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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


never forget

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


:gizz:

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Data Graham posted:

Now that it's available as a modern Mac binary, I just spent the better part of an hour going through the POVray demo scene files for the first time since I used it to render all the Mega Man characters in like 1992.



:allears:

put that poo poo on a trapper keeper.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


Also Fractint, and making it render red/blue 3-D fractals, e.g.:

.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Bonzo posted:

:canada:

Bits and Bytes was a Canadian television series, produced by TVOntario in 1983. It starred Luba Goy as the instructor, and Billy Van as the student.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VaBYw3swyg

I see and hear Luba Goy, but no studio audience laughter. I don't understand.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

thathonkey posted:



never forget

You haven't won until you WON.

Remember that splash screen advertising TF2 for a loooong time at the main menu for almost all half life games? Even had screen shots that made it look like a reskin of tfc.

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
I just thought of another oldie but goodie from the Commodore 64 days and was ported to NES - Archon. Old school Electronic Arts when they were amazing.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Buttcoin purse posted:

Also Fractint, and making it render red/blue 3-D fractals, e.g.:

Aaaaaa Fractint :newfap:

Also remember these guys? http://www.alchemymindworks.com (Who am I kidding, "this guy")

Graphic Workshop, the other half of my image processing workflow (I had to render my raytraces to 24-bit Targa, which my 386 with its SUPER VGA card had no hope in hell of displaying, and convert them to dithered GIF just so I could look at the finished products).

This was before JPEG :corsair:



e:

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Should you fail to register any of the evaluation software available through our web pages and continue to use it, be advised that a leather-winged demon of the night will tear itself, shrieking blood and fury, from the endless caverns of the nether world, hurl itself into the darkness with a thirst for blood on its slavering fangs and search the very threads of time for the throbbing of your heartbeat. Just thought you'd want to know that.

Alchemy Mindworks accepts no responsibility for any loss, damage or expense caused by leather-winged demons of the night, either.

Unchanged since 1991

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 04:24 on Dec 31, 2015

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mak0rz posted:

I see and hear Luba Goy, but no studio audience laughter. I don't understand.

That's because no one that appeared on Air Farce was ever funny.

Ever.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I remember doing the same on Indy's, as well as some O2's. I don't know what I was expecting, but it had that mythical "SGI" legend surrounding it.

Then you use it for an hour and you're all "Hmmm, yeah, anyways.... this blows. Let me go back to a Windows PC please."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEY87HAHzk

SGI was doing "somewhat better than Star Fox on the SNES" graphics back in 1985. :wow:

70,000 coordinates per second
22,000 depth-cued lines per second
32-bit floating point precision
Hardware Z-buffering


Was going to also say that besides one time at college I only ever saw SGI workstations in movies and strange German techno music videos.

Three-Phase has a new favorite as of 04:59 on Dec 31, 2015

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

That's because no one that appeared on Air Farce was ever funny.

Ever.

But they were still accompanied by a laugh track :confused:

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Remember that brief period in the late 90s when MORPHING programs were all the rage?

http://imgur.com/Fsp4jkL

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Cyril Sneer posted:

Remember that brief period in the late 90s when MORPHING programs were all the rage?

http://imgur.com/Fsp4jkL

Oh god.

I once ordered a MORPHING!!!1 program from my shareware catalog because how was I supposed to know what was actually possible on consumer hardware for free.

Filled with visions of making the equivalent of that one Michael Jackson video, I set it to morph one photo of a face into another one that I had on hand. It ground away for about half an hour creating what it promised to be a morph animation with about twenty frames. And in the end, it was... a crossfade. :suicide:

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Cyril Sneer posted:

Remember that brief period in the late 90s when MORPHING programs were all the rage?

http://imgur.com/Fsp4jkL

Kai's Power Tools!!

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

THIS PAGE WAS UPDATED: Nov 1ST, 2015 @ 10:19AM

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I was visitor #

:smuggo:

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Seems to be an epidemic of good web design in Texas

http://www.wefittexas.com

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



blugu64 posted:

Seems to be an epidemic of good web design in Texas

http://www.wefittexas.com

Honestly I'm starting to think we had the internet right all along. That's infinitely more usable than most flavor of the week sites.

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

Bonzo posted:

Facing Worlds CTF is my jam.

Seriously, Facing Worlds CTF rules. Also liked it with the Instagib and/or low gravity modifiers.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Data Graham posted:

Filled with visions of making the equivalent of that one Michael Jackson video, I set it to morph one photo of a face into another one that I had on hand. It ground away for about half an hour creating what it promised to be a morph animation with about twenty frames. And in the end, it was... a crossfade. :suicide:

In the 90s there was a Star Trek TNG tie-in book whose gimmick was that it's an historic account of how computers in the 20th century worked. It was actually a pretty decent rundown of computer technology at the time, but the one thing that sticks out in my mind was the graphics software section talking about morphing. The example in the book was a simple crossfade :effort: FFS, there was even a really good morphing effect in one of the Star Trek films. They could have at least used that.

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)

drunk asian neighbor posted:

Same thing with the Gamecube modem attachment; I can't remember why it was so valuable though, and the only game I can think of that used it was Phantasy Star Online.

Come to think of it, the Gamecube had a lot of peripherals that are now much harder to find/worth more than the actual system: the modem, the Wavebird, the black 251 memory card...

:eyepop: The broadband adapter goes for ~$50 on eBay. I still have one stuck in my Gamecube from the days of Phantasy Star Online. There were a whopping seven games that used it, three of which were versions of PSO, another three were LAN-only, and the last was a Japan exclusive. Mario Kart Double Dash can use the adapter to connect four systems and have 16-player games, which sounds pretty sweet, but do people really spend a total of $200 on the broadband adapters alone to do that? What else could you do with it any more? How would I test it to sell it?? So many questions.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Rod Munch posted:

I still use one too. My 2005 Honda came with a 6 disc changer with cassette adapter, but no AUX input.

I'm using a bluetooth to FM bridge in my 2005 Honda. It's pretty good. Google music ahoy.

Woden
May 6, 2006

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I remember doing the same on Indy's, as well as some O2's. I don't know what I was expecting, but it had that mythical "SGI" legend surrounding it.

Then you use it for an hour and you're all "Hmmm, yeah, anyways.... this blows. Let me go back to a Windows PC please."

Had a lab full of them at uni, had to use the command line to eject CD's a lot of the time.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
that drat paper clip

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Bring back the blink tag

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Mr Music from the Art Institute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyT9gT0fs3Q

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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I want to Learn How to Output Bryce 3D to the Web

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I used to have this, but never got around to be able to use it well enough as a kid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_poX1_we5z0

I remember TrueSpace used to be pretty big, too. I was mentioning it and some other CG programs from the 90s/early 00s to someone in a store one day and they had no idea what any of them were.

Oh, and Poser, which found a second life creating fetish porn.

Jyrraeth
Aug 1, 2008

I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH


Oh man, I remember doing a digital art/website design class in grade 8 with this. There was this weird spinny mode that the class always got confused by.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal




HOURS on my Mac Plus. It even had a map editor!

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Also you guys are nerds

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)

Oh god, I spent so much time playing with KPT Bryce on my sister's computer, making poo poo like this:



Her mighty 75mhz mac would chug and chug forever to render our masterpieces. She was in art school, so she was making actual Art, ostensibly. We recently found her work from her first year on a zip drive that miraculously still worked. It was adorable :3: It was the mid/late-nineties, and everyone was so excited about computers!

And uhhh I don't know if this could be considered NWS but I guess I'll link it just in case? Someone decided to make a big field of boob blobs in stunning 3D

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
when i was growing up one of my neighbors was this really weird uber-christian kid whose dad never smiled and we had to watch veggie tales

anyway he had a computer but the only game he had was myst and being like 9 years old i was too lazy to figure the poo poo out

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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blugu64 posted:

Seems to be an epidemic of good web design in Texas

http://www.wefittexas.com

"Online Store" aka "list of products that you can come in and buy"

Also it kills the Awful app, that's impressive.

E: my mistake, looks like it's just a bug in the new version.

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 13:37 on Dec 31, 2015

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

thathonkey posted:

I remember trying to play Dreamcast online with a modem but I don't think it was successful. First thing I remember working was PS2 with the ethernet adapter you could buy.

The Dreamcast had a built-in 56k modem and an optional broadband adapter which was hard as hell to find and super expensive so I just ran a phone cord to my lunix computer and emulated a PPP connection

all that just to go online and post "I am posting this from my Dreamcast, I don't have the keyboard, this is slow as balls with the controller"

fuckin loved that Dreamcast

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Howard Beale posted:

The Dreamcast had a built-in 56k modem and an optional broadband adapter which was hard as hell to find and super expensive so I just ran a phone cord to my lunix computer and emulated a PPP connection

all that just to go online and post "I am posting this from my Dreamcast, I don't have the keyboard, this is slow as balls with the controller"

fuckin loved that Dreamcast

Back in the late 90's I was way too busy street racing and going to punk shows to game a lot, so I never got a PC until 2003 or so. I used that loving Dreamcast to surf for 4 years, haha. I ended up killing maybe 3 of them, which didn't matter because you could buy the things for like $50.

Quake 3 Arena loving owned on that.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Q3A on dreamcast with a mouse and keyboard meant that you won like most of the time
it was awesome

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Yeah, there was a definite hierarchy to it. Like PC users with broadband were gods, then came the DC BB players, then 56k mouse and keyboard, 56k controllers next, and finally you had the Brazilians with 575 ping.

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ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Buttcoin purse posted:

I knew someone with one of those. I suppose it's a good feature that the top of the PC is curved so you can't put anything on top of it, because that way it can radiate heat out through all those layers of plastic bubble?


Nope, never re-installed Windows 95. Won't boot? Grow a pair of balls, boot into DOS mode, edit WIN.INI to set Shell=COMMAND.COM (or something like that), then instead of a task bar and start menu you get a command prompt where you can run regedit and hack the registry until Explorer will start properly.

You clearly didn't use Windows 95 much. Back then, developers were kind of dicks and the DLL search order wasn't as refined and separate between system and application as it is today, so applications would install THEIR versions of DLLs into the Windows system directory, occasionally horribly breaking things.

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