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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Imagine what his set would be like if he/she were a comedian

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Runcible Cat posted:

We Hunted The Mammoth is a non-horrible place with a RoK tag and the finest in MRA schadenfreude for your reading pleasure: http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/category/return-of-kings/

This is a good link. Horrifying, but good.

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

Oh, look, carrot top's an rear end in a top hat.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Malachi Constant posted:

Oh, look, carrot top's an rear end in a top hat.

I think you misread public opinion on this woman

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Malachi Constant posted:

Oh, look, carrot top's an rear end in a top hat.

It... seems like a pretty harmless joke to me?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

You know your life's in the shitter when some ugly mofo like Carrot Top can dump on you.

JamesieAB
Nov 5, 2005
More Daily Mail Affluenza teen

quote:

The mother of 'affluenza' teenager Ethan Couch has been deported to the United States - as cleaners at a luxury resort the pair stayed at claimed they were carrying a gun.

JamesieAB has a new favorite as of 05:26 on Jan 1, 2016

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Edit: nevermind, gonna start a derail

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Runcible Cat posted:

We Hunted The Mammoth is a non-horrible place with a RoK tag and the finest in MRA schadenfreude for your reading pleasure: http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/category/return-of-kings/

That led me to this Reddit post asking women about their first experiences getting creeped on. Let's see what the top voted post is after all these months.

https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3249ff/women_of_reddit_when_did_you_first_notice_that/

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Malachi Constant posted:

Oh, look, carrot top's an rear end in a top hat.

gently caress you, dude, everyone was gonna make that joke to make fun of the two of them anyway, Carrot Top made it first so people don't try to piss him off with it.

Now if he'd made a Rocky Dennis/mask remake joke, that'd be lovely.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Malachi Constant posted:

Oh, look, carrot top's an rear end in a top hat.

You're a moron, this chick helped her murdering son flee the country.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Happy New Year everyone!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Carrot Top is actually ok.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

KoRMaK posted:

Carrot Top is actually ok.

Gallagher's a jackass, though.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Arrath posted:

That led me to this Reddit post asking women about their first experiences getting creeped on. Let's see what the top voted post is after all these months.

https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3249ff/women_of_reddit_when_did_you_first_notice_that/

That thread is not good times, crikey.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
http://i.imgur.com/tJ41cOZ.webm

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Phyzzle posted:

Why you shouldn't get a chiropractic adjustment in Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKhnnrBrRZw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGJQeTflmS8

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

If you had the chance to change yer fate, would ye?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

*stares down at clipboard*
*slowly checks box next to "overheats with prolonged use"*
okay... lets ship this puppy

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


This dude has a lot of worshipers today.

gently caress, wrong thread. Eh, still kinda fits.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 16:09 on Jan 1, 2016

grand_danois
Jan 9, 2005
not a dog irl
It's all in the headline: Florida woman fatally shoots ‘intruder’ who turns out to be her daughter.

Sigh.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Is that a gas can in his hand?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Choco1980 posted:

Is that a gas can in his hand?

Paper shopping bag.
I'd like to believe he's driving it home from the store.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

There's no freude to be found here.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Henchman of Santa posted:

There's no freude to be found here.

I disagree, plenty of Freud to be found here.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Henchman of Santa posted:

There's no freude to be found here.

Wakes and sees dark shape coming toward her that doesn't say anything. Husband had worked as an undercover officer. Freaking out and reacting to this as if the intruder is of nefarious intent is plausible.

It's an understandable tragedy.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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flosofl posted:

It's an understandable tragedy.

Yes shooting people in the dark is so very understandable.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Can we not do this loving argument again?

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

flosofl posted:

Wakes and sees dark shape coming toward her that doesn't say anything. Husband had worked as an undercover officer. Freaking out and reacting to this as if the intruder is of nefarious intent is plausible.

It's an understandable tragedy.

Too bad they were not responsible enough to inform their daughter that walking quietly around in the dark is a death sentence in their home.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Atticus_1354 posted:

Yes shooting people in the dark is so very understandable.


Anosmoman posted:

Too bad they were not responsible enough to inform their daughter that walking quietly around in the dark is a death sentence in their home.

THIS is the schadenfreude that comes from that article.

(Please, for the love of god, don't have another gun control derail. Go to D&D, no one gives a gently caress here)

xjohnson
Sep 7, 2006
Johnson?
Young Orc
Hey cool let's not talk about guns!

Content:

We took the picture of #TheDress!

:qq:

Where's our internet money?


http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-35073088 posted:

Within just hours of the Buzzfeed story appearing, Bleasdale's photo had spread around the world, and got scientists and philosophers talking. But for the couple themselves there's a melancholy side to the memory.

"Well, we were completely left out from the story," said Paul Jinks. "It all happened so fast," adds Cecilia Bleasdale, "we had no control."

The couple have now hired a solicitor and are considering taking legal action to protect their copyright in the picture.

"You saw all the companies using the blue and black and white and gold to sell their products and nobody wanted to miss out," she recalls. Paul puts it more bluntly: "Basically they've taken our property and profited off it without even giving us a credit, a thank you, nothing."

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Their copyright interest is legit, but "what do you see in this picture?" is one of the fairest uses I can imagine.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

xjohnson posted:

Hey cool let's not talk about guns!


Flashlights are funny though.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Lurking Haro posted:

Paper shopping bag.
I'd like to believe he's driving it home from the store.

These Hoverboards are kind of like Martin Schkreli, in that just when you think the story can't get any dumber/freudier, something else happens. Truly a gift to this thread.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

It's the more efficient darwin award method.

NeurosisHead
Jul 22, 2007

NONONONONONONONONO

monolithburger posted:

I disagree, plenty of Freud to be found here.

This didn't get enough love.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Lurking Haro posted:

Paper shopping bag.
I'd like to believe he's driving it home from the store.

I'm betting this is a lot of the reason why they're catching fire. Designed as a toy to just fart around in your house, driving to the store and back is putting a huge sustained draw on those batteries/motors and they're really not up to the task.

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