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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

twistedmentat posted:

Yes! Her teeth looked like those fake hick teeth you get.

With that, I found her youtube channel. And she has a wikipedia entry. based on her videos, she got to go to Japan, meet her favorite idol and be a voice actor. The hell?

Angles yo.

I did find this
http://i.imgur.com/TgZLR8R.jpg
How to look half Japanese. Step 1 learn to use filters on photoshop.
She's like a Children of the Damned.

From what I remember she went to Japan and embarassed herself on TV. She couldn't really speak Japanese that well at all, and they didn't try to hide her ugly chin on camera.

# ? Dec 26, 2015 21:21

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# ? May 28, 2024 07:40

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

went to the pub and found out my friend is going to be best man at this wedding

i asked him if he was going to include the time the guy threw his (literally only 3rd or 4th) pint up back into the glass when we were the only ones in the pub and a girl from sixth form was on the bar in his speechbut he said no

# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:49

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

XMNN posted:

i asked him if he was going to include the time the guy threw his (literally only 3rd or 4th) pint up back into the glass when we were the only ones in the pub and a girl from sixth form was on the bar in his speechbut he said no

Huh??

# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:52

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

XMNN posted:

i asked him if he was going to include the time the guy threw his (literally only 3rd or 4th) pint up back into the glass when we were the only ones in the pub and a girl from sixth form was on the bar in his speechbut he said no

Are you on your third or fourth pint right now?

# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:53

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

I didn't know it was possible to have a stroke through the internet.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:55

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

XMNN posted:

went to the pub and found out my friend is going to be best man at this wedding

i asked him if he was going to include the time the guy threw his (literally only 3rd or 4th) pint up back into the glass when we were the only ones in the pub and a girl from sixth form was on the bar in his speechbut he said no

Is punctuation or words or something else missing here or...?

# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:55

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

He's both people in that picture

# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:56

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

when we were about 18 we were at the pub with that guy and hed had about 3 or 4 pints and immediately after finishing he threw up into the glass and it filled up almost to the brim and it was disgusting

we immediately got up and sat at a different table and left the guy whos going to be best man to sort it out. also we knew the girl working the bar and we were the only ones in there so it was really awkward

he's too nice to bring this up in front of the guys family though

Wanamingo posted:

Are you on your third or fourth pint right now?

yes

XMNN has a new favorite as of 02:03 on Dec 27, 2015

# ? Dec 27, 2015 01:58

acejackson42: Mar 27, 2005; You didn't say what I think you said...

Y'know, I at least have the brain skills not to admit I'm drunk when I post. Also, are you more pissed the groom or the bride are getting married having jilted you in the past? Like, this could seriously be either or here.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:48

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

Drunk posting isn't just against the rules, it's more a way of life, like the Bushido code of Japan during the Tokugawa Period (徳川時代)

# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:53

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

13Pandora13 posted:

Is punctuation or words or something else missing here or...?

My dad does this all the time and it drives me crazy. He tells stories under the assumption I can read his mind to figure out details that seem obvious to him.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 03:53

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Cosima posted:

My dad does this all the time and it drives me crazy. He tells stories under the assumption I can read his mind to figure out details that seem obvious to him.

Is your dad autistic? Thinking that people have all the same info as you is a sign being on the spectrum.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:02

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

Wanamingo posted:

Is your dad autistic? Thinking that people have all the same info as you is a sign being on the spectrum.

Nah he's just older.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:06

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Wanamingo posted:

Is your dad autistic? Thinking that people have all the same info as you is a sign being on the spectrum.

When I was younger I would get REALLY loving ANGRY that I had to explain things to people because they should have reached the same conclusions I had by thinking the exact same things that I had and everything should have been super obvious.

That was how I learned that the secret to overcoming asp purger is to knock that poo poo off. If you have it and people avoid you because of it and you're always feeling like an rear end hole then I have 2 steps to help you.

1.) don't yell at people about how you have asburger as soon as you meet them
2.) act regular

Your life will get better, I promise.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 04:26

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I found this is in the funny forums quote thread I am a thingstealer

# ? Dec 27, 2015 05:00

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

bringmyfishback posted:

I found this is in the funny forums quote thread I am a thingstealer

Was the quote something about finding kraft singles in your area?

# ? Dec 27, 2015 05:17

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Bismuth posted:

Was the quote something about finding kraft singles in your area?

Yes, and it was awesome.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 05:20

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

XMNN posted:

Well uh at least they both look happy

# ? Dec 27, 2015 05:31

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

They both realize it won't be getting any better than this

# ? Dec 27, 2015 05:36

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

That pubebeard. Christ.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 05:46

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Those people are poorly groomed and hardly oil paintings, but I guess they are happy with each other so that's :unsmith:

~~Isn't cheese-tits some kind of Internet-famous person?~~ Oh, poo poo, yes, her name is Jessie Pearl LaBrie and she had some kind of drama about people in her small California town (Yucaipa, iirc) making a Facebook group to stalk her. &c.

I hate that I know these people by sight.

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 07:56 on Dec 27, 2015

# ? Dec 27, 2015 07:54

CeramicPig: Oct 9, 2012

I don't remember how I stumbled on this pic but either way

# ? Dec 27, 2015 08:48

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

CeramicPig posted:

I don't remember how I stumbled on this pic but either way

Christ, its like the mask from windowlicker was inflated

# ? Dec 27, 2015 09:04

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

bringmyfishback posted:

Yes, and it was awesome.

They gassed the old quote thread and once in a while I see something funny like the "singles in your area" one and scan through pyf but can never find it.

Link?

# ? Dec 27, 2015 11:35

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

CeramicPig posted:

I don't remember how I stumbled on this pic but either way

Mother or girlfriend?

# ? Dec 27, 2015 11:35

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

CeramicPig posted:

I don't remember how I stumbled on this pic but either way

We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to eat cakes and stuff.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 12:00

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

XMNN posted:

the time the guy threw his (literally only 3rd or 4th) pint up back into the glass

Haha look at this weak man who can't drink more than 3 pints, let's shame him for his bad tolerance of alcohol.

bringmyfishback posted:

I found this is in the funny forums quote thread I am a thingstealer

Ew ew ew. I was also going to complain that she could at least have picked a better cheese but then again I'm not quite sure what cheese type could have saved that picture.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 12:05

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

CeramicPig posted:

I don't remember how I stumbled on this pic but either way

# ? Dec 27, 2015 15:00

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I'd take Fiona tbh

# ? Dec 27, 2015 15:08

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Fathis Munk posted:

Haha look at this weak man who can't drink more than 3 pints, let's shame him for his bad tolerance of alcohol.

Ew ew ew. I was also going to complain that she could at least have picked a better cheese but then again I'm not quite sure what cheese type could have saved that picture.

It's funny that apparently your first reaction was "that's some lovely cheese"

# ? Dec 27, 2015 16:03

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

CeramicPig posted:

I don't remember how I stumbled on this pic but either way

I didn't know it was possible to see a real live troll doll in the wild.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 16:46

om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

CeramicPig posted:

I don't remember how I stumbled on this pic but either way

Those are vastly different sizes eyes, which are both small for the rest of the face. Or the rest of her face is huge. Idk

# ? Dec 27, 2015 17:31

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Non Serviam posted:

It's funny that apparently your first reaction was "that's some lovely cheese"

Well I have been living in France for 15 years by now.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 17:38

Woodenlung: Dec 10, 2013; Calculating Infinity

# ? Dec 27, 2015 17:42

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

Woodenlung posted:

A whole new meaning to the term "baby face".

# ? Dec 27, 2015 17:48

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Woodenlung posted:

Ugh, Gross Alabama.

The guy is funny looking too.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 17:50

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Woodenlung posted:

I got to see that guy on my Facebook feed all Fall. Here's a peek into what happens when you combine inbreeding, SEC football, and I guess professional wrestling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja3PyP_6CM

# ? Dec 27, 2015 18:07

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Woodenlung posted:

drat, he's got a real moon-face going on.
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Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 18:38 on Dec 27, 2015

# ? Dec 27, 2015 18:30

GIRL BRAINS: Sep 5, 2011; The gods are small birds

Woodenlung posted:

That's a baby in disguise

# ? Dec 27, 2015 18:33

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# ? May 28, 2024 07:40

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

What, like three babies in a trench-coat with a wig?

Makes sense.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 18:35

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