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Captain Hotbutt
Aug 18, 2014


I've been having real awful dreams about giant apocalyptic rotisseries

just mowing us all down

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i didn't realise his name was also a food. this puts the comic into a whole new perspective

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Imagine if it was a craft soda.

The Ass Stooge
Nov 9, 2012

a hunger uncurbed
by nature's calling
My girlfriend's roommate is really into Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass for some reason. Yesterday evening I went over to their house and he was putting on a Herb Alpert record, and I thought "I will never get another chance like this" so I said "Herb Alpert. Now THAT is pussy-shavin' music." It felt glorious.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Herb Alpert is good actually.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The rear end Stooge posted:

My girlfriend's roommate is really into Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass for some reason. Yesterday evening I went over to their house and he was putting on a Herb Alpert record, and I thought "I will never get another chance like this" so I said "Herb Alpert. Now THAT is pussy-shavin' music." It felt glorious.

Word up.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z0pP8FqYvk

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

"Rise" is better for pussy shavin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vltC-O7PDYQ

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Anaranjado posted:

Herb Alpert is good actually.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sorry, but no, that is objectively wrong.

Spanish Flea reigns supreme when you need to get that sniz shorn.

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away
Happy loving new year's.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
This is like the perfect Achewood

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
RIP Achewood.

head58
Apr 1, 2013

Calaveron posted:

This is like the perfect Penny Arcade strip from like five years ago.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

I go in incognito mode for half the things I search. Not because it's porn but because most things are one off trivia and I don't need my browser to remember them or someone else to see them.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

You son of a bitch you edited my post in your quote

LRADIKAL
Jun 10, 2001

Fun Shoe

Calaveron posted:

This is like the perfect Dilbert from 20 years ago.

http://dilbert.com/strip/1997-09-10

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Yeah, it's a pretty old joke.

I'll allow it though, if it means more Achewood. Sort of let Onstad ease on back into it. The last time he tried to do more strips, everyones voice just seemed way off, and all the dialogue waaay too tryhard.

Owl at Home
Dec 25, 2014

Well hoot, I don't know if I can say no to that
Didn't know about the new strips until just now. Saw the Achewood thread had hit the top of the page. Figured either new strip or massive overhaul of the artisan soda paradigm.

Went from "Oh, Achewood updated. :unsmith: "
To "OH. Achewood updated. :stonk:" in .05 seconds

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I hope this is the permanent new direction for the comic. I want to find out what the deal is with various parts, of life.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Bitch better stay loving dead-dead and not end up in Heaven or Hell or XIIth century China or smthg.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Got owned by the gamespy mascot.

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer
NudeHelsinki.com is worth going nose-first towards the center of the earth in a commercial airliner though.

Skrewtape
Sep 10, 2003
I like pie

BJPaskoff posted:

NudeHelsinki.com is worth going nose-first towards the center of the earth in a commercial airliner though.

https://nudehelsinki.com actually exists, even.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



RIP Roast Beef. Again.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



You know, it occurred to me that Chuck Williams died (at age 100) back on December 5 and I don't think we ever did find out if he won the sapphic erotica contest and got to remain founder of Williams-Sonoma

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
I really need Onstad to write something from Lyle's perspective about Lemmy.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Are you really so eager to see something break in this poor old tiger?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lyle runs for mayor of Drinking Town.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Lyle's Rehab Arc

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Yeah PA definitely pulled this joke off better, but that's not surprising since PA is also good and that was one of their best

For reference: https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/10/30

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Pony Incident posted:

Yeah PA definitely pulled this joke off better
What a depressing sentence.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

FactsAreUseless posted:

What a depressing sentence.

Penny Arcade is good

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


The Pony Incident posted:

Penny Arcade is good

And speaking of depressing sentences.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

The Pony Incident posted:

Penny Arcade is good

Was.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Penny Arcade has ok art and the jokes are sometimes well written, this = good to me

Achewood is roughly one billion times better

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Yeah that strip was from the era when every other strip wasn't about their kids/the wonders of fatherhood, and when Gabe's art didn't make everyone look like a Little Golden Books character taking a poo poo.

At least when Onstad was working out the complete dissolution of his marriage in comic form, it wasn't unpleasant to look at.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Hey yall, just dropping by to say that The Simpsons also made that joke 15 years ago

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Johnny Aztec posted:

Yeah, it's a pretty old joke.

I'll allow it though, if it means more Achewood. Sort of let Onstad ease on back into it. The last time he tried to do more strips, everyones voice just seemed way off, and all the dialogue waaay too tryhard.

You love something so much, you'd rather see its pallid corpse paraded around for your amusement, rather than allowing it to end with any kind of dignity.

Achewood ended long ago, what you're describing - and what any future strips will be - is Weekend at Onstad's.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Travis343 posted:

Achewood ended long ago




I thought the gently caress You Friday strip was pretty good, though.

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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
It's not the joke, it's the execution

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