talking about shoes so I'm pretty sure he's just literally mentally ill.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

pastor of muppets posted:

I'm gonna have to see a Venn diagram or something to explain this one. :psyduck:



People like the image of baby Jesus more than the prophet/teacher/deity grown-up Jesus because baby doesn't make any uncomfortable statements like "do not resist an evil person" or "whatever you have done to the poor and imprisoned, you have done to me".

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

pastor of muppets posted:

I'm gonna have to see a Venn diagram or something to explain this one. :psyduck:



How many nativity scenes do you see absolutely everywhere at Christmas time?

How many people celebrate the festival of gluttony instead of, you know, Jesus?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

twistedmentat posted:

Robert Stanfield was a politician in Canada from the East Coast that was from an era when being a Conservative didn't mean being a complete loving shithead in every way. When Premier of Nova Scotia, he improved human rights, the arts, brought in healthcare and infrastructure and helped much of the province transition to a more modern state. He became leader of the Federal Conservatives and ran against Truedau. He lost, but then in a future election the Liberials had not managed the economy very well and it looked like the PCs may win it. Until this photo was taken
http://i.imgur.com/b2Laoqu.jpg
This sunk the campaign. Thing is, Stanfield had been tosses the football around for a while, and missed it once, but that's all that was needed.

"Man hit in groin by football"

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

twistedmentat posted:

America needs a strong leader like Putin.

My dirt poor stepmother has said this verbatim out loud, to me irl the first Christmas I met her moments before railing obamacare socialism and I think something about "friend of the family in the white house" I don't have her on facebook thankfully/unfortunately

FruitNYogurtParfait has a new favorite as of 18:46 on Dec 26, 2015

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

ToxicSlurpee posted:

How many nativity scenes do you see absolutely everywhere at Christmas time?

How many people celebrate the festival of gluttony instead of, you know, Jesus?

9 in 10 Americans celebrate Christmas, whether it be as a religious or as a cultural holiday. So, why isn't 'Merry Christmas' acceptable to say? It's called Christmas, isn't it? That one person needs you to say Happy Holidays? Why? I'll tell you why - they're pretentious as gently caress. We now live in a society where we will literally fall all over ourselves to prove that the minority has a voice to the rest of the world. We're so worried about appearances that we no longer have any substance. We need to reclaim our cojones and quit pussifying ourselves for the rest of the world.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Madkal posted:

Obama would own them on the basketball court though.

Not necessarily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljt2LXFJFi0

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

twistedmentat posted:

This is really dumb. Not only are they throwing stones while living in glass houses, they literally are showing a man in incredibly good shape just because he looks awkward in two pictures.

It's funny because the people who post this think 300lbs, 250 blood sugar, and a bp of 150/110 is MANLY.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Chris Cristie is in peak physical shape. That shape being an bean bag.

Finisher1
Feb 21, 2008

DemeaninDemon posted:

It's funny because the people who post this think 300lbs, 250 blood sugar, and a bp of 150/110 is MANLY.

Hashtag Healthy Manly at any Weight.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



DemeaninDemon posted:

It's funny because the people who post this think 300lbs, 250 blood sugar, and a bp of 150/110 is MANLY.

Hey now, you do build a fair amount of muscle mass carrying around all that body fat. Just standing up is like doing a lift at the gym, so clearly they are strong and masculine.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

twistedmentat posted:

Poster 1 : America needs a strong leader like Putin. He defends his people rather than coddling their enemies.
Poster 2 : Yea! We need a strong President to protect us from Russian aggression!

This is a consistent line of reasoning AFAICT.

Compare: "Rival Team's quartergoalie is great!" "Yeah, we need a quartergoalie like that so Rival Team doesn't beat us again!"

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

People with genuinely high IQs tend not to boast about it on social media.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That's one thing that honestly baffles me about politics in general. One single, tiny failure can completely torpedo something if it gets amplified enough. It's on the level of a butterfly flapping its wings and causing a hurricane. You might think "what does a dropped football have to do with anything?" but then next thing you know it changes the face of a major election.

Dude called Ed Milliband, the opposition leader in the UK, got plastered all over the papers eating a bacon sandwich. You know when you get a bit of fat caught in your teeth and don't quite bite a chunk off, so you have to chomp a couple more times to avoid pulling an entire bit of bacon out? Yeah, that lost him an election.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
The entire premise behind IQ is flawed and supposed "testing" for a concept as vague as intelligence is a pseudosciencce :ssh:

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





goose fleet posted:

The entire premise behind IQ is flawed and supposed "testing" for a concept as vague as intelligence is a pseudosciencce :ssh:

Sounds like something a person with low IQ would say :smug:

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

EvilGenius posted:

Dude called Ed Milliband, the opposition leader in the UK, got plastered all over the papers eating a bacon sandwich. You know when you get a bit of fat caught in your teeth and don't quite bite a chunk off, so you have to chomp a couple more times to avoid pulling an entire bit of bacon out? Yeah, that lost him an election.

He still gets poo poo for it even now when the papers don't have any actual grievances to air. I mean I don't give too many bollocks about politics here as a rule, but of all things to vilify an opposition leader with you focus on their sandwich eating capabilities. :psyduck:

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Like and Share if you can figure out what's wrong with this picture!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Fun experiment: Next time your local IOSM links one of those "IQ tests" or something like it that says "I got a 148 how will you do?" follow the link and answer it entirely at random and check out your score.

They always return a "bragworthy" result b/c they want you to share it so they can get shares and hits and sell dick pills or whatever their actual aim is.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




IDGI? Who are those people supposed to be?

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
People who aren't one black woman and one black man.

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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





Oh no, not interracial marriage!

Seriously I don't get WTF this is trying to say.

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