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CM Punk isn't even on good terms with his own mother, so yeah, I'm sure he's just waiting to patch things up with WWE.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 17:05 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 00:02 |
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Punk should go to LU as a masked man who shoots lightning out of his hands.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 17:10 |
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Punk on LU as a cult leader would be pretty rad actually, though I think Mil kind of has that concept locked down what with the Disciples.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 17:52 |
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Sanguinia posted:The Stardust VS Goldust feud was hot No it wasn't.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:11 |
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Punk should go to LU and be an entitled whiny baby demanding main events because we all know the best gimmicks are the ones where the wrestlers are just being themselves
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:19 |
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When is Punk's UFC fight, and what are the odds that WWE spends an absurd amount of time mocking him on Raw by giving Adam Rose or someone a comedy MMA gimmick? I'm thinking a 96% chance.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:25 |
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Come on Mixed Martial Archie appearance (and subsequent squash)
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:31 |
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BodyMassageMachine posted:When is Punk's UFC fight, and what are the odds that WWE spends an absurd amount of time mocking him on Raw by giving Adam Rose or someone a comedy MMA gimmick? I'm thinking a 96% chance. I would be surprised if he actually ever fought tbh, it keeps being postponed bc he's not ready yet but maybe that's more because he's a 38 year old broken down wrestler and less because he just needs a few more weeks in the gym And that's probably for the best. I like Punk and I don't want to see him murdered for some ridiculous vanity thing
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:36 |
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He's also probably pretty happy just sitting on his millions and being a Chicago landlord.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:38 |
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super macho dude posted:He's also probably pretty happy just sitting on his millions and being a Chicago landlord. He sold his tour bus for two years supply of Pepsi.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:47 |
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I want to see him beat a couple nobodies then get destroyed when he faces a name.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:52 |
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HerraS posted:Punk should go to LU and be an entitled whiny baby demanding main events because we all know the best gimmicks are the ones where the wrestlers are just being themselves Except in LU where the best gimmicks are Literally A Dragon and Literally An Undead Guy and Zombie Pope and Spaceship Man.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 18:52 |
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 19:01 |
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Jesus Christ
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 19:03 |
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To be fair, people who are poor are human garbage and most of them own fridges and toilets so gently caress them, they've got plenty. #Poorpeopleeattoomuch
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 19:14 |
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Gulag.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 19:15 |
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Untrue, he was once employed by Paul Heyman.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 19:16 |
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Atticus Finch posted:Untrue, he was once employed by Paul Heyman. Jobs involve getting paid.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:46 |
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Great White Hope posted:Jobs involve getting paid. it's true
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:03 |
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TomWaitsForNoMan posted:I would be surprised if he actually ever fought tbh, it keeps being postponed bc he's not ready yet but maybe that's more because he's a 38 year old broken down wrestler and less because he just needs a few more weeks in the gym He actually got injured. Not that that fact is unrelated to him being a 38 year old broken down wrestler, but the reason given wasn't a lack of skill.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:03 |
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Muddy Burphy posted:CM Punk isn't even on good terms with his own mother, so yeah, I'm sure he's just waiting to patch things up with WWE. His brother, too. His brother stole money from their backyard fed and Punk hasn't talked to him since. They were teenagers when it happened. I hope he never comes back. I am a huge, unabashed fan of his, and I'm glad he got the last laugh (assuming he doesn't lose the lawsuit). The wrestling business is a cruel, illogical meat grinder and I'm glad he got out with his wits, bank account and health (mostly) intact.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:18 |
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Manic_Misanthrope posted:Come on Mixed Martial Archie appearance (and subsequent Wrestlemania 33 main event title victory)
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 20:55 |
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I don't think Mixed Martial Archie has cared too much about the WWE since his friend Archibald's "Incident"
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 21:15 |
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dsriggs posted:I don't think Mixed Martial Archie has cared too much about the WWE since his friend Archibald's "Incident" I tend to confuse my Chikara timelines, was this the Archie that got backfisted to the future by Eddie Kingston and travelled in time or was it the Archie that lost a "Loser leaves town" match and then aimlessly walked around the US for a year?
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 22:25 |
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Every time someone brings up Punk in UFC y'all add to his age. By the time he fights it'll just be goons posting WELL THERE'S THE 96 YEAR OLD CRYBABY CM PUNK ABLOO BLOO BLOO
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 23:25 |
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Mob posted:Every time someone brings up Punk in UFC y'all add to his age. By the time he fights it'll just be goons posting WELL THERE'S THE 96 YEAR OLD CRYBABY CM PUNK ABLOO BLOO BLOO Seems like every year he gets older.
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 23:42 |
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Germansimp posted:I tend to confuse my Chikara timelines, was this the Archie that got backfisted to the future by Eddie Kingston and travelled in time or was it the Archie that lost a "Loser leaves town" match and then aimlessly walked around the US for a year? That's Wandering Archie. Backfisted-by-Eddie-Kingston Archie only just arrived in the future.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 00:09 |
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Is Punk in the new UFC game coming out early next year? Seems pretty cool to be making those EA dollars without ever having a fight.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 00:12 |
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Memento posted:Is Punk in the new UFC game coming out early next year? Seems pretty cool to be making those EA dollars without ever having a fight. I don't think he's in it.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 00:34 |
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Skeezy posted:I don't think he's in it. He is! http://www.mmanews.com/ea-sports-ufc-2-coverage-roundup-roster-notes-hands-on-notes-more/
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 00:39 |
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Course he's in it
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 00:40 |
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Ha, I might have to actually rent that for a bit just to take Punk to the top of the Octagon, assuming there's something like a career mode that doesn't involve a custom character. His stats had better be terrible though!
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 01:32 |
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i'm sure his charisma stat will be high
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 01:34 |
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MisterGBH posted:He sold his tour bus for two years supply of Pepsi. I feel like that's undervaluing a goddamn tour bus.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 01:45 |
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Cabbit posted:I feel like that's undervaluing a goddamn tour bus. Or underestimating the amount of Pepsi he drinks.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 02:35 |
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He'll be a dlc like Bruce Lee was in the last game. I sincerely hope they give him his lovely running knee to bulldog combo and a GTS just to make it extra ridiculous.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 02:37 |
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I hope you can springboard of the top of the octagon for his flying clothes that he blew like 30% of the time
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:17 |
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dsriggs posted:I don't think Mixed Martial Archie has cared too much about the WWE since his friend Archibald's "Incident" when was this?
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 04:54 |
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That was during the Punk / Ryback feud shortly before the former quit. Ryback was sort of working his meathead bully gimmick and they had him squash geeks more than once during that run.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 04:57 |
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projecthalaxy posted:He is! lmao
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 05:04 |