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blastron: Dec 11, 2007; Don't doodle on it!

Shoehead posted:

That's short for "hurtle" right?

# ? Dec 3, 2015 18:35

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:53

Shalinor: Jun 10, 2002; _{Can I buy you a rootbeer?}

Shoehead posted:

As Designed. Enemy runs away when you attempt to hurt it. Emergent AI located.

# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:45

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:58

dupersaurus: Aug 1, 2012; Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

lord funk posted:

Not paying attention to which thread I loaded up, thought this was something posted in Creative Convention

# ? Dec 11, 2015 22:25

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

lord funk posted:

This looks like it could be cover art for an IDM album.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 22:26

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

lord funk posted:

Do you have signed prints?

# ? Dec 12, 2015 04:41

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

lord funk posted:

art deco and postmodern architecture had a baby

# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:11

Nude: Nov 16, 2014; I have no idea what I'm doing.

lord funk posted:

Any reason for the 36 HELLO?

# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:54

pokeyman: Nov 26, 2006; That elephant ate my entire platoon.

lord funk posted:

I have no loving clue what you were aiming for but this is wonderful.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 07:05

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

Nude posted:

Any reason for the 36 HELLO?

Just dropped in some slug text which will eventually give some basic interaction instructions. We're showing off our Metal work by displaying some 3D models of my student.

pokeyman posted:

I have no loving clue what you were aiming for but this is wonderful.

To be honest, the final product out of all of this will look surprisingly similar if all goes well.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 16:39

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

lord funk posted:

Just dropped in some slug text which will eventually give some basic interaction instructions. We're showing off our Metal work by displaying some 3D models of my student.

Oh dear I hope your student looks more human irl

# ? Dec 12, 2015 20:14

DeathBySpoon: Dec 17, 2007; I got myself a paper clip!

Fun with shaders!

E:

DeathBySpoon fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Dec 13, 2015

# ? Dec 13, 2015 14:08

Internet Janitor: May 17, 2008; "That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

You should keep those as a poisoned/confused/blinded status effect.

# ? Dec 13, 2015 15:59

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Internet Janitor posted:

You should keep those as a poisoned/confused/blinded status effect.

Or the background when a menu is up. Or "U R DED" vision. Or the background on the main menu. The effect is too cool to not preserve.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:49

Mercury_Storm: Jun 12, 2003; *chomp chomp chomp*

I was just programming aggression on monsters, so they'll attack whoever is the highest on their list based on damage done and other stuff. Also there's an ability that deflects projectiles back to their source and I used that on an enemy, so of course it gets pissed off at itself and starts trying to shoot itself right in the face. :classiclol:

# ? Dec 24, 2015 12:48

Internet Janitor: May 17, 2008; "That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

So you're saying you taught your AIs how to feel embarrassment?

# ? Dec 24, 2015 16:35

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Mercury_Storm posted:

I was just programming aggression on monsters, so they'll attack whoever is the highest on their list based on damage done and other stuff. Also there's an ability that deflects projectiles back to their source and I used that on an enemy, so of course it gets pissed off at itself and starts trying to shoot itself right in the face.

That's pretty funny. I assume your fix will be to have the reflection ability update the source of the projectiles it reflects?

# ? Dec 24, 2015 18:04

Mercury_Storm: Jun 12, 2003; *chomp chomp chomp*

I just made it so that monsters can't gain aggression on their own self. It might be funny if a reflected projectile causes monsters to fight each other though!

# ? Dec 24, 2015 20:20

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Hey, it worked for Doom, and precious few games think to do it now.

Edit: I know that was just stray fire, but same basic thing.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 22:57

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

I forgot to post this when it happened, so I'm not sure why it broke anymore. :sweatdrop:

# ? Jan 1, 2016 12:05

KRILLIN IN THE NAME: Mar 25, 2006; goku i won't do what u tell me

Most of these are old and I've probably posted them elsewhere on here

abandoned endless runner I haven't touched in ages

Forgot to do some gravity

Attempting screenshake

forgetting to reset animations

another abandoned mobile game

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad
these are :nsfw: I guess

spawn issues

attempting a skyrim-style zoom

point and click adventure game bug

# ? Jan 1, 2016 13:28

dupersaurus: Aug 1, 2012; Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

point and click adventure game bug

That's the sequel, Get Drunk With Your Dad Simulator 2035

# ? Jan 1, 2016 15:50

Shalinor: Jun 10, 2002; _{Can I buy you a rootbeer?}

KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

point and click adventure game bug

Look, when you're a dad, everything is a urinal. That's how it works, right? How is this a bug?

... and I love that your "brand" is dads with pixellated dicks and no pants. That's a hell of an IP. I look forward to the sell event in a decade. "EA gets grabby (for profits), buys Shower With Your Dad for undisclosed sum, citing the untapped potential of showering with dads for the wider market."

Shalinor fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jan 1, 2016

# ? Jan 1, 2016 16:26

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

I can't believe you abandoned Droppy Bird.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 17:42

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

point and click adventure game bug

When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like nails

# ? Jan 1, 2016 17:47

Pizzatime: Apr 1, 2011

from: http://pizzamakesgames.itch.io/the-evil-warlock-tower

# ? Jan 3, 2016 03:10

Shalinor: Jun 10, 2002; _{Can I buy you a rootbeer?}

Pizzatime posted:

from: http://pizzamakesgames.itch.io/the-evil-warlock-tower

This would honestly make for a kind of cool spell effect for "Bless."

# ? Jan 3, 2016 18:22

sturgeon general: Jun 27, 2005; Smells like sushi.

This is what happens when you forget to apply component space transforms to a moment arm:

My aircraft simulation was working fine if it was aligned to the forward X-axis, but any change would cause it to spin out of control. I was drawing debug lines for the flight path and aircraft orientation.

# ? Jan 4, 2016 14:35

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

edad posted:

This is what happens when you forget to apply component space transforms to a moment arm:

My aircraft simulation was working fine if it was aligned to the forward X-axis, but any change would cause it to spin out of control. I was drawing debug lines for the flight path and aircraft orientation.

oh hey, where'd you get these videos of me trying to fly my $15 drone??

# ? Jan 15, 2016 01:58

KRILLIN IN THE NAME: Mar 25, 2006; goku i won't do what u tell me

That is not how you cast a line

# ? Jan 19, 2016 23:40

Internet Janitor: May 17, 2008; "That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

That is how you be excellent to the ocean, and party on, dudes!

# ? Jan 20, 2016 00:10

Shalinor: Jun 10, 2002; _{Can I buy you a rootbeer?}

KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

That is not how you cast a line

Could always make it an easter egg. Also, the audio/gif sync remarkably well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-N1yJyrQRY

# ? Jan 20, 2016 00:37

The Cheshire Cat: Jun 10, 2008; Fun Shoe

KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

That is not how you cast a line

He's just giving it a big wind up for a really LONG cast.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 01:10

ZombieApostate: Mar 13, 2011; Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

Shenmue remake coming along...

https://a.pomf.cat/gxhxlv.webm

I think I'm pushing the puck underneath the other player's collision cylinder and they're sticking to it, so I can carry them around until I run into something that pushes them off.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 06:55

Mercury_Storm: Jun 12, 2003; *chomp chomp chomp*

Blue Man 1 to Blue Man 2: "On the day of the incident did you see a car dr------"

"No."

"I see."

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:02

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

I should not be allowed to program

# ? Jan 21, 2016 11:00

KRILLIN IN THE NAME: Mar 25, 2006; goku i won't do what u tell me

Shoehead posted:

I should not be allowed to program

let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor

I made a little game for screensaver jam over the weekend, and today I started tweaking a couple things because I found myself playing it a fair bit.

Here's the finished/intended result of me making a powerup slightly more powerful;

And here's what happens when you don't properly delete the object that spawns bullets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keXExLMBaEE

# ? Jan 26, 2016 07:56

tehsid: Dec 24, 2007; Nobility is sadly overrated.

After almost a year away from gamedev, I've been trying to understand networking again, and although Unity 5 makes it a little easier, I'm still making silly mistakes. Not that I didn't find it hilarious.