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I wrote a thing. You can read it if you hate yourself. http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/12/27/week-16-preview-none-of-this-matters/
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 16:59 |
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I'm going to write a piece called "Peyton Manning is a big fat cheater I knew it all along everyone who cheats should be banned".
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 17:04 |
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We could just pull a Tom Brady piece from last year. Probably wouldn't have to change too many words.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 17:13 |
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a deliberately tone deaf patsfan article about how mannings legacy is tarnished could actually be pretty funny.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 20:49 |
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Hmm, it could be the hot take troll bait post of the season. FART editor, is there any way to put an author's byline at the bottom of a post?
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 21:07 |
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hey dave
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 18:19 |
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Ehud posted:hey dave oh nooo
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 18:53 |
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Magicpants posted:I wrote a thing. You can read it if you hate yourself. This was a fun read...and I may be missing an in-joke or something...but you reference Ryan Tannehill when talking about the Colts....
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 19:05 |
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Ehud posted:hey dave Mercury Mor-owns
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 19:37 |
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...He followed me There is no way that's actually him, is it? He's not verified and has just 2k followers Edit: he's followed by official dolphins accounts gently caress did I just legitimately get followed by mercury morris lol I hope he doesn't read my string of depressive drunk Giants tweets from last night Febreeze fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Dec 28, 2015 |
# ? Dec 28, 2015 19:47 |
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Febreeze posted:...He followed me It's him. He's followed by almost all of the Dolphins beat writers and Adam Schefter.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 19:50 |
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Ehud posted:hey dave Every time these insufferable asshats resurface, I just think of Larry Czonka being murdered by black-hooded Canadian cultists and my blood pressure returns to normal.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 20:03 |
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SirPhoebos posted:Every time these insufferable asshats resurface, I just think of Larry Czonka being murdered by black-hooded Canadian cultists and my blood pressure returns to normal. ...I think I know what I'm watching this afternoon. ROWSDOWER!
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 20:05 |
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whypick1 posted:...I think I know what I'm watching this afternoon. Giant Spider Invasion is the silver lining of whenever the Packers do really well
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 20:07 |
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TyroneGoldstein posted:This was a fun read...and I may be missing an in-joke or something...but you reference Ryan Tannehill when talking about the Colts.... Yeah I meant that Ryan Tannehill and whoever was QBing for the Colts were gonna poo poo it up in OT. I phrased some of those jokes poorly for sure. Febreeze posted:...He followed me Tweet goatse at him or we're not friends
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 22:53 |
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SirPhoebos posted:Every time these insufferable asshats resurface, I just think of Larry Czonka being murdered by black-hooded Canadian cultists and my blood pressure returns to normal.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 22:55 |
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Mercury Morris is cool and the best part of The Black Six and if you were in his shoes you'd all be doing the same
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 01:26 |
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 02:22 |
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Wait, Vince Wilfork was one of the Koopas in the Super Mario Bros. movie?
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 02:32 |
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whypick1 posted:Wait, Vince Wilfork was one of the Koopas in the Super Mario Bros. movie? Goombas
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 07:12 |
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Alaois posted:Mercury Morris is cool and the best part of The Black Six and if you were in his shoes you'd all be doing the same
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:07 |
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We ruined dabbing in like, a month. Good job america http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/america-gets-dabbing/
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 17:54 |
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Cam should just start reviving other dances that have been beat into the ground in reverse chronological order. Bust out the Dougie.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:02 |
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Spoeank posted:Cam should just start reviving other dances that have been beat into the ground in reverse chronological order. Bust out the Dougie. Cam should just act like he's been there.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:59 |
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Chichevache posted:Cam should just act like he's been there. but he hasnt
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:11 |
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Febreeze posted:We ruined dabbing in like, a month. Good job america Much like everything else, it jumped the shark when old white people started doing it.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 22:22 |
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Volkerball posted:but he hasnt blah blah dress for the job you want something something
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 23:35 |
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Newton is gonna start doing the Charleston ironically
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 23:38 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Newton is gonna start doing the Charleston ironically I'm phoneposting, so someone else find that beautiful gif of that Cardinal killing it back in 2012, I think.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 23:44 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Newton is gonna start doing the Charleston ironically The Offensive Conga Line
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 23:45 |
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Chichevache posted:I'm phoneposting, so someone else find that beautiful gif of that Cardinal killing it back in 2012, I think. This one?
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 00:09 |
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JPrime posted:This one? Nah. Some white linebacker. Bradham or Bradford or something like that. I have it on my laptop. I'll try and find it tomorrow when I pick it up. It's a great gif.
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 03:32 |
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so uh. i need a new avatar now. any ideas? i was thinking howie roseman pulling a red wedding on chip kelly. or something else hilarious, i dunno.
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 05:50 |
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axeil posted:so uh. i need a new avatar now. any ideas? i was thinking howie roseman pulling a red wedding on chip kelly. http://i.imgur.com/GWn40K9.gifv
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 05:52 |
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axeil posted:so uh. i need a new avatar now. any ideas? i was thinking howie roseman pulling a red wedding on chip kelly. This in a Star Wars intro axeil posted:So the more I think about it, the more sure I am that Kelly is not getting fired.
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 05:53 |
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axeil posted:so uh. i need a new avatar now. any ideas? i was thinking howie roseman pulling a red wedding on chip kelly. Something possessed me to do this so maybe it can get you started
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 05:59 |
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Metapod posted:This in a Star Wars intro I ran that through the Star Wars crawl generator and it ended up being way funnier than I expected Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Dec 30, 2015 |
# ? Dec 30, 2015 05:59 |
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That really should be A NEW HOPE. It fits the Eagles situation more than it did Star Wars.
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 07:10 |
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JPrime posted:This one? I believe this dance is called the maximum spider.
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 14:06 |
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Metapod posted:This in a Star Wars intro I don't think I can do the whole thing but this is A Good Idea Spoeank posted:Something possessed me to do this so maybe it can get you started This too
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