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can someone do the equivalent of sea patrol in Eve Online
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Dec 27, 2015 20:39
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This is from a ways back but I want to make sure that we notice that there are not two or three but five different types of flamethrowers, all of which are standard issue for a paramilitary underwater police force. This is all like if Tom Clancy had a really bad stroke.
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Dec 27, 2015 21:17
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ZombieParts posted:can someone do the equivalent of sea patrol in Second Life
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Dec 27, 2015 21:18
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fancy sauces posted:This is from a ways back but I want to make sure that we notice that there are not two or three but five different types of flamethrowers, all of which are standard issue for a paramilitary underwater police force. This is all like if Tom Clancy had a really bad stroke. Look again, it is six kinds of flamethrowers EDIT: Oh, my mistake, one is a blowtorch
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Dec 27, 2015 21:22
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Are wetsuits like crazy flammable or something?
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Dec 27, 2015 21:39
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Nooner posted:Are wetsuits like crazy flammable or something? Before SEA PATROL became official, one of their first vigilante acts was burning up with a flamethrower a bunch of gypsies who were hanging out on the docks. Maybe they thought that went very well and they should go all-in on flamethrowers. quote:I and some of us were also in a docks security callout squad, where we learned to be hard efficient thugs when sorting out such nuisances as tinkers and gipsies and vagrants that intrude to steal or sleep in odd corners, and freelance press telling lies to get in and wasting people's time being nosy to get copy to sell. One day after the police and the council kept making excuses and doing nothing, we flamethrowered out a large tinker camp on waste ground behind the docks, and the thieves fled leaving all their vehicles and never came back: 15-foot propane flames worked much better than paper court writs. Police usually merely tell them off for being naughty, and "turning the other cheek" and "good advice" accomplish nothing.
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Dec 27, 2015 21:57
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It raises a valid point, why the gently caress does an organization ostensibly organized to Within the reality that crazy SEA PATROL world operates in I understand the ScubaSucker 9000 and the warnings of its on-board destructor. The magnetic nail guns are a little on the bizarre side cause why the gently caress would you shoot nails and not flechette or sabot rounds but whatever, probably held a nail gun once as a kid before dad caught him and whipped is rear end so now it's a fetish for him. Even the rayguns I kinda understand because who knows maybe that poo poo works underwater and homeboy here obviously gets rock hard in the pants thinking about them. But how do you construct a hosed up fantasy reality that makes a flamethrower the best thing to use underwater? I've probably just thought harder about this guy's spank bank material than he does. I'll never think about it as long though so whatever.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:06
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I'm jumping in the thread now, and having trouble discerning which text is disguise crazy ramblings and which text is good parody. How do I tell which is which?
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Dec 27, 2015 22:14
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Referring to recreational divers as scoobydoos is the funniest thing .
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Dec 27, 2015 22:17
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This thread is crunching me up like lettuces
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Dec 27, 2015 22:19
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We'll get you next time scoobyjews! I mean doos!
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Dec 27, 2015 22:23
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Lil Peeler posted:I'm jumping in the thread now, and having trouble discerning which text is disguise crazy ramblings and which text is good parody. How do I tell which is which? You read the whole thing and commit it to memory: http://larashots.com/appleyard/seapatrol/_story.htm
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Dec 27, 2015 22:27
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oh my godquote:This is a possible near future or "alternate time line". All diving has been put under a tight naval / industrial control. Enforcing this is one of the duties of the inshore branches of the Sea Patrol. If you don't want this sort of thing to become reality, watch out for authoritarianism and officialdom creeping up on your favourite hobby.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:31
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someone get this dude to write a screenplay for the movie adaptation and send it to Mike Judge
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Dec 27, 2015 22:40
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I love how this dude articulates himself. It's extremely precise but only about worthless details, and has a kind of byzantine rhythm. Sort of reminds me of a metal gear villain, something's been lost in translation... I highly urge everyone to read the main linked site. Mr. Appleyard posted:'Ten-shun properly! I'll not let licenced divers get casual. And, you called `Timmo': Don't swallow! Take your mask and hood off! Don't swallow!". I love how he goes from definitely jerking it (and not casually) to Dev-Null, the sentient suction-sub.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:48
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Obsurveyor posted:
keep it like this
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Dec 27, 2015 22:49
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Oberleutnant posted:oh my god I think it's more like he gets really upset about his fellow diver people who DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES and YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE and THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES. Like, he doesn't WANT the Sea Patrol to have to murder everyone who dives without a permit but if that's what it comes to... That or he has no idea how to write satire at all.
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Dec 28, 2015 00:11
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Obsurveyor posted:
now make it constantly sputter out 
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Dec 28, 2015 00:12
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:now make it constantly sputter out There's actually vents to ports in the back modeled in the interior for that.
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Dec 28, 2015 00:45
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What do you think the SEA PATROL theme song sounds like?
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Dec 28, 2015 00:54
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fancy sauces posted:This is from a ways back but I want to make sure that we notice that there are not two or three but five different types of flamethrowers, all of which are standard issue for a paramilitary underwater police force. This is all like if Tom Clancy had a really bad stroke. Sea Patrol is really ready for a Thing creature invasion.
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Dec 28, 2015 01:03
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Linux Pirate posted:What do you think the SEA PATROL theme song sounds like? Probably "mermaider" but replace "mermaids" with "recreational divers"
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Dec 28, 2015 01:08
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Linux Pirate posted:What do you think the SEA PATROL theme song sounds like? I like to think it would be some 80's hair metal guy screaming out SEA PATROL, but given this dude's particular brand of crazy it'd probably be a brass-heavy military march song with people people in matching wetsuits marching on the spot
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Dec 28, 2015 01:32
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It's just the sounds of vacuums, disintegrators and recreational diving equipment being crushed.
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Dec 28, 2015 01:35
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 Sea patrol caught a big one
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Dec 28, 2015 01:48
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Just like how SEA PATROL is against fun-having divers, I wonder if there is a SKATE PATROL for those that skate for fun.
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Dec 28, 2015 02:05
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Ooo yeeeeah, get in the wood chipper you slutty little scuba tank
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Dec 28, 2015 02:37
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So what's with the acetylene torches? 
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Dec 28, 2015 02:52
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Nation posted:
dive gay, so what
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Dec 28, 2015 02:58
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Nation posted:
Vacuum clogged, so what. e: The dude making the 3D model needs to throw this in there somehow.
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Dec 28, 2015 02:59
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Why would the SEA PATROL use flamethrowers on the ocean?
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Dec 28, 2015 03:05
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ZombieParts posted:can someone do the equivalent of sea patrol in Eve Online Impossible. No one plays Eve Online for enjoyment.
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Dec 28, 2015 03:13
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Obsurveyor posted:
elegant
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Dec 28, 2015 03:20
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Vladimir Poutine posted:I like to think it would be some 80's hair metal guy screaming out SEA PATROL, but given this dude's particular brand of crazy it'd probably be a brass-heavy military march song with people people in matching wetsuits marching on the spot I was thinking the same thing but you're right he is too buttoned down for 80's hair metal. I kinda think it would sound like a sinister version of the Thomas the tank engine theme song.
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Dec 28, 2015 03:22
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 Maiden voyage coming soon! Had a family thing so I haven't been able to work as much on this tonight but sub is rigged up and ready for input programming. I'm not sure if I'm going to keep this buoyancy stuff or just fake it yet. I really want to have emergency blow to surface quickly. I also don't know why the gif quality is so weird, might be the water texture taking up a ton of colors.
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Dec 28, 2015 03:25
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Obsurveyor posted:
You're doing God's work son. An SA treasure.
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Dec 28, 2015 03:28
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Justin Tyme posted:Why would the SEA PATROL use flamethrowers on the ocean? Lol at this n00b that thinks SEA PATROL'S jurisdiction ends at the sea.
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Dec 28, 2015 03:29
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Wasabi the J posted:Second Life That was my first thought when I saw the renderings
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Dec 28, 2015 04:01
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