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Not sure if sarcastic or not, or referring to my story or not. But if so, thanks?Inkspot posted:Seriously. Why aren't they a couple today? That's one hell of a meet-cute. Yeah, absolutely. That guy sounded like a keeper  But then again they were like 12 or 13, one doesn't typically end up being married to the people they were dating back then.
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The one with the hetero Top Gun porn parody poster? Yeah, I got a kick out of it. Goddamn how do you not go the gay route for that porno?
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:The one with the hetero Top Gun porn parody poster? Yeah, I got a kick out of it. I have no idea. I was positively mystified. The movie is a gay porn already, just with the sex removed - you don't have to change anything in order to set up the sex scenes, just..make it again and put them back in!
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Does anyone know if there's been any bad movie podcast has tackled the movie "Soul Man?" (the one where C. Thomas Howell dresses in blackface and goes to Harvard) My friends and I watched it on a lark the other day during a bad movie watching session and I am just befuddled by its existence and need to hear someone talk about it/make fun of it. I checked the stand-bys (WHM, Flophouse, HDTGM) and none of them seem to have tackled it, I was wondering if anyone knew of any smaller podcasts or critic shows that have addressed it. I figure it probably should have come up earlier this last year during the whole Rachel Dolezal stuff.
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bbf2 posted:Does anyone know if there's been any bad movie podcast has tackled the movie "Soul Man?" (the one where C. Thomas Howell dresses in blackface and goes to Harvard) It sounds like the sort of thing that Black on Black Cinema would have a field day with. Just checked their site and they haven't done it, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's on their list. If you want to see what they're like when they talk about a bad movie, check out their episodes on N-Secure and The Wiz.
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bbf2 posted:Does anyone know if there's been any bad movie podcast has tackled the movie "Soul Man?" (the one where C. Thomas Howell dresses in blackface and goes to Harvard) It's on the list for my tiny show to do, we've been dreading it for a few weeks.
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theironjef posted:It's on the list for my tiny show to do, we've been dreading it for a few weeks. What's your show? I'll have to check it out!
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PUGGERNAUT posted:What's your show? I'll have to check it out! Movie Mastery (it's an offshoot of our regular show System Mastery where we review terrible old roleplaying games). The basic premise is that we only review movies recommended by listeners, we watch a random one each time picked the day of, and we watch the trailer first and try to predict what's in the film to come. We've done Master of Disguise, The Star Wars Holiday Special, Big Money Rustlas, and just a bunch of terrible stuff recommended by our mean listeners. We're at System Mastery, just click through to the movie episodes or the download link page. Actually we just did Santa with Muscles so it's the top thing on the scrollbar anyway. theironjef fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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theironjef posted:Movie Mastery (it's an offshoot of our regular show System Mastery where we review terrible old roleplaying games). The basic premise is that we only review movies recommended by listeners, we watch a random one each time picked the day of, and we watch the trailer first and try to predict what's in the film to come. We've done Master of Disguise, The Star Wars Holiday Special, Big Money Rustlas, and just a bunch of terrible stuff recommended by our mean listeners. I feel like the Wizards episode was the best one so far, for those of you checking this out.
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Movie Mastery's super solid, by the way! If we're talking about small-time movie podcasts as well, Alcohollywood's got their next four months of episodes lined up: quote:1/7 - Beowulf (1999)
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Hewlett posted:Movie Mastery's super solid, by the way! Oh man, I'm looking forward to/dreading your talk about Beowulf. It's weirdly one of my favorites.
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Hewlett posted:1/14 - Redline Oh man I wonder if it'll be 95, 97, 07, 09 or 13?
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It's gonna be the anime movie, this being the only movie called Redline anyone gives a poo poo about.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:It's gonna be the anime movie, this being the only movie called Redline anyone gives a poo poo about. That's the one - the Valentine's Day and Oscar specials aside, the first two months are all mailbag entries, and anime Redline was requested multiple times. Goooons 
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John Carter should make for a fun film to drink to.
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Hewlett posted:Movie Mastery's super solid, by the way! Thanks! Love the theme months.
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What if it's the 98 movie?
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RandomPauI posted:John Carter should make for a fun film to drink to. Speaking of your av, it may end up being one of those Starship Troopers/Dredd situations where I love the film (I own the Blu-ray) and Jared haates it out of contrarianism for me pushing it on him for too long.
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OH MY GOD I KNEW WHAT RUSSELL MADNESS WAS THIS WHOLE TIME AND JUST FORGOT THE TITLE. This is gonna be so good.
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quote:2/18 - Jungle 2 Jungle It's the most distilled version of what I hate about lazy films made for kids, by a large studio that should know better. It's brainless and charmless garbage that was shoveled into theaters because kids'll watch anything. Looking on Wikipedia, Ebert called it "far too mediocre to be terrible" and Siskel named it his worst movie of that year, and somehow I feel like I agree with both of them at once.
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I really liked Jungle 2 Jungle as a kid, but I have absolutely no idea why, because I cannot remember a single thing about it.
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Did anyone watch the WHM movie on Vimeo yet? https://vimeo.com/150637727
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The Vosgian Beast posted:I really liked Jungle 2 Jungle as a kid, but I have absolutely no idea why, because I cannot remember a single thing about it. I have the same experience. Going to assume it was due to some vague, residual positivity that I felt for Jumanji.
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Probably same here. I remember Jumanji pretty clearly.
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Why didn't they call it Russell Mania I imagine they wanted to, and Vince shut that down.
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GoutPatrol posted:Did anyone watch the WHM movie on Vimeo yet? Yeah. It has some good performances, and I especially liked Andrew Jupin, as well as the two female friends at the party, but be warned it's mostly uncomfortable conversations with you as a fly on the wall. It felt extremely true to life, which is the point, so it accomplishes what it's going for perfectly. But I don't want people to go in expecting comedy akin to the podcast. But it felt very...true. Like I've been to that dinner party before. Not at all what I was expecting.
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theironjef posted:Movie Mastery (it's an offshoot of our regular show System Mastery where we review terrible old roleplaying games). The basic premise is that we only review movies recommended by listeners, we watch a random one each time picked the day of, and we watch the trailer first and try to predict what's in the film to come. We've done Master of Disguise, The Star Wars Holiday Special, Big Money Rustlas, and just a bunch of terrible stuff recommended by our mean listeners. You guys are good! I'm glad to hear someone as pissed off at Zardoz as I am
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thrawn527 posted:Yeah. It has some good performances, and I especially liked Andrew Jupin, as well as the two female friends at the party, but be warned it's mostly uncomfortable conversations with you as a fly on the wall. It felt extremely true to life, which is the point, so it accomplishes what it's going for perfectly. But I don't want people to go in expecting comedy akin to the podcast.
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theironjef posted:Movie Mastery (it's an offshoot of our regular show System Mastery where we review terrible old roleplaying games). The basic premise is that we only review movies recommended by listeners, we watch a random one each time picked the day of, and we watch the trailer first and try to predict what's in the film to come. We've done Master of Disguise, The Star Wars Holiday Special, Big Money Rustlas, and just a bunch of terrible stuff recommended by our mean listeners. Both these podcasts are right up my alley, consider me subscribed.
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Of course Paul is the little spoon in the relationship.
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Hey that's awesome, thanks guys. In case anyone's curious, we're just now sitting down for a Friday night viewing of Soul Man. Sometimes the dice work out the way fate would intend (although sometimes it's on the second roll because the first one generated a movie we can't find).
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Drunkboxer posted:Oh man, I'm looking forward to/dreading your talk about Beowulf. It's weirdly one of my favorites. Just posted the episode today, and whew that film is a DOOZY. The opening sequence of the film is literally Purple Mortal Kombat! http://www.alcohollywood.com/beowulf-1999/
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Hewlett posted:Just posted the episode today, and whew that film is a DOOZY. The opening sequence of the film is literally Purple Mortal Kombat! I'm getting a file not found there
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grate deceiver posted:I'm getting a file not found there EDIT: It's back up now! Hewlett fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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Hewlett posted:Just posted the episode today, and whew that film is a DOOZY. The opening sequence of the film is literally Purple Mortal Kombat! I just auto played it last night in my podcast thinking it was the CG one. I had to pause it to watch the movie after I heard you guys describe it that way. Great episode!
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After listening to the Russel Madness episode, like the guys mentioned, the movie's premise would've make sense if wrestling is fake. I mean, in New Japan Pro Wrestling, a real-lifeJapanese wrestling promotion, there is a 'wrestler' that is a blow up doll for gently caress's sake.
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davidHalestorm posted:After listening to the Russel Madness episode, like the guys mentioned, the movie's premise would've make sense if wrestling is fake. I mean, in New Japan Pro Wrestling, a real-lifeJapanese wrestling promotion, there is a 'wrestler' that is a blow up doll for gently caress's sake. That's DDT. Not NJPW. Also, I didn't think that was a great episode, their obviously not enough to to the movie to talk about.
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davidHalestorm posted:After listening to the Russel Madness episode, like the guys mentioned, the movie's premise would've make sense if wrestling is fake. I mean, in New Japan Pro Wrestling, a real-lifeJapanese wrestling promotion, there is a 'wrestler' that is a blow up doll for gently caress's sake. Smaller promotions have random poo poo like that all the time; here's a local place with a 'wrestler' who is invisible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUeyCVYLW_8 The episode was okay, but I'm 100% going to watch this movie.
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