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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Got this update on my phone. I didn't know where to post it but it made me laugh, so



Seems like the Cam haters are reaching a bit

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
See now, you'd think that Mein Kampf wouldn't be trending ever...

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chilichimp posted:

See now, you'd think that Mein Kampf wouldn't be trending ever...

It's about to come off copyright so I can finally release my edition of Mein Kampfy Chair which is just the text of Mein Kampf with pictures of cats on alternating pages.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Kalli posted:

It's about to come off copyright so I can finally release my edition of Mein Kampfy Chair which is just the text of Mein Kampf with pictures of cats on alternating pages.

Huh, wonder who hold the copyright to Mein Kampf

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Patrick Spens posted:

Huh, wonder who hold the copyright to Mein Kampf

The state of Bavaria

Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

Ross Angeles posted:

The state of Bavaria

Their flag is as checkered as their history with the Nazis

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

The state of Bavaria

With tongs, held away at arms reach.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Happy new years, Farters, may your new farts be glorious

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chip-kelly-gets-fired/

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
This one likely needs a backstory for non-Bengals fans. They drafted a Left tackle, Jake Fisher, in the second this year out of Oregon. Whit and Smith are the starters so they've been having him play as a blocking TE. Hue Jackson, our playcaller, managed to get him open in space early in the season and he got 30 yards after the catch. Great, right? Well, since then Hue has had the quarterback target Jake in the endzone nearly every time he's played a game. On Monday our fullback got hurt and guess who Hue Jackson picked to replace him. H-backs can't wear numbers in the 70s, though...

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
*golf clap* ripping good riff!

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Oh hue. :allears: i love that man.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Happy New Year, everyone!

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Happy 2016, may all our teams get hosed because life is pain

Week 16 cartoons!
http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-cartoons-for-week-16/

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Love the RG3 Hobo, that needs to be a recurring comic this offseason till he lands on a team. You could also have a comic where Kirk and the team do the ole shtick where they wave for him to jump in the bandwagon to the playoffs, only to gas it forward a few feet each time he gets close.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
RG Hobo is amazing and I, too, pray that he becomes a recurring character.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Happy 2016, may all our teams get hosed because life is pain

Week 16 cartoons!
http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-cartoons-for-week-16/

God drat, that's a sweet Jets Av

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
I need Aaron Donald eating Russell Wilson as an avatar, stat

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Febreeze posted:

Happy 2016, may all our teams get hosed because life is pain

Week 16 cartoons!
http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-cartoons-for-week-16/

If you wind up doing Bridgewater inflicting a blood eagle on Rodgers (how I interpret a Viking fatality) I'm getting that as an avatar as soon as my cackling subsides. If the Vikings lose there'll be a lot more weeping involved, but that's to be expected.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I need a new Falcons-themed Av, but... Matt Ryan is indistinguishable from some white Cards player. There's nothing Ryan about him.

Need a Snatterbox Av.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Julio.

Or Dimitroff sipping his late and biking to a 7-9 record.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

JRizzle posted:

I need Aaron Donald eating Russell Wilson as an avatar, stat

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting posted:

Julio.

Or Dimitroff sipping his late and biking to a 7-9 record.

How about Dimitroff building a house of cards from his Fleer collection comprised entirely of his draft picks.

Too elaborate?

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
I guess this is fart? The Canadiens goalie had a Bill Belichick/Tom Brady helmet.

https://twitter.com/ScottIsaacs/status/682321079445106688

And Belichick decided to do a bit of ice skating.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I need a custom title to go with this av:



Any suggestions?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I need a custom title to go with this av:



Any suggestions?

"Pretty cool coat, isn't it? Want me to turn so you can see the back?"

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I called an audible. I was watching Cromartie at the time, and it just makes so much sense.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Welp, looks to be a pretty safe bet that Russell Wilson’s recovery water fatality is going to be happening...

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I'm debating between doing a series of 1977 Star Wars cards featuring the Viking players who've had a good year and "NFL teams run by rock bands"



or

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
#2, all the way.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

:rock:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


#2 #2 #2 #2 #2

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Do #2, make an Andrew WK one. A white helmet, white facemask with a spray of blood from the nose, and red chinstrap. The logo is just the word PARTY in sequins.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jan 4, 2016

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

whypick1 posted:

#2, all the way.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Whatever team moves to LA needs to make that their helmet and I'd root for them instantly and forever.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Rock bands.

Can't wait to see the Def Leppard helmet, hoping involves some dude with one arm

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

JT Jag posted:

NFL Logos As Rivals.com Puns

Tampon Gay Fuckin' Queers is about the worst I've heard.


Get to it, Febreeze.


e: poo poo that was like 3 pages ago

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Fenrir posted:

Rock bands.

Can't wait to see the Def Leppard helmet, hoping involves some dude with one arm

Giants, with JPP on drums.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Silly Burrito posted:

Giants, with JPP on drums.

yep

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Silly Burrito posted:

Giants, with JPP on drums.

I don't know if you can justify Def Leppard being anything but the Jags.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I called an audible. I was watching Cromartie at the time, and it just makes so much sense.

Chrome-artie? Nice.

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