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Pompous Rhombus posted:Someone had a great Foundation/the Mule reference about Trump that I forgot to empty quote, it's lost to the sands of this thread now Reince waiting cautiously for the rest to follow into the chamber. With Trump still polling above 30% as the year was closing out there was only one possible conclusion: a Seldon Crisis was upon them. Paul Ryan, dithering nervously, brought up the rear behind McConnell, Adelson, and both Koch brothers. As they filed into the auditorium and found seats the lights flashed on and a mist descended from the stage. Silently, a flickering hologram of an old man in a wheel chair became visible through the haze. He brushed his white wisps of hair aside and greeted the assemblage: “Gentlemen, I cannot see you or even be sure that you are there. But assuming you are you must already be aware, a crisis looms. You have been steadfast in following the plan laid out by me and my colleagues and are now looking for deliverance yet again.” Reince exhaled in relief. All was not lost, the GOP could yet be saved. No one knew how the ancient psychohistorian was able to portent the political landscape centuries in advance but the course he charted had always worked out in the end. There was a way to stump Trump after all. Reince put on his most self-assured smile. The situation was in control. He was in control. “The earth is warming. Ocean levels are rising. The democrats have seized on this new undeniable reality and are pressing it to their political advantage both domestically and internationally. This was, of course, predicted and …” All eyes were staring at Priebus. But this was impossible! Seldon was never wrong. But as he listened to the rest of the dead monologue the name of Trump was never uttered and no answers were given.
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Nonsense posted:Trump seems unbeatable in any way, or timeline. I've come to accept that he will be president.
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Epic High Five posted:If you want to attack Trump, get a picture of him not in a tailored suit so it's revealed that he's almost Christie sized, and question if his heart can handle it at his size/age if you want to swiftboat trump, find his coke dealers in atlantic city and put them on camera
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donnal trumf is a fat baby with bad hair who smells like a tonsolith and raped & beat his wife in 1989
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Some candidate just needs to start swearing incoherently at Trump at the next debate. The only way to tame the white-hot ball of seething rage is to yourself become a white-hot ball of seething rage. Seriously, just coming out with "Are any of you dipshits seriously listening to the hamster-haired loving shmuck? What the gently caress is wrong with you cowardly loving pussies!?" would land whoever said it in first place overnight. Except Jeb!. He would then get hit with a folding chair and pinned out in 3 seconds easy.
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paranoid randroid posted:donnal trumf is a fat baby with bad hair who smells like a tonsolith and raped & beat his wife in 1989 Mods?
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Nonsense posted:Trump seems unbeatable in any way, or timeline. 
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a cop posted:Mods? silence me if you must but you cant ignore the truth forever
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Rapist vs wife of rapist 2016
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Thump! posted:Some candidate just needs to start swearing incoherently at Trump at the next debate. The only way to tame the white-hot ball of seething rage is to yourself become a white-hot ball of seething rage. Kasich tried the PG version of this and look where that got him.
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Zelder posted:Rapist vs wife of rapist 2016 America's had no problem electing rapists in the past; we've never elected the wife of a rapist, and like hell we'll start now.
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Montasque posted:If you want to beat Trump do whatever Ted Cruz is doing. be a slimy goblin?
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skaboomizzy posted:Kasich tried the PG version of this and look where that got him. And Graham, and Pataki, and Jindal, and Obama, and Hillary.
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:im not sure if dees is for the trumpreich or not. The pattern on this wall is reflective of a Mechanically Stabilized Earth, or "MSE" wall, not the type of wall that would be used to create a free-standing wall at a border. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_stabilized_earth Now I'm afraid that Dees may not have the best grip on reality 
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Abner Cadaver II posted:He's gonna fit in juuust fine. Dees is nuts.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:be a slimy goblin? No, be a sleeper agent: 
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skaboomizzy posted:Kasich tried the PG version of this and look where that got him. That's what happens when you don't go whole hog. I'm talking, middle of debate, just throw your suit jacket on the floor and with a fury in the eyes, mussed up hair and spittle from the mouth, just berate Donald, the rest of the candidates, the moderators, the audience, and every American in their home for as long as possible with every swear that comes to mind. I think then, and only then, would Trump maybe be stumped.
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Montasque posted:No, be a sleeper agent: accusations of ted "proud owner of the book Was Marx a Satanist?" cruz being a secret cuban communist is just too good
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Thump! posted:That's what happens when you don't go whole hog. I'm talking, middle of debate, just throw your suit jacket on the floor and with a fury in the eyes, mussed up hair and spittle from the mouth, just berate Donald, the rest of the candidates, the moderators, the audience, and every American in their home for as long as possible with every swear that comes to mind. "look at this crybaby loser, thats not presidential, thats not even professional! what a baby"
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Trump may not be a genius debater but he's been good at letting the chaos come to him and therefore seeming moderate and in control for the last few debates. I'm sure he would love the chance to continue to look reasonable in the face of the barely coherent rage of the party.
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paranoid randroid posted:silence me if you must but you cant ignore the truth forever I was just kidding, I welcome all view points.
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Devor posted:The pattern on this wall is reflective of a Mechanically Stabilized Earth, or "MSE" wall, not the type of wall that would be used to create a free-standing wall at a border. are there any serious designs for The Wall yet???
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AllanGordon posted:are there any serious designs for The Wall yet??? Well, it is going to be huge, and classy, it has to be right, I mean they're probably gonna put Trumps name on it someday. Also, this is like his Magnum Opus so instead of a Presidential Library in the traditional sense, it should be built into the wall. Michael Corleone fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Dec 31, 2015 |
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Devor posted:
Now? Is there any way to break it to Bernie Sanders supporters that Bernie has no chance of beating Trump in some hypothetical parallel universe election, much less the current one we're all talking about?
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:Now? They're the new Paulites so no.
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:Now? Don't steal away a person's dream
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AllanGordon posted:are there any serious designs for The Wall yet??? all thats known so far is the budget: 1.261 trillion USD
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:all thats known so far is the budget: 1.261 trillion USD Don't worry, Mexico is going to pay for it.
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:from http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/31/upshot/donald-trumps-strongest-supporters-a-certain-kind-of-democrat.html "We can't stop here, Miguel. This is Trump country." Sheng-ji Yang posted:all thats known so far is the budget: 1.261 trillion USD I believe you mean Pesos. 
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Michael Corleone posted:Don't worry, Mexico is going to pay for it. And build it too most likely in this scenario Trump will be responsible for the Mexican New Deal that catapults them ahead of us for forthcoming generations until climate change wipes us all out
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Oh man, this guy.... my bad indeed http://abcnews.go.com/US/jeb-bush-confuses-chicago-cleveland-tamir-rice-case/story?id=36022183
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Abner Cadaver II posted:He's gonna fit in juuust fine. he's aware that the edward gibbon argument re:the fall of rome was that christianity was actually the source of the moral decline, and that the roman virtue consisted of secular liberal republican values, right?
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guys, Mexico isn't gonna build the wall to keep them out they're gonna build it to keep us in
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icantfindaname posted:he's aware that the edward gibbon argument re:the fall of rome was that christianity was actually the source of the moral decline, and that the roman virtue consisted of secular liberal republican values, right? i can almost guarantee that he is not, and also that he thinks a vomitorium is a place where people went to puke
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Montasque posted:If you want to beat Trump do whatever Ted Cruz is doing. Trump's father is no longer with us but if he was, Donald would have him going from church to church promising that his son would usher in the Rapture and the return of baby jesus just like Rafael is doing now.
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Montasque posted:This image is being posted all over the lefty-twittersphere: a) i've got to imagine that plastering trump's dumb face next to pictures of hot women he has paid to sleep with him isn't going to make him less popular with the people who are already emotionally attached to projecting their "if i was a rich person" fantasies onto him b) it's really confusing that elements of the left would somehow reach the conclusion that the best way to punish trump for making statements about bill's sexual indiscretion would be to spam twitter with pictures (that could be considered exploitative) of women that trump is associated with. even with the most generous interpretation of what they're doing, it's not like trump is spamming twitter with semi-nude photos of lewinski et al, so how is doing this an attack on trump in any way? i thought weird sexual repression of women was the providence of the republican party.
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