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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

graph ran on a platform of removing anime but here we are this earth is garbage #recallgraph #graphfail

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
my son wants anime dvds but they're so expensive!!!!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I pay for porn

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

dos equis is such a great beer. i love an exotic flavor now and again

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

bradzilla posted:

I pay for porn

i watch porn instead of having sex with attractive women and/or my ugly partner

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
i don't drink diet soda, asparatame is so bad for you

large Coke please, no ice

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I have IBS because of my genes, not my diet

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
jeffrey its $0.25 wing night again, get your coat. who gives a gently caress if fire crotch is there? just wash your hands better this time

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Barnyard Protein posted:

jeffrey its $0.25 wing night again, get your coat. who gives a gently caress if fire crotch is there? just wash your hands better this time

the waitress there really likes me, she always gives me free sodas. last night she drew a smiley face on my receipt i think she's really into me

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i need this in order to save any money

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

bradzilla posted:

I have IBS because of my genes, not my diet

actually, you loving plebian. you ignoramous. you LITERAL 5 figgy FUCKTARD!!! Many people of the *AHEM* Jewish Persuasion have GENETIC gastrointestinal issues and GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT RETARD? We're rich. Idiot. human being

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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Smythe posted:

actually, you loving plebian. you ignoramous. you LITERAL 5 figgy FUCKTARD!!! Many people of the *AHEM* Jewish Persuasion have GENETIC gastrointestinal issues and GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT RETARD? We're rich. Idiot. human being

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:rip:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
i think lowtax is funny when he does zany things

pram
Jun 10, 2001
kick up the monkey a notch, and a lil more cheese

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i do even own a tv. it is turned on constantly to drown out the sound of traffic and our upstairs neighbors. i won't be able to afford a new one when this one dies.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Smythe posted:

actually, you loving plebian. you ignoramous. you LITERAL 5 figgy FUCKTARD!!! Many people of the *AHEM* Jewish Persuasion have GENETIC gastrointestinal issues and GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT RETARD? We're rich. Idiot. human being

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*is instantly persuaded by any argument*

Good point, IBS is genetic after all

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

I'm an undecided voter

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

My favorite song is whatever's on the radio, played at a reasonable volume.

I like all the genres except country and (c)rap

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Progressive JPEG posted:

I'm an undecided voter

When I vote at all, I'm a single issue voter and that single issue is something I just heard about last week but have VERY STRONG opinions about.

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

bradzilla posted:

*is instantly persuaded by any argument*

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
there comes a time and a place in every man's life where he has to stand up to his bully. for me, that time is now, and teh place is my grandma's funeral. *hides tube of preperation h in her casket* haha people are going to think u got hemeroids in heaven

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
dear diary, date went poorly. drank too much beam and couldn't get it up. got mad at myself and started punching myself in the face, you know, to prove i'm a man. that seemed to help my boner situation so i kept going. got carried away and knocked out a tooth. bethany left but still managed a good j/o sesh.

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
u ever notice how electrons orbit the nucleus, and planets orbit the sun? pretty similar, i bet these concepts are related. gonna swing by the uni today to see if i can discuss this idea with a prof

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
dude, never enter a building without knowing how you'll get out incase if someone starts a ruckus

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
watch me whip, watch me nae nae, doesn't mattah, that i'm thirtay

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
why do they call it power 98 when the freq is 97.5? everything about that station is just clicks and whistles to me, man

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Progressive JPEG posted:

I'm an undecided voter
im an independent voter, i make up my own mind!

*votes straight-ticket for a single party 99% of the time*

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
saying ur undecided makes u seem smart. like ur carefully balancing all the decisions. it also helps prevent partisan IBS flare-up inducing arguments.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i've maintained a careful ignorance of economics, politics, and pretty much everything, because reality just keeps getting more and more depressing.

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

i've maintained a careful ignorance of economics, politics, and pretty much everything, because reality just keeps getting more and more depressing.

same

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

As a Millennial I posted:

i've maintained a careful ignorance of economics, politics, and pretty much everything, because reality just keeps getting more and more depressing.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

we're staying together for the health insurance

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
my cuckhold fetish was developed as a coping mechanism

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

As a Millennial I posted:

i've maintained a careful ignorance of economics, politics, and pretty much everything, because reality just keeps getting more and more depressing.

why should i pay attention to the news? it's always bad!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

learning new things is actively uncomfortable for me now and i try to avoid it because i have a pavlovian association between knowledge and highschool

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
what is that, a book? just google for the answer dood

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Barnyard Protein posted:

what is that, a book? just google for the answer dood

let me tell you about a cool site i found called Yahoo Answers

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
yet another life problem. le sigh. *clicks askreddit tab*

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Barnyard Protein posted:

yet another life problem. le sigh. *clicks askreddit tab*

I'm not going to a shrink, what do you think I am, crazy or something???

*destroys fourth Xbox controller this year by whipping it through the drywall*

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