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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I also don' t thin k I can end this CHinese dance party above my apwartment withouth being a dick, so I'm just gonna be okay with it and got to bed really buzzed.

Happy loving new year, y'all!

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bij
Feb 24, 2007

sierra nevada torpedo is ambrosia pissed out by god himself

this chick is super popular on tumblr. cute af but all the gifs she posts look loving goofy. i guess to encourage dropping hard earned cash on her winged eyeliner smut




:nws:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/cbc4713c4e89f33d7414f31e68fd5dfb/tumblr_o09d0oRcK01r5kv0wo1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/fccdc21a82c3802ed8255a32f8fcbf46/tumblr_njot6vQEWL1r5kv0wo3_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/8b331e54a51bf6d8830e8af65c99d4bb/tumblr_nina0iysXo1r5kv0wo1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/981c02f05b51dfe99352c35cc73543a2/tumblr_naii6o1S7h1qzoyhko4_1280.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/efc1b8a710169da4a89c09e05d017136/tumblr_n9p6ftxPUf1qzoyhko4_1280.jpg
:nws:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
hell yeah


I know it's the new year and all but can't you guys post normal women like the above example

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


oh hey cutting scars on her legs what a surprise

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

oh hey cutting scars on her legs what a surprise

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism

Chicks with crazy hair colors are a thing I avoid at all costs anymore

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

oh hey cutting scars on her legs what a surprise

the anime figures in the first couple photos are a dead giveaway

also the zelda tattoo

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

100% chance they do anal tho

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

100% chance they do anal tho

never understood the appeal

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

at the date posted:

never understood the appeal

It's warm, tight, and more degrading to women.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

no

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

at the date posted:

never understood the appeal tried

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I think she's hot. vOv

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Would

also there are a bunch of liars in here.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

ElMaligno posted:

Would

also there are a bunch of liars in here.

just because i would doesn't make her attractive.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
A billboard for a new dating site in SLC is getting some attention. And if there's one thing that's hard to find in Utah, it's white people.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

If you're single in Utah, I've got fourteen words for you.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Godholio posted:

A billboard for a new dating site in SLC is getting some attention. And if there's one thing that's hard to find in Utah, it's white people.

:lol:

new assignment location is lookin' pretty good

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

If you're single in Utah, I've got fourteen words for you.

This deserves way more love

like 88 more

bij
Feb 24, 2007

MoHoWa will be waged from the LDS moonbase on the dark side of Kolob.

the trick to cutties with aposematic hair and tattoos is to catch em after someone else has put in the time to get their antidepressants, birth control, and xanax habit into homeostasis

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
hit it and quit it

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Potential BFF posted:

MoHoWa will be waged from the LDS moonbase on the dark side of Kolob.

the trick to cutties with aposematic hair and tattoos is to catch em after someone else has put in the time to get their antidepressants, birth control, and xanax habit into homeostasis

So wait til they've married an E-2. Got it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

If you're single in Utah, I've got fourteen words for you.

Booblord Zagats posted:

This deserves way more love

like 88 more

:golfclap::

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

You've really taken to San Francisco.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

You've really taken to San Francisco.

I'm not nearly that thin or young. But being bitter and well paid makes me much more satisfied.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

dont post pics from my modelmayhem page without my permission tia

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
One stripper at babydolls tonight in ft worth had long red hair, amazing tits, incredible rear end, and she would stick her finger one knuckle deep in her rear end when you tip her a buck.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Buttplay is gross, dumb, and overrated

*tried just the tip anal once when 19*

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Buttplay is gross, dumb, and overrated

*tried just the tip anal once when 19*

you shouldve told him to be gentler

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you shouldve told him to be gentler

noice

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
i would definitely rather do anal than touch feet.

feet are loving gross.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009
Can someone explain the 14 words joke to me I don't know enough mormon stuff I guess? Everybody seems to think it's a solid joke.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

"14 words", 14/88 and 88 are code phrases used by white supremacists.

"14 words" refers to some creed that is 14 words long, 88 means "heil hitler"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

TheQuietWilds posted:

Can someone explain the 14 words joke to me I don't know enough mormon stuff I guess? Everybody seems to think it's a solid joke.

14 words: We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

88 refers to the 8th letter in the alphabet, H. 88 = HH = Heil Hitler

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Its something about Neonazis or some poo poo. 14 words in their pledge of allegiance to Adolf Hitler's ashes or whatever the gently caress.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


excuse you

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

14 words: We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

88 refers to the 8th letter in the alphabet, H. 88 = HH = Heil Hitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc2OCReTpgM

\o

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FolGtrVuiL4

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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

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