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Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

AnonSpore posted:

Is it possible for a cake to be too moist

Surprisingly, no

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Sir DonkeyPunch: Mar 23, 2007; I didn't hear no bell

Wanamingo posted:

Surprisingly, no

Mas leches por favor

# ? Dec 26, 2015 22:38

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scathach posted:

Whoa, microwaves are used to reheat small amounts of cold food? I had no idea. Mind: blown.

loving weirdos.

Still would, with gusto.

# ? Dec 26, 2015 22:39

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

This is the part where I say "would," right?

Yes. Absolutely. I mean, it probably still tastes like a delicious pile of chocolate and strawberry.

I hereby declare today is bad desserts day.

# ? Dec 26, 2015 22:41

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

Mas leches por favor

You mean... pastel de cuatros leches? Would that even be gastronomically possible?

# ? Dec 26, 2015 22:44

Humboldt Squid: Jan 21, 2006

Wanamingo posted:

You mean... pastel de cuatros leches? Would that even be gastronomically possible?

A tres leches with a layer of coconut creme (from coconut "milk") a la Bien me Sabe would be a cuatros leches. Add a layer of araquipe for cinco leches. Seis leches remains hypothetical.

# ? Dec 26, 2015 22:57

inkblot: Feb 22, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

death .cab for qt posted:

There is a 0% chance I could eat this without Nicolas Cage force feeding it down my throat

What, you mean you never wanted to eat the glass fruit display in the window of any mall boutique store?

# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:00

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Humboldt Squid posted:

A tres leches with a layer of coconut creme (from coconut "milk") a la Bien me Sabe would be a cuatros leches. Add a layer of araquipe for cinco leches. Seis leches remains hypothetical.

Almond milk can be thickened with heat - right before it reaches a boil, the viscosity goes from water to thicker than dairy cream all at once. Almond cream makes for seis leches. Ocho leches, however, remains beyond current human technological development.

# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:01

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

Almond milk can be thickened with heat

Neither almonds nor coconuts can be milked, nice try.

# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:07

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Microwaves are great for one thing for me:
Bag steaming veg and greens.

The steam and boil in the ample water already in them and all of the taste stays inside.

# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:10

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

We've got a microwave that also functions as a small convection oven. Dead useful as a low-power option for pizzas, less space means less air you have to heat up.

# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:13

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

Almond milk can be thickened with heat - right before it reaches a boil, the viscosity goes from water to thicker than dairy cream all at once. Almond cream makes for seis leches. Ocho leches, however, remains beyond current human technological development.

Siete comes after seis.

# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:34

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

this is the afp thread, the sieteth leche is de materna humana

# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:44

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Wasabi the J posted:

Siete comes after seis.

whoops. But problem solved, with

titties posted:

this is the afp thread, the sieteth leche is de materna humana

# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:55

Sweet As Sin: May 8, 2007; Hee-ho!!!; Grimey Drawer

My microwave died like a year ago and I don't really miss it but it is definitely useful, you nerds.

8th milk could be oat milk. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

# ? Dec 27, 2015 00:36

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

Y'all are thinking too pedestrian in milks. We need like, raccoon milk or something.

Not cash crab milk though. That's too far.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 00:38

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Subjunctive posted:

Neither almonds nor coconuts can be milked, nice try.

Don't kinkshame, man.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:10

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

13Pandora13 posted:

Y'all are thinking too pedestrian in milks. We need like, raccoon milk or something.

Not cash crab milk though. That's too far.

CAT MILK CAT MILK CAT MILK

# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:04

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

13Pandora13 posted:

Y'all are thinking too pedestrian in milks. We need like, raccoon milk or something.

Not cash crab milk though. That's too far.

I bet cash crab's milk tastes like garbage, double down's, and disappointment mixed with sour buttermilk

# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:28

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

This is getting really weird

# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:32

Cute as heck: Nov 6, 2011; Cutie Pie Swag~

titties posted:

this is the afp thread, the sieteth leche is de materna humana

gonna make you nueve leche cake with a special secret 9th leche

MAN MILK

e:

Cute as heck has a new favorite as of 02:42 on Dec 27, 2015

# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:40

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

I go out to get beer and come back to... this... okay, though it shouldn't have to be said stay away from my cat and please do not milk Cash Crab.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:42

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Anti-Food Porn Thread: please do not milk cash crab

# ? Dec 27, 2015 02:51

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Ozz81 posted:

I bet cash crab's milk tastes like

How about we just don't be this loving creepy? Please?

# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:20

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

Yeah, can we cut down on the creepy? I don't want to give ya'll a timeout.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:27

Throatwarbler: Nov 17, 2008; by vyelkin

Scathach posted:

dipped in milk and bread crumbs and baked

What in the gently caress

# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:32

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Throatwarbler posted:

What in the gently caress

For a second I thought this quote was someone talking about cash crab.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:34

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

Subjunctive posted:

How about we just don't be this loving creepy? Please?

Generally I would agree with this but

chitoryu12 posted:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: please do not milk cash crab

Made me giggle way too hard. Way, way too hard.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:35

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Thread's making GBS threads up again

# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:36

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

NotAnArtist posted:

Thread's making GBS threads up again

Don't just announce it, bring forth the food for grandpa he is not allowed to eat so his sons have to guard it from him so he wont eat it all.

Anti-Food Porn Thread: Good or gross?

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:07

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Pomp posted:

This is getting really weird

I'm fine with it

Cute as heck posted:

MAN MILK

I'm fine with it

Throatwarbler posted:

What in the gently caress

There are many ways to get your breading to adhere to something. Milk bath is one of them. So is an egg wash. So is a water bath. There is nothing unusual about this.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:17

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Cute as heck posted:

gonna make you nueve leche cake with a special secret 9th leche

MAN MILK

e:

e:f;b

And it is pretty much the exact layout I was thinking. Spoooooky psychic triggering me.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:21

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Samizdata posted:

e:f;b

And it is pretty much the exact layout I was thinking. Spoooooky psychic triggering me.

That's a flan though, I was promised cake

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:29

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Satan was a lunch lady.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:34

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Waldorf salad is loving disgusting by itself without adding Jello to it.

Failed Jello flavors:

Coffee
Chocolate
Cola
Celery

I love that it's an alliterative list of fail!

http://mentalfloss.com/article/16553/disgusting-flavors-we-never-got-chance-love

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:45

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

bringmyfishback posted:

Waldorf salad is loving disgusting by itself without adding Jello to it.

Wait, are you confusing waldorf salad with the ambrosia / fluff debate we were having earlier or are you having a different conversation about adding jell-o to a salad which already has mayonnaise in it?

If you are talking about putting gelatin powder in the mayo before you mix the waldorf then you nasty

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:49

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

titties posted:

Wait, are you confusing waldorf salad with the ambrosia / fluff debate we were having earlier or are you having a different conversation about adding jell-o to a salad which already has mayonnaise in it?

If you are talking about putting gelatin powder in the mayo before you mix the waldorf then you nasty

hahaha, no, someone posted a vintage recipe pic with a Waldorf salad surrounded by a Jello ring.

Putting gelatin powder in it could not make it worse because it already tastes like a vegetable farted.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:51

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

bringmyfishback posted:

hahaha, no, someone posted a vintage recipe pic with a Waldorf salad surrounded by a Jello ring.

Putting gelatin powder in it could not make it worse because it already tastes like a vegetable farted.

I'm fine with it

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:59