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The most vocalizing I do during sex is generally farting. I hate that.
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Try repeatedly reciting the Lord's prayer. Bonus points if one of you is dressed as a priest or nun.
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Dec 25, 2015 18:33
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Shine posted:No that is not what people say, and you are dumb for thinking it is. I'm dumb for plenty of other reasons, thank you very much. 
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Dec 25, 2015 19:16
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Soylent Pudding posted:Try repeatedly reciting the Lord's prayer. Bonus points if one of you is dressed as a priest or nun. Stop doxxing me and recording my bedroom
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Dec 25, 2015 19:37
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LingcodKilla posted:The most vocalizing I do during sex is generally farting. You fart with your vocal cords?
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Dec 25, 2015 21:37
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Mak0rz posted:You fart with your vocal cords? Don't kink shame.
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Dec 25, 2015 22:27
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Just recite the lyrics of the bad touch the whole time you're loving, with tense changes added in depending on stage of sexytimes.
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Dec 25, 2015 23:29
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Mak0rz posted:You fart with your vocal cords? I've told I'm a butt head many times.
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Dec 25, 2015 23:34
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KillHour posted:I never understood that "say what you're doing" thing. Do people actually say "I'm sticking my penis in your vagina! This is loving! We're having sex!"? Who gets off on that? It means general dirty talk sort of, but describing it at the same time. I'm not a fan because it's distracting but will do it if it makes my partner happy. My ex would describe what he was doing to me as he was doing it like "yeah I'm buried deep in your pussy" and have me talk back to him like "What's loving you now?" "your cock". I could see the appeal if you're into that kind of thing, but who the gently caress wants to form complete sentences and have a dialogue while having sex? I'd rather just hear general moaning/single words or a  warning and that's it.
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Dec 29, 2015 16:39
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Cuckoo posted:It means general dirty talk sort of, but describing it at the same time. I'm not a fan because it's distracting but will do it if it makes my partner happy. My ex would describe what he was doing to me as he was doing it like "yeah I'm buried deep in your pussy" and have me talk back to him like "What's loving you now?" "your cock". I could see the appeal if you're into that kind of thing, but who the gently caress wants to form complete sentences and have a dialogue while having sex? See you say that and I can only think of when I was a kid and my mum going "what's that over there?" "a duck" "well done yes it's a duck!" Asking people obvious questions because you want to hear the answer is really hard for me to find sexy.
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Dec 29, 2015 17:22
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OwlFancier posted:See you say that and I can only think of when I was a kid and my mum going "what's that over there?" "a duck" "well done yes it's a duck!" No I totally agree with you, it felt stupid to me too and I just participated to make him happy since it wasn't like he was asking for some extreme/possibly dangerous kink. Kind of like really hammy fake over-the-top shouting instead of natural noise, just stuff that would probably be nice in a porno but translates poorly to real life. I think non-verbal communication during sex is much...well, sexier 
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Dec 29, 2015 17:42
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We talk about work, what our plans for tomorrow is, what's currently on the TV that sort of thing. "Right here good?" "Yeah" "So anyways, I tell Bob that if he touches my magic cards again with his dorito fingers I'm going to brain him with his lovely ps2 power brick"
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Dec 29, 2015 19:29
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Cuckoo posted:It means general dirty talk sort of, but describing it at the same time. I'm not a fan because it's distracting but will do it if it makes my partner happy. My ex would describe what he was doing to me as he was doing it like "yeah I'm buried deep in your pussy" and have me talk back to him like "What's loving you now?" "your cock". I could see the appeal if you're into that kind of thing, but who the gently caress wants to form complete sentences and have a dialogue while having sex? Now I feel like the odd man out, I like this kinda thing. Maybe not those actual examples, though any dirty talk sounds kinda stilted and weird out of the moment, but I'm definitely in that part of the sexual universe.
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Dec 29, 2015 19:41
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Cuckoo posted:I think non-verbal communication during sex is much...well, sexier 
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Dec 29, 2015 19:59
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I find silence to be best otherwise the kids wake up and really ruin the mood with all the doors knocking. I hate all you non-kid havers.
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Dec 29, 2015 20:28
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Turtlicious posted:We talk about work, what our plans for tomorrow is, what's currently on the TV that sort of thing. "Right here good?" "Yeah" "So anyways, I tell Bob that if he touches my magic cards again with his dorito fingers I'm going to brain him with his lovely ps2 power brick" 
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Dec 29, 2015 21:02
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hoobajoo posted:Now I feel like the odd man out, I like this kinda thing. Maybe not those actual examples, though any dirty talk sounds kinda stilted and weird out of the moment, but I'm definitely in that part of the sexual universe. I got into this habit with my first boyfriend and all the guys since have liked it with one very very silent exception. Some have even specifically pointed out that they like that I talk dirty during sex. It's fun!
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Dec 30, 2015 01:56
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I find dirty talk awkward 90% of the time. Like, if I'm loving you, we're probably either good friends or dating (I don't do random hookups much), so it's weird talking in such a different manner all of a sudden. Sexting is generally fine, though.
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Dec 30, 2015 10:27
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LingcodKilla posted:I find silence to be best otherwise the kids wake up and really ruin the mood with all the doors knocking. Coming into the Sex thread and complaining about the consequences seems a mite rich.
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Dec 30, 2015 10:38
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Talking during sex has always been just commenting on how loving nice it is to gently caress. Best sextalker I've been with just constantly said "gently caress me"
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Dec 30, 2015 11:37
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There's a spectrum for sex-talk though. I dated a guy years ago who wanted non-stop sex talk, usually about his breast inflation fetish. Every time it was all about breasts. I'm currently dating a guy who just wants me to ask him to come. It's not an all-or-nothing proposition. I definitely prefer the tactics of the guy I'm currently with. Asking for something in bed is such a vulnerable, intimate thing. I like that.
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Dec 30, 2015 13:00
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Jedit posted:Coming into the Sex thread and complaining about the consequences seems a mite rich. Just because I have different perimeters doesn't make my view any less valid.
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Dec 30, 2015 15:03
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Bomrek posted:There's a spectrum for sex-talk though. I dated a guy years ago who wanted non-stop sex talk, usually about his breast inflation fetish. Hahaha if I was with a guy who talked like this I would probably burst out laughing in the middle of sex. That's so goofy. Yeah, dirty talk in single words like 'yeah' or 'gently caress me' or 'I'm gonna cum' are much better than long diatribes that sound like someone is reading literotica cue cards. I do find it annoying when a guy asks me to cum though, like I can't really do it on command unless you want a weak/fake version.
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Dec 30, 2015 15:33
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Bomrek posted:There's a spectrum for sex-talk though. I dated a guy years ago who wanted non-stop sex talk, usually about his breast inflation fetish.  I am... morbidly curious as to how you do dirty talk about a breast inflation fetish. I like boobs but "yeah baby my boobs are getting bigger, I know you can't see it baby but yeah they're growing" just sounds impossible to do without laughing.
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Dec 30, 2015 15:54
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I thought breast inflation was just a mistype. What is that anyway?
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Dec 30, 2015 16:30
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Cuckoo posted:I do find it annoying when a guy asks me to cum though, like I can't really do it on command unless you want a weak/fake version. When a guy asks you to come at any time other than when you're obviously in the middle of a climax, it means he wants you to fake it to make him feel all manly and/or get him over the edge. Cheerleading a woman's orgasm is perfectly OK, though.
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Dec 30, 2015 17:11
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Jedit posted:When a guy asks you to come at any time other than when you're obviously in the middle of a climax, it means he wants you to fake it to make him feel all manly and/or get him over the edge. Cheerleading a woman's orgasm is perfectly OK, though. Last guy I was with who did it, it was his way of saying "I'm about to lose control, so if you want to cum via penetration you'd better do it soon"  But either way, going pretend pornstar whenever a guy does that fits.
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Dec 30, 2015 17:17
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Affi posted:I thought breast inflation was just a mistype. What is that anyway? It's what it sounds like. There's an episode of my favorite podcast about it if you really need examples. https://thefpl.us/episode/88
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Dec 30, 2015 17:17
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Jedit posted:When a guy asks you to come at any time other than when you're obviously in the middle of a climax, it means he wants you to fake it to make him feel all manly and/or get him over the edge. Cheerleading a woman's orgasm is perfectly OK, though. No? I mean I understand that it's very easy to interpret it like that. And I'm sure I've induced a fake orgasm or two this way But I actually say it in a "okay I want you to come let's focus on you and what helps you come for the rest of our time" and then you focus on whatever she needs and wants. Focus on the clit, change position, whatever floats her boat. I do try to time it to where I'm fairly sure she's getting close though. Eh maybe I should stop doing this? Goons?
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Dec 30, 2015 19:07
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There's a difference between "I want to help you come, what can I do?" and "come for me, now!!!"
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Dec 30, 2015 19:19
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i like nice words
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Affi posted:No? I mean I understand that it's very easy to interpret it like that. And I'm sure I've induced a fake orgasm or two this way *sigh* Cuckoo is not talking about guys who want to make her come and ask to be shown how, she's talking about the ones who are all "You vill come for ze greater glory of ze Gefickenreich!" and expect her to obey ze orders.
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Dec 30, 2015 19:25
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Anne Whateley posted:There's a difference between "I want to help you come, what can I do?" and "come for me, now!!!" Agreed, just take out the pressure to perform on the spot and it's generally fine. I'm a guy, and I also hate being told to cum on the spot like that.
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Dec 30, 2015 19:28
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hoobajoo posted:I'm a guy, and I also hate being told to cum on the spot like that. Aim won't improve without target practice, son.
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Dec 30, 2015 20:02
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If you wanted to buy sex toys as a gift what'd you get?
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Dec 30, 2015 22:06
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Affi posted:If you wanted to buy sex toys as a gift what'd you get? Laid, hopefully. Or a restraining order perhaps? Honestly though, is this for a partner or a friend? A gag gift or a serious one? Cheap or expensive? What sex are they? What sex are you?
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Dec 30, 2015 22:29
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Masonity posted:Laid, hopefully. I'd ask beforehand if you intend buying a gag.
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Dec 30, 2015 22:32
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Har di har. Its for a girl that I'm sleeping with. Serious gift. Probably not a dildo? Since she has those already. I'm thinking less then 100$ and hopefully less then 50$
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Dec 30, 2015 22:37
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Affi posted:Har di har. This is where "talk about it together and see what they would be into" becomes a good strategy. (ex: I just bought some wrist and ankle cuffs and a butt toy as gifts for the ladyfriend, and I know they'll go over well at least in general because of talking the idea over a bit and at least getting a sense of her interests. The specific shapes and colours and model or whatever was where I got to be creative.)
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Dec 30, 2015 22:48
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Eh it's a surprise gift for when she visits, she loves anal and bondage. But! She already has Buttstuff so I'm thinking other stuff.
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Is there a nice sex shop nearby that you could take her to? Let that be the surprise and buy her something she likes. I've done that before.
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