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joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Has it been noted that ESPN have been floating $4million a year to keep Skip Bayless around? I can't find a solid link to it, but I've seen Richard Deitsch mention it a few times since before Christmas

I don't want to live in a world where Skip Bayless gets paid more than Harrison Barnes, Nerlens Noel, Marcus Smart, Andre Drummond, Jose Altuve, Justin Smoak, etc. etc. etc.

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Personally, I don't want to live in a world where a TV network with a reach of 90 million viewers will pay someone who says that a high profile basketball player's rape trial gives him "sizzle" $4million a year. And that's before the unending shitshow that was the unending Tim Tebow fellatio

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It makes me wonder how they came to that figure? I would think the kind of people who watch him would watch any talking head who spews bad opinions he doesn't actually believe. Is his following so great that they wouldn't save money by putting Joe Loudmouth on at the same time for $200K a year?

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Well they're paying Stephen A Smith $3million a year so think about this: the hosts of First Take are earning a combined $7million a year

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Well they're paying Stephen A Smith $3million a year so think about this: the hosts of First Take are earning a combined $7million a year

Has anybody mentioned yet that your username is totally outdated?

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Criminal Minded posted:

Has anybody mentioned yet that your username is totally outdated?

yup, but I post so rarely no-one notices. And ShaneMacGowansNewTeeth is too long

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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The Man of Hey has left CBS Sports.

http://awfulannouncing.com/2016/jon-heyman-has-left-cbs-sports.html

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
The Hey Man is his own brand at this point, it barely matters who he works for.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I thought it was pretty generally understood that he works for Scott Boras

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Hah, I just ran into Jonah Keri waiting for my flight at Charles De Gaulle Airport. Nice guy. Wish him luck over at SI.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Great piece by Craig Calcaterra.
http://craigcalcaterra.tumblr.com/post/136462629057/sportswriters-start-criticizing-your-colleagues

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Surprise surprise, someone who writes for the Washington Times is an awful douchebag.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
That's just the example used. We can all think of dozens of terrible articles and columns from sources that are more reputable and the point remains.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Nothing is going to beat that article someone wrote about how 'Bryce Harper is the Conservative Superhero, and Jason Heyward is terrible because reasons' (well, because he's black, but we can't outright say this).

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

FlamingLiberal posted:

Nothing is going to beat that article someone wrote about how 'Bryce Harper is the Conservative Superhero, and Jason Heyward is terrible because reasons' (well, because he's black, but we can't outright say this).

A challenger appears!

http://www.murraychass.com/?p=9701

quote:

With the additional thought that it sounds frighteningly like an ISIS polemic threatening to take over the world, I rest my case.

Ready! Set! Blow!
Jun 17, 2005

Red alert.
^^^ :staredog:

FlamingLiberal posted:

Nothing is going to beat that article someone wrote about how 'Bryce Harper is the Conservative Superhero, and Jason Heyward is terrible because reasons' (well, because he's black, but we can't outright say this).

That's not even the worst Bryce Harper-related article.

Ready! Set! Blow! fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Jan 3, 2016

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

"My grandson told me about this person on the Tweeternet and so now I will tell you how dumb he is."

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
"I leave the tweeting to the twits "

Ha! Nailed it. Nice one, Murray, he said to himself.

midwat
May 6, 2007


Holy poo poo, Murray Chass is still alive?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Apparently Bill Barnwell lost my entire body weight in 2015. Good for him.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Henchman of Santa posted:

Apparently Bill Barnwell lost my entire body weight in 2015. Good for him.

Yeah, here's the article of Barnwell regressing to the mean talking about it https://medium.com/@billbarnwell/the-easiest-way-to-lose-125-pounds-is-to-gain-175-pounds-b4fca27ffcc5#.k8jy614l6

I guess blocking people on twitter is a more intense exercise than I thought it was.

Disillusionist
Sep 19, 2007

Henchman of Santa posted:

Apparently Bill Barnwell lost my entire body weight in 2015. Good for him.

What a waste. This year he's just going to regress back to his mean weight.

e: drat it I shoulda read the post above mine more closely :mad:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
His title even accidentally invokes regression to the mean hahahaha

"The Easiest Way to Lose 125 Pounds Is to Gain 175 Pounds"

Imagine if he had skipped that day in stats class.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
He's kind of a doofus and not a very good sports writer, but good for him.

Next step: give up and shave your dang head so you don't have like six greasy rear end strings hanging down the front and look less like an accountant with a spare hard drive full of child porn.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

MourningView posted:

He's kind of a doofus and not a very good sports writer, but good for him.

Next step: give up and shave your dang head so you don't have like six greasy rear end strings hanging down the front and look less like an accountant with a spare hard drive full of child porn.

Then he can get some glasses and be indistinguishable from Craig Calcaterra.

e. Speaking of football/baseball crossovers, football and baseball journalist twitter was real excited about the Browns hiring DePodesta.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
I need this "Derek Jeter did HGH" thing to be true more than anything ever because the poo poo sandwich dozens of sanctimonious prick sportswriters will have to eat will be GLORIOUS.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

ElwoodCuse posted:

I need this "Derek Jeter did HGH" thing to be true more than anything ever because the poo poo sandwich dozens of sanctimonious prick sportswriters will have to eat will be GLORIOUS.

If Jeter did HGH and Mantle did bat flips were confirmed in one week, it would be the best week ever.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
I saw the Mantle bat flips thing. Truly awesome. It's some serious nostalgia poo poo when a full-blown alcoholic who played drunk and bragged to the Yankees about getting a blow job under the bleachers is lionized as being some classy paragon of baseball virtue.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

ElwoodCuse posted:

I need this "Derek Jeter did HGH" thing to be true more than anything ever because the poo poo sandwich dozens of sanctimonious prick sportswriters will have to eat will be GLORIOUS.
Way back, like 10 years ago, I feel like there were articles along the lines of "I can't wait until A-Rod breaks Bonds' records so once again they will be clean" :lol:

Am I imagining this (not a baseball fan)?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Ribsauce posted:

Way back, like 10 years ago, I feel like there were articles along the lines of "I can't wait until A-Rod breaks Bonds' records so once again they will be clean" :lol:

Am I imagining this (not a baseball fan)?

No, I'm not a baseball fan either but I remember some of this.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


http://deadspin.com/bob-ryan-just-fuckin-tweets-all-his-poo poo-at-once-1751400876

Bob Ryan's twitter broke as gently caress

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

ElwoodCuse posted:

I saw the Mantle bat flips thing. Truly awesome. It's some serious nostalgia poo poo when a full-blown alcoholic who played drunk and bragged to the Yankees about getting a blow job under the bleachers is lionized as being some classy paragon of baseball virtue.

This is the exact type of behavior I expect from a person from Oklahoma

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005


Wait I'm so confused. Is his twitter broken or is Bob Ryan just tweeting out every single thought he's had over the last 12 months in the last 24 hours? I shouldn't have to ask this...but that seems like an old codger Bob Ryan thing to do.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Akileese posted:

Wait I'm so confused. Is his twitter broken or is Bob Ryan just tweeting out every single thought he's had over the last 12 months in the last 24 hours? I shouldn't have to ask this...but that seems like an old codger Bob Ryan thing to do.

I'm guessing he had a shitload of drafts saved and somehow did a post all type thing.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


sportsgenius86 posted:

I'm guessing he had a shitload of drafts saved and somehow did a post all type thing.

Yeah that's what it seems to be

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I didn't even know you could save drafts in Twitter

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Benne posted:

I didn't even know you could save drafts in Twitter

the moment when you realize bob ryan is more technologically savvy than you

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Benne posted:

I didn't even know you could save drafts in Twitter

You've never started writing something, pressed back and gotten a prompt about saving?

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Bob Ryan also called Marc Jackson a bible-thumping phony yesterday, openly lamented the fact that ABC/ESPN hired him for commentary, and complimented him on being a great con man. Whether it's insulting people or using Twitter, Bob Ryan goes turbo.

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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He hit the bullseye on all of those comments

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