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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 5: Considering that many of us work on our cars ourselves, we constantly live in fear of sound - funny sounds coming out of nowhere; putting everything back together and there's a new sound all of a sudden. This sound is the one I dread hearing the most.

Skeletons jacking off in a filing cabinet AKA rod knock - 26
bolind
Freelop
Wrar
stevobob
CornHolio
literally a fish
Das Volk
Somewhat Heroic
GrantC
Alarbus
Mat_Drinks
IOwnCalculus
leica
Bajaha
El Jebus
LloydDobler
SharkyTM
Meatpimp
Enourmo
NitroSpazzz
angryhampster
SFH1989
zundfolge
Elmnt80
CharlesM
sadnessboner

Absolute silence - 3
Ephphatha
CannonFodder
Deeters

Wheel bearing - 2
Phone
Naked Bear

CLUNKCLUNKCLUNKCLUNKCLUNKCLUNKCLUNK - 2
scuz
Fjelltorsk

The tortured sound of gears shredding (transmission, differential, etc) - 2
Liquid Communism
Godholio

Grinding - 2
Tahm Bwady
Blugu64

The engine interfering with itself - 2
Jack B Nimble
Cached Money

Money-related noises...at the parts store - 2
cursedshitbox
CAT INTERCEPTOR

ACES:

Quack - ShittyPostmakerPro
"Have ya gorany scrap mate" with a Transit diesel backbeat - InitialDave
Bones being broken. Slowly. - KozmoNaut
Police sirens - Seat Safety Switch
Seatbelt chime while wearing seatbelt - 1500quidporsche
Oops - The Locator
My coworkers voice asking me to diagnose their car problems. - Terrible Robot
Thunk - YF19pilot
The groan of the jacks stands shifting as I move under the car to look at some other loving sound I heard. - extreme_accordion
boom - Motronic
The one i can't source, identify or diagnose - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
AMC - Ozmiander
Click - ilkhan
Piercing noise and grinding scrape as my low profile tire kills itself on the granite curb in front of my house twice now. - some_admin
An expensive one - Tomarse




Question 6: This is the best car/truck advertisement I've ever seen.

the George Washington Challenger commercial - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-3HEyR-c3M - 3
literally a fish
The Locator
Jack B Nimble

VW's "Unpimp the auto" ads - 3
SharkyTM
leica
SFH1989

Nissan 300ZX: "And then... the twin.. turbos... kick... in..." (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XLyCDsKhGo) - 3
Enourmo
Wrar
CornHolio

1960’s VW print ads - 2
Liquid Communism
sadnessboner

"gently caress you Baltimore" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w - 2
Mat_Drinks
Godholio

Cog by Honda - 2
CannonFodder
Motronic

Saab's ballet suite - 2
zundfolge
YF19pilot

ACES:

Pulp Fiction for the Acura NSX - Phone
the saab fighter jet one - Fjelltorsk
Anything by Honda - ShittyPostmakerPro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBzOdru3kNo this one stuck with me - Cached Money
Husqvarna's 710 enduro, but the KTM 690 SMC and Triumph Rocket are pretty good as well - Ephphatha
Van Damme's splits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8H9Ep_T3iU - Freelop
That pickup one posted last week with the truck carrying the other truck up a pile of rocks - stevobob
The one where all the VW Rabbits keep multiplying - scuz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KL0rwkj2vQ - InitialDave
Like a rock Chevy commercial - Blugu64
That Volvo one where they syncro-jump 240s in the snow. - bolind
Bentley's "gently caress you" to BMW and Audi (I know it's fake, I don't care) - KozmoNaut
The Mercedes ad about adultery and all wheel drive is a favourite - Seat Safety Switch
DDB's Think Small ad for the VW Beetle - 1500quidporsche
The gay Forester ad. - Naked Bear
Any of those old snarky Citroen 2CV ads - Terrible Robot
The R8 V10 dyno commercial - Das Volk
http://i.imgur.com/wf4yQLy.jpg - Somewhat Heroic
the 2001 Subaru WRX Commercial where the bugeye sliding around on gravel changes to/from the GC WRC car. - GrantC
Top Gear - extreme_accordion
Audi Spock Challenge - Alarbus
Dodge's early 2000s Hemi Ads - Tahm Bwady
The C6 commercial that got banned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG0Ba-wef6M - IOwnCalculus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vasc8ghyu1g - Bajaha
Volvo truck ad, girl with remote control - El Jebus
All automotive advertising is horrible but likely: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSL65K0qZPs - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
AMC - Ozmiander
Anything from the 80s involving booze, smokes and sex - cursedshitbox
New ford ads - ilkhan
The Volvo 740 turbo station wagon - magazine ad with a Lambo towing a trailer behind it. - LloydDobler
Late '80s Porsche 911 "Kills Bugs Fast" ad - Meatpimp
Mad Max: Fury Road - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Kia Soul - some_admin
Ferrari Shell Commercial - NitroSpazzz
That Hilux on Top Gear - Tomarse
Any of the Volvo wagon ones - Deeters
Any 90's american truck ad - Elmnt80
The TV show "Viper" - angryhampster
“I wanna be a Corolla” - CharlesM

MrChips fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Dec 26, 2015

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 6:

leica - 62
Das Volk - 59
zundfolge - 56
sadnessboner - 55
Mat_Drinks - 54
NitroSpazzz - 53
angryhampster - 53
stevobob - 52
CornHolio - 49
Elmnt80 - 49
literally a fish - 48
Alarbus - 48
bolind - 47
LloydDobler - 47
Freelop - 46
Somewhat Heroic - 43
Enourmo - 43
Wrar - 42
GrantC - 41
El Jebus - 41
SFH1989 - 39
CharlesM - 39
IOwnCalculus - 38
Bajaha - 38
SharkyTM - 35
Blugu64 - 32
Meatpimp - 32
Jack B Nimble - 26
some_admin - 24
1500quidporsche - 23
Deeters - 23
Phone - 21
Liquid Communism - 20
CannonFodder - 19
Naked Bear - 18
Tahm Bwady - 17
Motronic - 16
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 16
scuz - 15
Seat Safety Switch - 15
Cached Money - 14
Terrible Robot - 13
Fjelltorsk - 12
YF19pilot - 12
The Locator - 10
extreme_accordion - 10
cursedshitbox - 9
ilkhan - 9
Ephphatha - 8
KozmoNaut - 8
Godholio - 8
Tomarse - 8
ShittyPostmakerPro - 7
InitialDave - 7
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 7
Ozmiander - 6

See you all tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 7 and 8!

MrChips fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Dec 26, 2015

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Big Bill Hell's and gently caress You Baltimore are the same (and awesome) spoof commercial.

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!

Also slightly surprised to see Audi's Godfather commercial to get zero mentions.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

IOwnCalculus posted:

Big Bill Hell's and gently caress You Baltimore are the same (and awesome) spoof commercial.

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!

I can't believe someone else picked that one. Damnit Mat_Drinks.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Ah man, I had the "twin... turbos.... kick... in" too, but honestly had to choose the subie ad.

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'

IOwnCalculus posted:

Big Bill Hell's and gently caress You Baltimore are the same (and awesome) spoof commercial.

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!

Also slightly surprised to see Audi's Godfather commercial to get zero mentions.

Woohoo! Yay Godholio! :hf:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
gently caress somehow I completely spaced and forgot the "Unpimp ze Auto" VW commercials, those were the best things ever.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

MrChips posted:

Question 5: Considering that many of us work on our cars ourselves, we constantly live in fear of sound - funny sounds coming out of nowhere; putting everything back together and there's a new sound all of a sudden. This sound is the one I dread hearing the most.


ACES:

Quack - ShittyPostmakerPro

Holy poo poo

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


The only thing I could of was the whole "ooooohhhhhh, LIKE A RAAAAWK" chevy ads. I should have been more specific. :(

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Elmnt80 posted:

The only thing I could of was the whole "ooooohhhhhh, LIKE A RAAAAWK" chevy ads. I should have been more specific. :(

:argh:

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Looks like a lot of us fear the knock. And somebody is trying too hard to be wolf-y.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012



Alternately you could have been less specific since they were all pretty similar. :colbert:

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Terrible Robot posted:

gently caress somehow I completely spaced and forgot the "Unpimp ze Auto" VW commercials, those were the best things ever.

Yea, I thought of those later but was too lazy to change my answer.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

IOwnCalculus posted:

Big Bill Hell's and gently caress You Baltimore are the same (and awesome) spoof commercial.

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!

Also slightly surprised to see Audi's Godfather commercial to get zero mentions.

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND A DEAL AT BIG MRCHIPS', YOU CAN KISS MY rear end

(fixt :v:)

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


MrChips posted:

Question 6: This is the best car/truck advertisement I've ever seen.
Ferrari Shell Commercial - NitroSpazzz

How the hell did I ace question 6 with this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_kwxzU4wL4 I'm disappointed AI

SUSE Creamcheese
Apr 11, 2007
Glad someone else remembered that Saab ad :v:

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

NitroSpazzz posted:

How the hell did I ace question 6 with this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_kwxzU4wL4 I'm disappointed AI

That is an amazing commercial, but it's for fuel, not a car.


I should have put that, but I honestly forgot about it.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

No one else remembers the Viper TV show???

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

gently caress, there's goes my chance at an ace score throughout! Worth it for the HHGTTG reference though :colbert:

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

CannonFodder posted:

Holy poo poo

Did you ever see the 'please remove ducking from dashboard' service request picture from justrolledintotheshop? It was something adorable.

Edit: http://m.imgur.com/a/UqYhT

Pomp and Circumcized fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Dec 26, 2015

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

ShittyPostmakerPro posted:

Did you ever see the 'please remove ducking from dashboard' service request picture from justrolledintotheshop? It was something adorable.

Edit: http://m.imgur.com/a/UqYhT

:3:, but tbh with what I now know about the UZZ32 I'm almost certain there's a failure mode that involves a non-duck-related quacking sound that's legit more terrifying than rod knock.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
How did I forget about this one?? :negative:

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747
I too am disappointed in my ace, just listen to that engine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxLVQFeB5OM

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'

Das Volk posted:

I too am disappointed in my ace, just listen to that engine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxLVQFeB5OM

Oh wow, I'd somehow never seen that before. :allears:

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

Tommychu posted:

:3:, but tbh with what I now know about the UZZ32 I'm almost certain there's a failure mode that involves a non-duck-related quacking sound that's legit more terrifying than rod knock.

I tell you, the suspension system does make some really loving weird noises. For example, it's normal for the car to hiss loudly from the front left wheel for 5 seconds whenever you stop the engine.

There was a month of "is this normal?" when I bought my first one - not having any English documentation didn't help.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ShittyPostmakerPro posted:

Did you ever see the 'please remove ducking from dashboard' service request picture from justrolledintotheshop? It was something adorable.

Edit: http://m.imgur.com/a/UqYhT
That's precious :3:

And yeah, if my car quacked I wouldn't know what the gently caress was going on.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 7: This brand consistently has the nicest interiors in their products, if you ask me.








Question 8: On the other hand, this brand consistently has the worst interiors.








Answers soon...

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 7: This brand consistently has the nicest interiors in their products, if you ask me.

Mercedes-Benz - 9
Cached Money
Wrar
bolind
Phone
Tahm Bwady
IOwnCalculus
some_admin
CannonFodder
Elmnt80

BMW - 5
stevobob
Fjelltorsk
Bajaha
Enourmo
angryhampster

Rolls Royce - 5
The Locator
literally a fish
Alarbus
cursedshitbox
SharkyTM

Bentley - 3
Freelop
Terrible Robot
Meatpimp

Lexus - 3
CornHolio
Blugu64
Seat Safety Switch

Audi - 3
Das Volk
Mat_Drinks
zundfolge

Mazda - 3
YF19pilot
leica
CharlesM

Volvo - 3
El Jebus
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
LloydDobler

Rover - 2
ShittyPostmakerPro
1500quidporsche

Volkswagen - 2
scuz
Jack B Nimble

Porsche - 2
sadnessboner
Motronic

Ford - 2
ilkhan
SFH1989

ACES:

Yamaha - Ephphatha
Saab - InitialDave
Buick - Liquid Communism
Dartz (Google "whale penis leather" if you dare) - KozmoNaut
Huffy - Naked Bear
Alpina - Somewhat Heroic
Maybach - GrantC
Aston Martin - extreme_accordion
GM - Godholio
AMC - Ozmiander
Cows. Mmmm steak - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Ferrari - NitroSpazzz
Roadkill - Tomarse
McLaren - Deeters





Question 8: On the other hand, this brand consistently has the worst interiors.

General Motors - 29
Liquid Communism
literally a fish
Terrible Robot
GrantC
extreme_accordion
Somewhat Heroic
leica
Motronic
CornHolio
The Locator
Das Volk
Alarbus
IOwnCalculus
Mat_Drinks
Wrar
Bajaha
Jack B Nimble
LloydDobler
some_admin
CannonFodder
Meatpimp
Enourmo
NitroSpazzz
Deeters
Elmnt80
angryhampster
SFH1989
CharlesM
zundfolge

Chrysler - 4
YF19pilot
sadnessboner
cursedshitbox
ilkhan

Kia - 3
Seat Safety Switch
Fjelltorsk
SharkyTM

Hyundai - 2
Phone
stevobob

Ford - 2
scuz
Blugu64

Subaru. - 2
bolind
Tahm Bwady

Nissan - 2
El Jebus
KYOON GRIFFEY JR

ACES:

Anything made by the US big-three during the 1990's - ShittyPostmakerPro
Daewoo/"Chevrolet" - Cached Money
Harley Davidson - Ephphatha
Toyota Prius - Freelop
Citroen - InitialDave
BMW-era MINI - KozmoNaut
All modern german luxury brands with their rubbermaid plastic interiors. - 1500quidporsche
General Dynamics Land Systems - Naked Bear
Mini - Godholio
AMC - Ozmiander
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/568923_700b.jpg - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Roadkill - Tomarse

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 8:

leica - 94
Das Volk - 91
zundfolge - 88
Elmnt80 - 87
angryhampster - 87
Mat_Drinks - 86
NitroSpazzz - 83
literally a fish - 82
Alarbus - 82
CornHolio - 81
Wrar - 80
LloydDobler - 79
Enourmo - 77
IOwnCalculus - 76
Somewhat Heroic - 73
Bajaha - 72
GrantC - 71
CharlesM - 71
SFH1989 - 70
Meatpimp - 64
some_admin - 62
sadnessboner - 61
stevobob - 59
bolind - 58
Jack B Nimble - 57
CannonFodder - 57
Deeters - 53
Freelop - 50
Liquid Communism - 50
Motronic - 47
El Jebus - 46
Terrible Robot - 45
The Locator - 44
SharkyTM - 43
extreme_accordion - 40
Blugu64 - 37
Phone - 32
Tahm Bwady - 28
1500quidporsche - 26
Cached Money - 24
Seat Safety Switch - 21
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 21
Fjelltorsk - 20
Naked Bear - 20
scuz - 19
YF19pilot - 19
cursedshitbox - 18
ilkhan - 15
ShittyPostmakerPro - 10
Ephphatha - 10
KozmoNaut - 10
Godholio - 10
Tomarse - 10
InitialDave - 9
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 9
Ozmiander - 8

See you all tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 9 and 10!

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


MrChips posted:

Question 8: On the other hand, this brand consistently has the worst interiors.

General Motors - 29


:eyepop:

:drat:

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



MrChips posted:

Question 7: This brand consistently has the nicest interiors in their products, if you ask me.
GM - Godholio


Question 8: On the other hand, this brand consistently has the worst interiors.
General Motors - 29

:roflolmao:

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



My browser is bad and I feel bad. :(

Double Post

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


I'm coming for you lecia. :kheldragar:

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'

MrChips posted:

Question 7: This brand consistently has the nicest interiors in their products, if you ask me.

Audi - 3
Das Volk
Mat_Drinks
zundfolge

:):hf::) Am I the only person that answered this question thinking a that one of the primary current dividing characteristics between the big luxury brands is screen placement (at which I think Audi wins)?

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

Mat_Drinks posted:

:):hf::) Am I the only person that answered this question thinking a that one of the primary current dividing characteristics between the big luxury brands is screen placement (at which I think Audi wins)?

Nope! I think it's a given that Rolls or someone else like that would have great interiors. But Audi do a great job and consistently as well, Mercedes can look cheap inside especially on the lower-tier cars.

Gingerbread House Music
Dec 1, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
I'm winning, fuckers.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Das Volk posted:

Nope! I think it's a given that Rolls or someone else like that would have great interiors. But Audi do a great job and consistently as well, Mercedes can look cheap inside especially on the lower-tier cars.

Regardless of what my answer was for the purposes of the game, I'd say a rolls or high end exotic has a nicer interior by far. The interior in my mother's 97 SL500 is honestly not that much nicer than the interior in my '05 avalanche and thats saying alot. Lots of it feels very cheap, flimsy and "parts bin" like, which isn't what you would expect from one of mb's higher end cars. Hell, I'd rate the interior of the 2011 3 series coupe that was in today as one of the nicest looking and feeling interiors I've seen in a quite a while in a sub $100k car.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Ozmiander posted:

I'm winning, fuckers.

With AMC for every answer, get it together man, they gotta make sense for all questions!-

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Between GM interiors and rod knock those have to be the single biggest answers in the sheep game history I think. I can afford a few aces landing those jackpots.

And Alpina interiors are like making love to your senses.

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Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'

Elmnt80 posted:

Regardless of what my answer was for the purposes of the game, I'd say a rolls or high end exotic has a nicer interior by far.

I didn't answer Rolls (or Maybach or the like) because of how the question was phrased and I honestly don't have enough experience with their interiors to say whether they're actually good or not because I've never even seen the inside of one in person.

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