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gohuskies posted:Here's a child carrying a flamethrower. Caption is "John: 'Granddad's here, he said he's made sure we've got something to light the campfire with properly this time.'" Not sure what this has to do with executing scoobydoo scum though. Pure wish fulfillment. IRL he's a retired old duffer (who probably got kicked out of the local diving club). Imagine his grandchildren. If they are old enough to play AAA video games they aren't going to be impressed by granddad's crude poser models anymore. They probably don't respect his racist fascist political views either. In fact, these days they probably spend most of their time glued to their phones any time they are forced to spend time with the relatives. In his alternate reality Granddad is a member of the prestigious and godlike SEA PATROL. Does that kid have a smartphone? No! He's enjoying being out in the sun doing wholesome activities with his whole family. And the coolest granddad ever is going to let him use a flamethrower to light campfire.
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Angela Christine posted:I think that might be the vigilante interim period before the glorious SEA PATROL became official. Remember one of the early stories was about some dockyard tough guys burning out a gypsy and tinker camp near the docks. Apparently the UK nearly fell to anarchy before taking the road to fascism. Yeah but those vigilante dudes wouldn't have the plane backpacks, those are strictly SEA PATROL gear in universe. And besides, those dockyard tough guys would all be wearing boots still the way he fetishizes hobnailed boots.
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gently caress, clicked wrong button. nothing to see yet
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I felt bad about calling it "Shore Duty" with no shore, quick update(hah, this took forever to build because I broke poo poo): https://e6c204d3a4f69aea154b1f71965715ee3c2271bf-www.googledrive.com/host/0B5_oWfqeZG8rVEExT0NXZ2NaSU0/Shore_Duty.html (shift reload the page if you don't see the beach) If you fall down, you might not be able to get up though. That's the evil danger of sand. I'll update and edit post if I figure out a fix(spent a ton of time trying to get this build for you guys). There's a failed gravity experiment, trying to get the recreational diver sucked up into the turret too. No more of this tonight. Tomorrow I kind of want to play with the plane/helicopter dudes.
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gohuskies posted:
the fire wood is probably a scoobydoo.
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Someone please make a SEA PATROL facebook page or something and make this the cover because wow. I was first linked to SA a decade ago because of some crazyweird fic thing. I am glad to see this thread. It even beats roller coasters having sex.
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SteveVizsla posted:Someone please make a SEA PATROL facebook page or something and make this the cover because wow.  Added rivets, fixed sign text (sans serif), fixed oblique sign, uploaded full res
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 I like that, for some reason, all of them have to fire their guns at one guy who isn't moving around at all instead of just killing one guy each and getting it over in one round.
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Tashan Dorrsett posted:you can download all his 3d models, featuring favorites like man in diving suit, man in skintight suit, and APS Russian underwater rifle http://www.buckrogers.demon.co.uk/3d/3d.htm give me ideas for the reboot of SEA PATROL please I'm going to do it with these Putty fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Jan 1, 2016 |
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Gridlocked posted:I'm confused does he like the fascism or does he hate it? Y'know how some film directors are all "Militarism is BAD, but military tech is really fuckin' cool, check this poo poo out!", yeah? Same but with murderin' scoobydoos.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Murderin' scoobydoos. Hell yeah
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Glad to know that these brave divers have access to 4 different flamethrowers.
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SEA PATROL: SHORE DUTY....another successful goon project!
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Putty posted:give me ideas for the reboot of SEA PATROL please I'm going to do it with these Get a bunch on tricycles chasing Captain America with bugout eyes
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Is it sexual? Is there something wrong with having an strange fixation on boots and men with flamethrowers destroying those without them? And then describing it all it detail again and again? And it's all in the ocean? No, says SEA PATROL. And then stabs you with a spear and sets you on fire and feeds your remains to a huge mechanical duck.
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I.C. posted:Is it sexual? Is there something wrong with having an strange fixation on boots and men with flamethrowers destroying those without them? And then describing it all it detail again and again? And it's all in the ocean? drat that's hot
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Putty posted:give me ideas for the reboot of SEA PATROL please I'm going to do it with these Turn-based asymmetric strategy game pitting SEA PATROL against Scoobydoos. The Scoobs have sheer force of numbers on their side, and get points for simply enjoying recreational diving (surviving a turn), getting illegal seafood, and salvaging from wrecks (which may actually give them guns!). SEA PATROL on the other hand, has its hobnailed seaboots, boiler suits, and guns.
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Angela Christine posted:Pure wish fulfillment. wait, enjoying something? that sounds like recreation, and grandpa obviously aint cool with it.
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I.C. posted:Is it sexual? I'm pretty sure it is. It probably started as a revenge fantasy, when Applebottom got kicked out of that club. But then he started to enjoy it. Now he feels shame, because he wants to be normal, but it's the only thing that can give him sexual release, so I suspect he has very ambivalent feelings towards SEA PATROL. If you can't diagnose psychiatric disorders on the Internet, where can you? 
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i appreciate and salute your service, sea patrol
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 More is revealed : Anthony Appleyard posted at 3:19PM Fri, 18 June 2010 "We've lurked about here a week already in these long-trip versions of our usual spacesuits: here they are at last, in a fancy lit-up spaceship, think we can't reach them - now they'll find we can - Z & K Asteroid Mining Company don't tolerate these unauthorized "independents" - wait, wait, till they're all well out in the open - FIRE!" "Now forward and clean up inside!" The device attached to them behind their hips is a sewage collector (WIP) :: the less "sign" they leave, the better, when they must be undetected. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SPACE PATROL with turd collecting space suits
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Plumps posted:
holy gently caress, SPACE PATROL are just a bunch of sellswords for a massive mining company. they are sent to kill any small time competitors.
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Space is for serious and authorised matters, and only for use by manly salt-of-the-asteroids types. Recreational space yachts will no longer be tolerated (Recommended soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwY28rpyKDE)
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What janky-rear end 3d program is he using to make all these delightful images? It kinda looks the same one that goons used to make Captain America.
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spud posted:What janky-rear end 3d program is he using to make all these delightful images? It kinda looks the same one that goons used to make Captain America. yep, it's the same, Poser
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We're through the looking glass here, people.
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 Anthony Appleyard posted:Peter: "Look what I got for my birthday! All parts working, remote control, and it's cleaned up those leaves that someone trod in with him."
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Sorry Janet, Suzie showed a bit too much interest in recreational diving, you can find what's left of her traitorous doll corpse in the tiny
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hackbunny posted:yep, it's the same, Poser Aha! Yes that rings a bell.....now can someone make some Captain America-esque gifs using it, but with Sea Patrol characters/a goose/those 2 kids?
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spud posted:Aha! Yes that rings a bell.....now can someone make some Captain America-esque gifs using it, but with Sea Patrol characters/a goose/those 2 kids? last time i cared enough to check Poser had a pretty good free trial and it's designed to be super easy to use so people like this guy or Wendy "Viral Vacuum" Vanity can make their insane masterpieces.
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Finally, something we can use to get redditors on board.
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Iron Pill's from 4chan you dumbass.
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It's been a long time since I have been crying with laughter at such outlandish nonsense.Obsurveyor posted:I felt bad about calling it "Shore Duty" with no shore, quick update(hah, this took forever to build because I broke poo poo): Simply magic, thank you for that. I can only imagine Appleyard was rejected from doing national service back in the 50/60s and as a perverse consequence developed a fetish for hobnail boots ('Ammo' boots usually made of compressed carboardlike shite that melts in rain and typically only exist as multiple layers of polish anyway) and pick helves hefted by the poor bastards sent out on stag, and somewhere along the way developed a pathological hatred of recreational diving, someone probably laughed at him for putting on a wrong coloured cylinder is my guess.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:SEA PATROL does not have time for frivolous drugs of any sort Yeah! It's called "recreational" drug use for a reason!
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