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I thought it was interesting in that Charlie Roes interview with Lucas that he off-handedly mentions they copy-pasted the ending of Jedi on the end of a New Hope because it didn't have a satisfying climax. You'd think they would've rewritten the Jedi finale in the six years between films...
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What happened to Lando? Did he die between the events of Episodes VI and VII?
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Young Freud posted:TIE-Star Destroyer hybrid is a lot better than flying space dildos.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:What happened to Lando? Did he die between the events of Episodes VI and VII? They have to save some cameos for the next one
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Jan 1, 2016 22:20
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there are people unironically excited for it to turn out he's Finn's father, and those people are garbage people
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Jan 1, 2016 22:24
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Otisburg posted:there are people unironically excited for it to turn out he's Finn's father, and those people are garbage people That's ridiculous. Finn's dad is Ice Cream Maker Guy 
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Jan 1, 2016 22:27
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Lol, I just found out the weird alien X-Wing pilot was named Ello Asty, because JJ Abram demands that every movie he directs feature at least one Beastie Boys reference
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Jan 1, 2016 22:30
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Lord of Pie posted:That's ridiculous. I bet he has an entire book series dedicated to him. EDIT: Goddammit Wookieepedia. 
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Jan 1, 2016 22:32
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I used to threaten my brothers about getting the ice cream maker guy as a present if they were bad but apparently he's worth big bux now and I wish I had gotten him.
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Jan 1, 2016 22:40
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:I bet he has an entire book series dedicated to him. Leave this thread before its too late. Much anger i sense in you.
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Jan 1, 2016 22:45
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:What happened to Lando? Did he die between the events of Episodes VI and VII? One of Rey's visions is her in the halls of Cloud City so look for him in the next movie probably.
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Jan 1, 2016 23:11
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lando yes but cloud city no that's a little too into darkness for me
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Jan 1, 2016 23:13
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Episode 8: The Search for Dad All three black guys from the OT (Lando, Ice Cream Guy, and the black X-Wing pilot who miraculously survived his fighter's explosion) confess to doing the nasty with Finn's mom (played by Whoopi Goldberg). Which one is the father????
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i wonder if there's a single character appearing in the original trilogy that doesn't have a wookiepedia article.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i wonder if there's a single character appearing in the original trilogy that doesn't have a wookiepedia article.
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What's the story behind the pig men acting as guards in Jabba's palace? Any of them save the galaxy once?
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Jan 1, 2016 23:42
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Chomp8645 posted:What's the story behind the pig men acting as guards in Jabba's palace? no, basicaly jabba forced them into a life time servitude. Jabba said he was a top fighter and that he could take all of them. his only rule was that they had to be blindfolded. so his goons kick the poo poo out of them and because gamorians are retarded, the pledged loyalty to him also everyones favorite "critic" reviewed the new star wars. spoilers she thought it was too violent and simplistic good and evil is a worrying conservative trope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4mA_rIeBAQ Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jan 1, 2016 |
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Jan 1, 2016 23:49
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Chomp8645 posted:Episode 8: The Search for Dad I'm down for Mamma Mia! in Star Wars.
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whats the in universe explanation for why all gamorreans are retards
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Fojar38 posted:whats the in universe explanation for why all gamorreans are retards well you already have an asian alien and a jew alien so you need a retard alien. 
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Jan 1, 2016 23:54
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Fojar38 posted:whats the in universe explanation for why all gamorreans are retards Why wouldn't some alien species be smarter or dumber than others?
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Jan 1, 2016 23:59
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Chomp8645 posted:What's the story behind the pig men acting as guards in Jabba's palace? Yes. More than once. Then he became an advanced mathematics professor at space university
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bunnyofdoom posted:Yes. More than once. Then he became an advanced mathematics professor at space university sounds like one of the good ones
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Dapper_Swindler posted:no, basicaly jabba forced them into a life time servitude. Jabba said he was a top fighter and that he could take all of them. his only rule was that they had to be blindfolded. so his goons kick the poo poo out of them and because gamorians are retarded, the pledged loyalty to him surprised she didn't like it rey's one of the few good female heroes there's been. also how are the resistance and first order both doing bad, killing nazis isn't bad. all violence isn't equal. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Jan 2, 2016 00:21
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bunnyofdoom posted:Yes. More than once. Then he became an advanced mathematics professor at space university Then came back and did it again. Piggy needs his own movie trilogy 
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Otisburg posted:there are people unironically excited for it to turn out he's Finn's father, and those people are garbage people I remember a joke from Community where Jeff was timing how long it would take for Pierce to say something incredibly racist, and within thirty seconds he told them he'd been assuming the two black people in their group had to be related.
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Groovelord Neato posted:surprised she didn't like it rey's one of the few good female heroes there's been. yeah i am not surprised. she and john macintosh never liked violence or anything doesnt spew their views.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Star Wars needs a space asian that can do space kung fu. Donnie Yen is in Rogue One.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Donnie Yen is in Rogue One. Is this Disney's answer to TFA not doing well in the Asian markets.
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Coohoolin posted:Is this Disney's answer to TFA not doing well in the Asian markets. hasnt opened in china yet
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Chomp8645 posted:What's the story behind the pig men acting as guards in Jabba's palace? Yeah one of them's an ace fighter jockey in space top gun.
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Chill la Chill posted:Yeah one of them's an ace fighter jockey in space top gun. Also a member of the space CIA
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boom boom boom posted:Lol, I just found out the weird alien X-Wing pilot was named Ello Asty, because JJ Abram demands that every movie he directs feature at least one Beastie Boys reference His helmet says 'Born to Ill' Ill In Peace, bro...
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bunnyofdoom posted:Also a member of the space CIA Oh yeah I guess I forgot about that. Pro-tip: this is how you do great genre fiction and don't attempt to one-up the original work and insert your own bits of humor and insight into it.
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He also is a great dancer
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Wait wtf? I just looked this up. I thought piggy was a woman this whole time. Maybe I got confused with the other pilots in the squadron but drat, could've sworn piggy was a lady. also I didn't read the books where it shows off his dance moves. what book was that?
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Chill la Chill posted:Wait wtf? I just looked this up. I thought piggy was a woman this whole time. Maybe I got confused with the other pilots in the squadron but drat, could've sworn piggy was a lady. You fired off some lady gamorean knuckle babies in vain, didn't you? (It's okay, i used to freeze frame the twilek titties in RotJ on my VCR as a kid, your secret is safe with me.)
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My girlfriend once joked about dressing up as a Gamorrean guard and I said cool you can be the ace pilot gamorrean guard and now I find out this was all wrong and not canon.  (joke's on us these are all campfire legends stories now) e: i'm texting her about this right now wtf
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Latest book, Mercy Kill. I recommend it. Alot more zany schemes than starfighter pew pew tho.
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I think I'm gonna have to get the X-wing books again. Even the lovely ones because screw it. EDIT: I'm pissed off there's Haynes Manuals for the Falcon and the Death Star but not for the X-Wing. Hell, I'd even take a TIE Fighter one. Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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