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OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
So many questions. SO MANY QUESTIONS.

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Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



Winkie01 posted:

The 2 dumbest teams in the league HAHAHAHAAAHA

HALETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





god bless u winkie for the half time j/o

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




neither of these teams deserves the playoffs

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Grittybeard posted:

I mean that's one of the dumber things I've ever seen a quarterback do but if you're going to spike the ball why bother once Philly called the timeout? Just send the FG unit out.

No joke. I would need a week to write a comprehensive article about every single thing that happened from the catch onward.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Phobeste posted:

this is the girl from starship troopers right

that bond girl that was worse than hitler so i heard

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Winkie01 posted:

The 2 dumbest teams in the league HAHAHAHAAAHA

HALETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





the giants play tomorrow night though

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Chromatic posted:

Can someone think of an original Star Trek reference for what just happened

Kirkman, when the knees fell.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

FuriousxGeorge posted:

One of these teams is going to the playoffs.

Tbf the Giants still aren't mathematically eliminated.

Phi wins this week, NYG/DAL win next week.

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
why even spike it there, why not just line up for the field goal?

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Chromatic posted:

Can someone think of an original Star Trek reference for what just happened

"Genius doesn’t work on an assembly line basis. . . . You can’t simply say, 'Today I will be brilliant.'" -Captain Kirk

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Daedra posted:

I still can not believe what the gently caress I just saw

Same

The NFC East has never been quite this collectively bad in my lifetime

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

TotalHell posted:

"Genius doesn’t work on an assembly line basis. . . . You can’t simply say, 'Today I will be brilliant.'" -Captain Kirk

fantastic

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


That was incredible. Thank you NFc east clown bAll

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

pigz posted:

why even spike it there, why not just line up for the field goal?

NFC East.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I was watching basketball, please recap what happened :ohdear:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



that was the worst play in the history of sport

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

You spike that?!?!

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


GenericMartini posted:

RG3 wouldn't mess up like that

His knees don't work, so

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Cousins had two chances to kneel hosed up both times and grabbed a ref's head. Quite the character.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The Jets or Steelers are going to miss the playoffs while one of these teams will make it in

Abolish the NFC East

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Jay Gruden, his eyes uncovered!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Eltoasto posted:

I was watching basketball, please recap what happened :ohdear:

redskins got to like the 5 yard line, kirk cousins kneeled instead of spiked

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Kirk should have kissed the ref

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!
I did like that Kirk, I really did

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

GenericMartini posted:

RG3 wouldn't mess up like that

RG3's knee would have probably gone out and forced him to kneel

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Will the Skins blow it with these dumb mistakes, or will the Eagles still lose a game in which their opponents missed an extra point and had that retarded non-spike kneeldown?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Phobeste posted:

this is the girl from starship troopers right
Yeah. She has nice boobs but so does everyone

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Grittybeard posted:

I mean that's one of the dumber things I've ever seen a quarterback do but if you're going to spike the ball why bother once Philly called the timeout? Just send the FG unit out.

I guess if you spike it on 1st down, it would use 1 second and then you wouldn't have to kick off after the field goal.

Of course, throwing a fade or a quick slant is infinitely smarter, but trying to spike it makes a tiny bit of sense.

Kneeling does not.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Kirk cousins is a moron and I can't wait for Washington to overpay him.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Eltoasto posted:

I was watching basketball, please recap what happened :ohdear:

What's the difference between a kneel and a spike

itskage
Aug 26, 2003


That was amazing.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

triple sulk posted:

redskins got to like the 5 yard line, kirk cousins kneeled instead of spiked

Why would you even spike it after a time out?

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

triple sulk posted:

that was the worst play in the history of sport

Have you heard of the Indianapolis Colts?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Ok my theory is:

They have resigned themselves to the field goal.

They want to ensure iggles get no time whatsoever, 6 seconds is a chance Philly gets a second.

So they spike to burn 2 seconds, but kirk cousins kaaaaaaaderps it.

Is that some kind of sense?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

GrimGypsy posted:

Will the Skins blow it with these dumb mistakes, or will the Eagles still lose a game in which their opponents missed an extra point and had that retarded non-spike kneeldown?

Yes, yes

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Josh Lyman posted:

Yeah. She has nice boobs but so does everyone

They're ok but when she broke up with Rico to be with that flyboy douche she got on my shitlist.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

The Jets or Steelers are going to miss the playoffs while one of these teams will make it in

Abolish the NFC East

you forgot the team with starter brandon weeden

why isn't the halftime show them just laughing uncontrollably

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Wait, who gets the ball the second half?

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Eltoasto posted:

I was watching basketball, please recap what happened :ohdear:

Cousins marched down the field with some deep passes, got within 10 of the goal line with 6 seconds to go with a pass to Jordan Reed that featured a delay of game penalty when a Philly player touched the ball. Confusion reigns, Cousins touches the ref like an old pal consoling his friend (he seriously patted his head), and then takes a knee.

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