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Root Bear posted:You're just like Chilly; the Elf who cannot love... ♫ I will always love you, I will always be true, Spend my days pitching woo, to you. ♫
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, come on Ham. This could be the miracle that saves the quote thread's Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs and it's gonna happen to us. Don't worry, guys. Something always comes along to save us. [Milhouse falls off the edge into the blender] Uh, nevertheless, I remain confident that something will come along and save the two Simpson children...  Root Bear posted:You're just like Chilly; the Elf who cannot love... [flicking a lighter] We want chilly-willy. We want chilly-willy.  TMMadman posted:♫ You ladies are without a doubt the most sorrowful clique at the dance! Not one of you are fit to guard a Russian rock band. However, your checks have cleared, so you all graduate. Congratulations. [the grads cheer] And now, in honor of your achievement, here is the theme song from the hit motion picture, "The Bodyguard". [singing, badly] ♫ And I ... E-I ... E-I ... will always love you ♫ ... Ooooh, wee-hah!! 
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Dear Simpsons Quote thread, We had some sadness and some gladness this year. First the sadness: our little cat Snowball was unexpectedly run over and went to Kitty Heaven. But we bought a new little cat, Snowball II, so I guess life goes on. Speaking of life going on, Grampa is still with us, feisty as ever. Maggie is walking by herself, Lisa got straight A's and Bart... well, we love Bart. The magic of the season has touched us all.
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Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office. Pass your chit to Santa to receive your gift. If you do not have a chit, you will not receive a gift.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office. Pass your chit to Santa to receive your gift. If you do not have a chit, you will not receive a gift. Wow, Boardroom_Jimmy. You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
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They call him Annual Gift Man, and he lives on the moon.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office. Pass your chit to Santa to receive your gift. If you do not have a chit, you will not receive a gift. Wow! A book of carpet samples!
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TMMadman posted:♫ Walks into post, stands awkwardly for a second and then leaves.
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Jerusalem posted:Walks into post, stands awkwardly for a second and then leaves. 
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After The War posted:Wow, Boardroom_Jimmy. You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning. Oh yea well you love Boardroom_Jimmy. Your gay for Boardroom_Jimmy
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They call him Annual Gift Man, and he lives on the moon. Happy Boxing Day everyone! Okay, people. We need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with, eh, gifts, cards, assorted gougeables. How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with "Christmas II"! Ooh, I know, Spendover, like Passover but less talk, more presents!
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Do over Ham posted:Happy Boxing Day everyone! I hope they kill that Iron Yuppie...thinks he's so big  
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Do over Ham posted:Happy Boxing Day everyone! Ah, it's good to hear a nice boisterous American post again.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Oh yea well you love Boardroom_Jimmy. Well, now you don't get any candy. No that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece. jscolon2.0 posted:Sorry, Surly. Shut up.
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Perry Normal posted:Well, now you don't get any candy. No that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece. Boys love candy.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Boys love candy. Girls, Charlie, boys kiss girls!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Girls, Charlie, boys kiss girls! But you're a boy! A good boy! You could be president someday. Scratch that, you will be president!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Boys love candy. 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:But you're a boy! A good boy! You could be president someday. Scratch that, you will be president! Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
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Dec 27, 2015 23:02
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TMMadman posted:Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President Elect got an F in second grade gym class! Monster Island is actually a peninsula 
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Dear Simpsons Quote thread, We had some sadness and some gladness this year. First the sadness: our little cat Snowball was unexpectedly run over and went to Kitty Heaven. But we bought a new little cat, Snowball II, so I guess life goes on. Speaking of life going on, Grampa is still with us, feisty as ever. Maggie is walking by herself, Lisa got straight A's and Bart... well, we love Bart. The magic of the season has touched us all. Dear Mr. Administrator, there are too many Goons nowadays. Please ban three. PS I am not a crackopot
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DarklyDreaming posted:Monster Island is actually a peninsula No, DarklyDreaming, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! We must save your mother from his neon claws!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Dear Mr. Administrator, there are too many Goons nowadays. Please ban three. When I read your magazine I don't see one pimpled face or single cheeto-stained beard. For shame! To the sickos at at Modern Bride magazine.
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Dec 28, 2015 11:54
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CatchrNdRy posted:Dear Mr. Administrator, there are too many Goons nowadays. Please ban three. Errr... no, sir. I've discussed this with our lawyers, and they consider it murder.
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Dec 28, 2015 16:34
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The toppings contain calcium carbonate!
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After The War posted:Errr... no, sir. I've discussed this with our lawyers, and they consider it murder. Then get me good goons! LIVING goons!
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Dec 28, 2015 17:50
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Deviant posted:Then get me good goons! LIVING goons! Hired goons?
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TMMadman posted:Hired goons? Can I go now?
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Writer Cath posted:Can I go now? Wait a minute. You didn't learn how World War II ended. WE WON!
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York_M_Chan posted:Wait a minute. You didn't learn how World War II ended. USA USA USA USA
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Dec 28, 2015 22:23
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Writer Cath posted:Can I go now? Permission pending. First, quote my posts.
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Dec 28, 2015 22:26
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TMMadman posted:Permission pending. First, quote my posts. Make me!!
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Deviant posted:Make me!! Oh yeah? Think you're better than us, huh? Deviant, come here a minute!
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Skeesix posted:USA USA USA USA Hey, German boy! Go back to Germania!
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The Nastier Nate posted:Hey, German boy! Go back to Germania! Mmmm....the land of chocolate.
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York_M_Chan posted:Wait a minute. You didn't learn how World War II ended. Was President Lincoln okay? 
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IMJack posted:Was President Lincoln okay? IMJack, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about
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