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Fart Sandwiches posted:Tru tru. I guess the real sad part is you're trying to get in the cyber security style poo poo and they're not even using something vaguely secure. Some SMUs that rolled through gave me a recruitment gmail address to email forms to. I'm not really sure what we're doing as a military tbh.
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Analogical posted:Some SMUs that rolled through gave me a recruitment gmail address to email forms to. I'm not really sure what we're doing as a military tbh. That's ok, the secretaries of state and defense were doing the same thing. Must be fine.
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Merry Christmas squids.
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Future in-laws were watching NCIS, because that's what middle America does, and the start of the episode was a dead Navy O-4. They didn't like my response, "It was just a SWO, he's in a better place now."
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Nick Soapdish posted:Future in-laws were watching NCIS, because that's what middle America does, and the start of the episode was a dead Navy O-4. They didn't like my response, "It was just a SWO, he's in a better place now." Harsh but true.
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I've never seen the show but doesn't it look kind of bad that there's a show dedicated to investigations of dumb Mil peeps in only two branches (it's marine/navy or more or?). Just can't wrap my head around it unless I'm missing something. Again never saw it
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I wish they'd have a true to life version where agents talk at standdowns and investigate whether YN2 sent a dick pic to a 17 year old girl or not (he did)
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Dec 27, 2015 07:11
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But she said she was 18!
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:idk I did a PFT like 3 days before my EAS just to appease my command. I know everyone here talks about all their insubordination but sometimes it's best to just bend over and take it and not ruffle feathers (especially of those that can gently caress you) I did two PFTs before I left. The first one I did alright. The second one I walked and smoked, got yelled at and at the half way point smoked another. I had a 29:55 run time or something silly that was JUST before where they could slam paperwork on me. The corps was fun as hell, then there were the days you wonder who in command was smoking crack. Lets give this dude duty, a cft, and a piss test on the same loving day and yell at the guy when he falls asleep waiting for a BN pisstest.
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maffew buildings posted:I wish they'd have a true to life version where agents talk at standdowns and investigate whether YN2 sent a dick pic to a 17 year old girl or not (he did) She sent nudes back and it turned out they were cousins. Gibs looks disappointed. Tony wise cracks about YN2s size.
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Pandasmores posted:She sent nudes back and it turned out they were cousins. Gibs looks disappointed. Tony wise cracks about YN2s size.
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"Sure you can go active CTT, you have 6 years active duty service right?" Time to see what's open, or find a better gig as a reservist/civie. MD's pretty dope because we're as far away from family and time zones mean we have an excuse for no calls.
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Dec 31, 2015 00:41
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Just wanted to report that DD214 is in hand and beard growth is ongoing.
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Boon posted:Just wanted to report that DD214 is in hand and beard growth is ongoing.  
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Boon posted:Just wanted to report that DD214 is in hand and beard growth is ongoing. No more  .
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Boon posted:Just wanted to report that DD214 is in hand and beard growth is ongoing. gently caress yes hail satan
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Boon posted:Just wanted to report that DD214 is in hand and beard growth is ongoing. Same.
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Pandasmores posted:Same. 
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Boon posted:Just wanted to report that DD214 is in hand and beard growth is ongoing. Congratulations!
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Boon posted:Just wanted to report that DD214 is in hand and beard growth is ongoing. Bravo Zulu, job well done, etc etc
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Boon posted:Just wanted to report that DD214 is in hand and beard growth is ongoing. Welcome.
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Boon posted:Just wanted to report that DD214 is in hand and beard growth is ongoing. ejaculations!
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Happy New Years Navy Thread!
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Have a happy new year everyone! 
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In Hawaii. Its still last year. Fukken Langoliers or something man.
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hawaii new years at club dungeon was always pretty loving rad
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Looks like I'm moving back out to Yokosuka, which is great for me, although I hear the policy changed a few years back and now everybody has to live on base without a waiver. Which is super lame... Has anyone given the waiver a shot? Jimb fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Jimb posted:Looks like I'm moving back out to Yokosuka, which is great for me, although I hear the policy changed a few years back and now everybody has to live on base without a waiver. Which is super lame... Sounds like what they're doing in Atsugi now because no one wanted to live on base.
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Jimb posted:Looks like I'm moving back out to Yokosuka, which is great for me, although I hear the policy changed a few years back and now everybody has to live on base without a waiver. Which is super lame... That's not entirely true, but the waiver is near impossible to get. Lots of folks with medical waivers still living on base. They have dogs in the towers now, too, so that's not stopping you either.
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haha I love how base housing is like the lower dredges of Military society because it's all the scrooges driving huge expensive SUVs to pick up their free WIC swag for their 8 kids and just want to blast the A/C at 60 all day and not have to pay a bill
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:haha I love how base housing is like the lower dredges of Military society because it's all the scrooges driving huge expensive SUVs to pick up their free WIC swag for their 8 kids and just want to blast the A/C at 60 all day and not have to pay a bill I'm in some reduced rent stuff in Hawaii because it allows our two dogs without a question. I think we're the only ones without kids. Also for the rate its p. decent for what we get and we can charge our electric car for free without the cord getting stolen by meth heads. The housing the next block over is cinder block construction from the 50s that hasn't been renovated since the 60s. Its even cheaper than my shithole and Its full of evangelical JOs and senior enlisted with 19,000 kids who can't afford to live anywhere else. They all drive giant SUVs with "Blessed" or "Saved" on the back window.
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my self entitled enlisted view is that if it doesn't have granite countertops then I dont want to live there.
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I was very close to buying some master Chiefs house in Port Orchard. Senior enlisted seem to do pretty drat good for themselves. I decided against it because the combination mancave/double RV garage would need too much work to turn it into a proper guest house.
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The Army traveling in their camo uniforms looks stupid as hell. At least we make people too dumb to change into real clothes travel in real people looking clothes.
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uh what? Every Friday a ton of people are leaving Great Lakes flying to their first command or a-school in full dress. There's no other option.
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:uh what? Every Friday a ton of people are leaving Great Lakes flying to their first command or a-school in full dress. There's no other option. These are Army boots in camo, I am saying we atleast make our boots wear a better looking uniform. Tl/dr: Camo uniforms are real, real dumb outside dirty work.
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:uh what? Every Friday a ton of people are leaving Great Lakes flying to their first command or a-school in full dress. There's no other option. "It's not camo so terrorists won't actually know you're military." -A RDC
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AF usually doesn't allow you to fly in uniform unless you're heading in-theater.
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Well before you go yell at some dumb boots perusing in the mall make sure you find out if they're just in training and required to wear uniform on libbo before you go all stolen valor DON'T FLY IN UNIFORM OR TARGET YOURSELF AS MIL ok guys you're flying to a-school in dress whites No you can't wear civvies out in town you have to EARN that you still have the red libbo card 
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Alright you equally terrible people, I am just saying that camo uniforms are real dumb travel uniforms and my weekly travel plans are either super drunk suit and tie or drunk suit coat. Edit: Super basically this is just seeing a squad or so or Army boots wandering around aimlessly in camo.
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