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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
it's probably true

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Old beanie is dead. New beanie is Mrs. Beanie walking around wearing beanie's face like a mask.

as long as she's still a funny poster who cares about some dead pig

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

DownByTheWooter posted:

as long as she's still a funny poster who posts her tits

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Bored As gently caress posted:

I crashed on my sister's couch after drinking way too many rum and coke zeros last night. I woke up at about 5am with a huge hangover, and heard a rustling on the floor. In a haze, I look down to see wrapping paper shredded literally everywhere on the floor. I had no idea where my phone or glasses were. After slowly, carefully scouring the floor for about 5 minutes I found my glasses in two pieces, with scratches all over the lenses. I quickly found my phone intact, but with bite marks all over the otterbox.



This little bitch is the culprit.




Merry Christmas, you fuckers.

Quoting so people can actually see the enormous loving image. A good pup.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

RIP Beannieson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3a_7242Lc

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9IXAJg4Vm0

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Lcn7IFdAU

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Beanie's wife probated him

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Awful lotta speculation ITT

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Awful lotta speculation ITT

hi Beanie's wife tell Beanie we said hello

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
So Beanie, you never told us, did you end up getting the blowjob or not?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I passed.

Cole posted:

hi Beanie's wife tell Beanie we said hello

It's me. or is it?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I passed.


It's me. or is it?

which "me" are you talking about because i feel like i'm watching the end of the usual suspects right now

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I'd give the old "ask me something only I would know," but my wife's been cataloging these threads for so long I doubt it would work.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I'd give the old "ask me something only I would know," but my wife's been cataloging these threads for so long I doubt it would work.

so ya gonna tell us how it went down?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Jokes on y'all they were in an open relationship the whole time

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Update: Amazon had a $35 for free eye exam and $200 to spend on glasses at a semi local place. Woman that works there is smoking hot.

Gonna get new specs in a few days. Until then, migraine city!

Godholio posted:

Quoting so people can actually see the enormous loving image. A good pup.

Phone posting, my apologies.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Just loving lol if you don't have lasik/prk

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

holocaust bloopers posted:

so ya gonna tell us how it went down?

Got drunk, posted same, came home to WTF and had a long talk about smdftb, selfie.jpg, lots of porn in the drunk thread, Branis being a "character" and the tiny dicks I made for godholio's secret santa action figures. It would have been funny if it wasn't so embarrassing.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Jokes on y'all they were in an open relationship the whole time

E: and she knows you sent the glitter bomb. She knows everything

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
a christmas miracle :allears:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

holocaust bloopers posted:

Just loving lol if you don't have lasik/prk

Have to wait for stable prescription :(

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





DownByTheWooter posted:

as long as she's still a funny poster who cares about some dead pig

hoping she broke the news of her detecting to him by asking what Two Finger means

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
If she wasn't impressed with your secret santa works of art then you should just sever right now.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Rad Lieutenant posted:

E: and she knows you sent the glitter bomb. She knows everything

Your wife can come work for us if you're ever moved to the middle of nowhere AZ, sounds like a great PI

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Rad Lieutenant posted:

E: and she knows you sent the glitter bomb. She knows everything

mrs detective beanie is not to be trifled with

bij
Feb 24, 2007

On the day after Xmas the internet gave to me...

:nws:
http://imgur.com/a/wXYKV
:nws:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Helldump Immunity. posted:

If she wasn't impressed with your secret santa works of art then you should just sever right now.

She was impressed, upset I hadn't shown it to her first.


Two Finger posted:

hoping she broke the news of her detecting to him by asking what Two Finger means

Like I said she knows everything

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

E: and she knows you sent the glitter bomb. She knows everything

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
So what did she say about the wedding posts?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Potential BFF posted:

On the day after Xmas the internet gave to me...

:nws:
http://imgur.com/a/wXYKV
:nws:
:eyepop:

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I'm in one of those lovely motels you see in all the movies off the side of the highway. Middle of new Mexico and its calling for ~10 inches of snow across the entire state.

I'm about to break the drinking contest because internet is slow and no television but we do have an entire bottle of honey Mead.......

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

MurderBot posted:

I'm in one of those lovely motels you see in all the movies off the side of the highway. Middle of new Mexico and its calling for ~10 inches of snow across the entire state.

I'm about to break the drinking contest because internet is slow and no television but we do have an entire bottle of honey Mead.......

give new england its snow back you you thieving southerners

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hey beanie did you have to explain my username?

HH

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
id rather see him try to explain kung fu fist gently caress

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Did she read the IDR callout thread. Please tel me she read that.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

Just loving lol if you don't have lasik/prk

Our sq/cc put a moratorium on approvals after he unwittingly approved our only 2 CMR ASOs and they got zapped on the same day. :(

Edit: Mrs. Beanie should buy an account

Godholio fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Dec 27, 2015

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Godholio posted:


Edit: Mr. Beanie should buy Mrs. Beanie an account

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Syrian Lannister posted:


Edit: GiP should buy Mrs. Beanie an account

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I'd give the old "ask me something only I would know," but my wife's been cataloging these threads for so long I doubt it would work.

Does she know Shim? Or of him?

PS SMDFTB ACAB, FYGM, LOL.

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