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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Chill la Chill posted:

Ugh don't remind me. I love the meme but inevitably KJA is gonna find it and write. :ohdear:

If they expand on him I hope they do a comic about it instead of a book. Seems like Marvel's got reasonably talented people on their stuff.

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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


The only medium where they would be successful at making EU TR8R material would be comic strips and the Internet community already has that covered.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

sinking belle posted:

tbh I'm more interested in seeing what he had in mind for 10/11/12

He didn't have anything specific in mind, I'm sure. I believe that Lucas may have had vague ideas for sequels, prequels, etc. early on, but the idea that he had detailed write-ups for future movies from early on is ridiculous.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Double Monocle posted:

Which character has a super tragic past involving sexual violence (ok i admit not that uncommon in GoT), is the most attractive women ever, is loved by everyone she meets, has special powers nobody else has, and whos only problems come from being too caring or too nice or too understanding. Shes also the chosen one, destined to be the perfect counter measure to the looming threat, even though she doesnt know it yet!
She gets bonus points for having modern day morals to make her look even perfecter.
Also shes author fap material.
Edit- oh forgot to add that every time she is in minor peril shes saved by dues

You still haven't narrowed it down. Star Wars is largely pulpy trash but GoT is grocery checkout line bodice ripper trash.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

wow are you trying to tell me that a rough draft was......rough?? i can't believe george lucas didn't manage to create an entire, fully-formed, sprawling mythological fantasy milieu which changed cinema history the very first time he set pen to paper. what a hack

anyway, who do you think wrote all the other drafts?

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Cnut the Great posted:

anyway, who do you think wrote all the other drafts?

His ex-wife Marcia Griffin, basically. She famously reworked many parts of the script that didn't work even deep into production.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Jurgan posted:

Lucas actually referred to Disney as "white slavers." The hell? The term "white slavery" is ridiculously offensive, because it implies that enslaving white people is really bad, whereas other types of slavery are just accepted.

White Slavery refers to the Sex Slave Trade

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Cnut the Great posted:

wow are you trying to tell me that a rough draft was......rough?? i can't believe george lucas didn't manage to create an entire, fully-formed, sprawling mythological fantasy milieu which changed cinema history the very first time he set pen to paper. what a hack

That would be fair, if he hadn't spent decades claiming he had the complete story for all six films worked out since 1977. Some people still believe he knew Darth Vader was Luke and Leia's father from the beginning.


Gutcruncher posted:

White Slavery refers to the Sex Slave Trade

Say what? Why do they call it "white," then?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


OneThousandMonkeys posted:

His ex-wife Marcia Griffin, basically. She famously reworked many parts of the script that didn't work even deep into production.

That and the fun story about how little time Lucas spent on the episode 1 script which was never improved iirc. So you can see what actually happens when his script makes it into film.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Jurgan posted:


Say what? Why do they call it "white," then?

Dunno, why's any word any word? While it can also refer to literally the slave trade of white folks, in context it seems far more likely that he's saying Disney is literally raping Star Wars.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Let me just be real clear: When you look at George Lucas, you are looking at a guy who wanted to make a 30's-40's serial/Kurosawa homage, often with exact shot sequences directly stolen from several other movies (much of R2-D2 and C3PO, and almost the entire trench run sequence, for example). Except he started with insane garbled crap that several other people had to work into a functional script. In the director's chair, he famously provided almost no coherent direction, spawning the catchphrase "Faster, more intense." While he had hit on something big with the idea of Star Wars, it was by necessity forged into something workable by his many associates.

When given total control under the demonstrably false pretense that he was the singular mastermind of Star Wars, he churned out three fantasy films that are so bad that they fail even on basic technical and storytelling aspects. The only reason they aren't treated in the same way, for example, as M. Night Shyalaman's Avatar abortion--which fails in similar ways and is treated with universal scorn--is because the one thing George Lucas was great at was getting really aggressive on branding. Star Wars is also revolutionary for being a movie-turned-business juggernaut, and ushered in a new era of film marketing. The reason you have a Big lovely EU, millions of metric tons of toys, and several video games per year (at least half of which are horrible) is all George. There is almost no company he won't do cross-promotion with.

He has become ever-more aloof and disconnected since becoming a billionaire. He started as a rebellious young filmmaker with ideas who revolutionized special effects and ushered in a new age in Hollywood filmmaking. He became Charles Foster Kane. He compares retirement and the sale of his IP to "white slavery," for god's sake.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Chill la Chill posted:

That and the fun story about how little time Lucas spent on the episode 1 script which was never improved iirc. So you can see what actually happens when his script makes it into film.

was episode 1 when he's looking at all the sketches and storyboards and goes man i really need to finish that script.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


It's furthermore ridiculous for Lucas to criticize them for making an homage movie of his homage movie.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i thought that they had lucas on board as like an advisor for this movie or something

so either hes backpedaling on his own work or 99% of his suggestions were shot down for being dumb

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Let me just be real clear: When you look at George Lucas, you are looking at a guy who wanted to make a 30's-40's serial/Kurosawa homage, often with exact shot sequences directly stolen from several other movies (much of R2-D2 and C3PO, and almost the entire trench run sequence, for example). Except he started with insane garbled crap that several other people had to work into a functional script. In the director's chair, he famously provided almost no coherent direction, spawning the catchphrase "Faster, more intense." While he had hit on something big with the idea of Star Wars, it was by necessity forged into something workable by his many associates.

When given total control under the demonstrably false pretense that he was the singular mastermind of Star Wars, he churned out three fantasy films that are so bad that they fail even on basic technical and storytelling aspects. The only reason they aren't treated in the same way, for example, as M. Night Shyalaman's Avatar abortion--which fails in similar ways and is treated with universal scorn--is because the one thing George Lucas was great at was getting really aggressive on branding. Star Wars is also revolutionary for being a movie-turned-business juggernaut, and ushered in a new era of film marketing. The reason you have a Big lovely EU, millions of metric tons of toys, and several video games per year (at least half of which are horrible) is all George. There is almost no company he won't do cross-promotion with.

He has become ever-more aloof and disconnected since becoming a billionaire. He started as a rebellious young filmmaker with ideas who revolutionized special effects and ushered in a new age in Hollywood filmmaking. He became Charles Foster Kane. He compares retirement and the sale of his IP to "white slavery," for god's sake.

Careful, CineD retards like Cnut the Great don't like it when you tell them the god's honest truth and not SMG's bullshit

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Let me just be real clear: When you look at George Lucas, you are looking at a guy who wanted to make a 30's-40's serial/Kurosawa homage, often with exact shot sequences directly stolen from several other movies (much of R2-D2 and C3PO, and almost the entire trench run sequence, for example). Except he started with insane garbled crap that several other people had to work into a functional script. In the director's chair, he famously provided almost no coherent direction, spawning the catchphrase "Faster, more intense." While he had hit on something big with the idea of Star Wars, it was by necessity forged into something workable by his many associates.

When given total control under the demonstrably false pretense that he was the singular mastermind of Star Wars, he churned out three fantasy films that are so bad that they fail even on basic technical and storytelling aspects. The only reason they aren't treated in the same way, for example, as M. Night Shyalaman's Avatar abortion--which fails in similar ways and is treated with universal scorn--is because the one thing George Lucas was great at was getting really aggressive on branding. Star Wars is also revolutionary for being a movie-turned-business juggernaut, and ushered in a new era of film marketing. The reason you have a Big lovely EU, millions of metric tons of toys, and several video games per year (at least half of which are horrible) is all George. There is almost no company he won't do cross-promotion with.

He has become ever-more aloof and disconnected since becoming a billionaire. He started as a rebellious young filmmaker with ideas who revolutionized special effects and ushered in a new age in Hollywood filmmaking. He became Charles Foster Kane. He compares retirement and the sale of his IP to "white slavery," for god's sake.

this. as someone who loves star wars enough to want to go to lucas ranch for make a wish and then went into the Vault.. your absolutely right. http://imgur.com/a/biNng i am the short ugly one. and its was in 2005.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


what a ripoff you got a make a wish and didn't die.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Groovelord Neato posted:

what a ripoff you got a make a wish and didn't die.

yeah :3

it was fun though we got to see his library and all kinds of other stuff. then we went to lucas arts and got tons of games and swag. i will dig up some more pictures.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
should have wished for an early screening of revenge of the sith and then died during the viewing for maximum comedy potential

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Fojar38 posted:

should have wished for an early screening of revenge of the sith and then died during the viewing for maximum comedy potential

funny/sad thing. I actually wanted to meet with George Lucas. this when i was still bright eyed and bushy tailed about the prequels. but apparently he didn't want too or something, so they offered this instead. looking back i am happier with this then meeting the gobler.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

upon further review , the Empire at War game on PC is cool too. It's not particularly deep or difficult, but it's neat to attack-move Vader and fuckin TIE Tanks into rebel scum

look at this poo poo, we may only fire forward lord vader

TheHoosier fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jan 1, 2016

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo

they read off wookipeida. i know most of it. :(

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
LOL

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35209648

George Lucas has apologised for remarks he made in an interview in which he referred to Disney as "white slavers".

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

oohhboy posted:

LOL

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35209648

George Lucas has apologised for remarks he made in an interview in which he referred to Disney as "white slavers".

of course he did, I am sure mickey and friends (a bunch of corporate lawyers) visited him and persuaded him to apologize.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


So just a couple weeks ago, the X wang game came out with a new tie carrier ship called the Gozanti. Looked it up and of course it actually already existed and we can now look forward to 50 more pages added to the wiki shortly.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gozanti-class_cruiser

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Cthulu Carl posted:

It did? Maybe I should try paying attention in stead of zoning out to pew-pews and... Whatever a good onomatopoeia for lightsabers is.

Yeah, had to look up the episodes to verify

http://areyoubadenough.blogspot.ca/2015/03/the-essential-clone-wars-episodes.html

quote:


1-19: Storm Over Ryloth
1-20: Innocents of Ryloth
1-21: Liberty on Ryloth
The final storyline of season one is a three-parter that kicks off Ahsoka's character development and hints at the quality to come in later seasons. Also: meet the father of one of the main characters of the current Rebels series.

It shows the Twi'leks as pretty much the same as humans but with tentacles on their heads and having a pretty competitive political system

Chill la Chill posted:

So just a couple weeks ago, the X wang game came out with a new tie carrier ship called the Gozanti. Looked it up and of course it actually already existed and we can now look forward to 50 more pages added to the wiki shortly.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gozanti-class_cruiser

It shows up a lot in the Rebels TV show, which is most likely why they're pimping it out

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I started watching that Clone Wars cartoon. The episode with JarJar is really bad. He comes across as genuinely mentally impaired. It's not just unfunny, it's sad.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

boom boom boom posted:

I started watching that Clone Wars cartoon. The episode with JarJar is really bad. He comes across as genuinely mentally impaired. It's not just unfunny, it's sad.

well arnt most people in congress.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

oohhboy posted:

LOL

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35209648

George Lucas has apologised for remarks he made in an interview in which he referred to Disney as "white slavers".

so is this more performance art according to cined, saying something incredible hateful and dumb and apologising for it

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Acne Rain posted:

so is this more performance art according to cined, saying something incredible hateful and dumb and apologising for it

Probably. It strikes me as George having regrets about a movie coming out without him, so he's flailing his arms and throwing poop to try to get attention.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Chill la Chill posted:

So just a couple weeks ago, the X wang game came out with a new tie carrier ship called the Gozanti. Looked it up and of course it actually already existed and we can now look forward to 50 more pages added to the wiki shortly.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gozanti-class_cruiser

Still love that FFG said "Hey there's no real corvette class for the empire, and we'd like to make an X-wang epic ship to sell for the game," so they literally invented a new one for the board game with LFL's approval. I like that it look like the baby of a TIE interceptor and a star destroyer (and still manages to be sorta cool.)

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Otisburg posted:

Still love that FFG said "Hey there's no real corvette class for the empire, and we'd like to make an X-wang epic ship to sell for the game," so they literally invented a new one for the board game with LFL's approval. I like that it look like the baby of a TIE interceptor and a star destroyer (and still manages to be sorta cool.)

The weird thing is that there were such ships already. Both the Carrack Cruiser and Lancer Frigate are close in size the rebel's corvette and have been in (EU) cannon forever. FFG obviously don't have any compunction drawing on EU ship designs for X-Wing so I'm guessing the real explanation is that they thought these ships looked goofy and though slapping TIE wings on a tiny star destroyer would be better.

Carrack Cruiser: Imperial General Patrol Craft

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Carrack-class_light_cruiser/Legends

Lancer Frigate: Imperial Anti-Fighter Platform

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lancer-class_frigate/Legends

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Yeah, I like the Raider better than either of those.



Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Chomp8645 posted:

The weird thing is that there were such ships already. Both the Carrack Cruiser and Lancer Frigate are close in size the rebel's corvette and have been in (EU) cannon forever. FFG obviously don't have any compunction drawing on EU ship designs for X-Wing so I'm guessing the real explanation is that they thought these ships looked goofy and though slapping TIE wings on a tiny star destroyer would be better.

Carrack Cruiser: Imperial General Patrol Craft

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Carrack-class_light_cruiser/Legends

Lancer Frigate: Imperial Anti-Fighter Platform

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lancer-class_frigate/Legends

They look like flying space dildos. Especially the Lancer.

Otisburg posted:

Yeah, I like the Raider better than either of those.

TIE-Star Destroyer hybrid is a lot better than flying space dildos.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm not contesting that the FFG ship probably looks better, just that the "there weren't any existing ships so we had to make our own!" idea is very false.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Chomp8645 posted:

I'm not contesting that the FFG ship probably looks better, just that the "there weren't any existing ships so we had to make our own!" idea is very false.

Yeah fair, I forgot some of the deep cuts from the TIE Fighter games. I think I was just remembering FFG's official reasoning, which I guess was a diplomatic mistruth to avoid saying "yeah there ARE imperial EU light cap ships, but they look like weird dildo tube garbage dirt so gently caress that."

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuL4fKoQ0UE

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Chomp8645 posted:

The weird thing is that there were such ships already. Both the Carrack Cruiser and Lancer Frigate are close in size the rebel's corvette and have been in (EU) cannon forever. FFG obviously don't have any compunction drawing on EU ship designs for X-Wing so I'm guessing the real explanation is that they thought these ships looked goofy and though slapping TIE wings on a tiny star destroyer would be better.

Carrack Cruiser: Imperial General Patrol Craft

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Carrack-class_light_cruiser/Legends

Lancer Frigate: Imperial Anti-Fighter Platform

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lancer-class_frigate/Legends

I can see why they didn't go with those

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



boom boom boom posted:

I can see why they didn't go with those

How would you even resupply a ship like that with food, oxygen, and other consumables?

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sleepy.eyes
Sep 14, 2007

Like a pig in a chute.
I read the Star Wars Saga Edition ship book, and that doofy ring ship that Obi Wan had in episode 2 had all of the survival supplies in the ring. That you couldn't land on a planet with. The only time you would ever need them you wouldn't even have access to them.

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