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Ehud posted:why are you kissing armpits What are you my wife? I do what I want.
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Somehow the word chubby is being stretched to its limits.
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Jan 2, 2016 00:52
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Thick armpit hair on a lady is the equivalent of a lovely patchy beard on a dude. It's ok to have it, but it looks terrible.
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Jan 2, 2016 00:54
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Verisimilidude posted:Thick armpit hair on a lady is the equivalent of a lovely patchy beard on a dude. Except one of them is on your face and the other one is under your arms. I suppose it's more like the female equivalent of a man having thin, wiry chest hair with like three of them being distractingly long?
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Jan 2, 2016 01:10
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Holy crap when the one on the right turns her head sideways. Her head has to be four times as big as her skull. Also so much head fat that their mouths are sagged into permanent frowns.
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Jan 2, 2016 01:14
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Mans posted:sorry she broke up with you I'm a woman. Sorry you and other desperate goons have low standards. More content: 
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Jan 2, 2016 02:00
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Male Tears posted:I'm a woman. Sorry you and other desperate goons have low standards. It took me way too long to figure out that she wasn't stabbing the pizza with a giant bone while a guy licks her armpit.
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Jan 2, 2016 02:08
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Happy New Year !!!
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Jan 2, 2016 02:09
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I dont need context to see that they are having the time of their lives.
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om nom nom posted:Holy crap when the one on the right turns her head sideways. Her head has to be four times as big as her skull. Also so much head fat that their mouths are sagged into permanent frowns. I figure her forehead has to feel like a mousepad wrist rest.
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Jan 2, 2016 02:18
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I will refuse to watch any of his food ones. He's british, so his baseline for food is gross. Which member of Goonfleet is this http://i.imgur.com/ZiWSrtQ.jpg US Infantry is at peak shape http://i.imgur.com/LR8yOyq.jpg
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Jan 2, 2016 02:18
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Jan 2, 2016 02:19
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Lance Bass grew his hair out and dyed it brown. Good for him.
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Jan 2, 2016 03:30
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If smallpox comes back or something this'll be double akward.
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Jan 2, 2016 03:49
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twistedmentat posted:US Infantry is at peak shape I like his muffin top and child bearing hips. So shapely.
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Jan 2, 2016 03:50
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 Lonely Virgil posted:I like his muffin top and child bearing hips. So shapely. Inside him, there is an obese woman struggling to emerge.
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Jan 2, 2016 03:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLAUAVKhdp8
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Jan 2, 2016 04:06
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body
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Jan 2, 2016 05:24
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Armpit hair is natural and judging people on their physical qualities is terrible. Except fat chicks. No fat chicks.
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Jan 2, 2016 05:41
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I shaved my my pits once. gently caress that poo poo itches. Do what you want ladies, I understand.
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Jan 2, 2016 05:46
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So, whats the context of this? Is this the guy that wanted to go gun down a woman who has opinions about video games but didn't want to do it in his moms prius? My pony waifu is impressed by my gun http://i.imgur.com/eyQj9oE.png
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Jan 2, 2016 06:28
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If they're all two-dimensional and he's three-dimensional and we're viewing them directly and they are visible to the viewer does it mean that from his perspective he's smiling at an infinitely thin line at the edge of a flat plane
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Jan 2, 2016 06:33
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Jan 2, 2016 06:39
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Mans posted:sorry she broke up with you She? Mans posted:body hair doesn't look good on anyone. shave every single piece of fur in your body that isn't your eyebrows and head hair. 
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Jan 2, 2016 07:32
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This was posted to Reddit with the title "My drivers licenses look like one of those "don't do meth" ads" Top reply says it best: quote:[–]Circumnavigatingbans 1519 punten 8 uur geleden
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Jan 2, 2016 07:35
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I Am Crake posted:This was posted to Reddit with the title "My drivers licenses look like one of those "don't do meth" ads" So thats all the same guy? God, he looked so handsome in the first one.
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Jan 2, 2016 07:47
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Hihohe posted:So thats all the same guy? God, he looked so handsome in the first one. Yea, but that wasn't him! Looking like you have a huntsmen spider on your face is him. I bet this guy uses some form of "There's a question on my lips only you can answer" to hit on women http://i.imgur.com/uwbM9V4.jpg Also, if your beard looks like this, shave it. I don't loving care what your excuse is, it looks like poo poo and you look like poo poo. It looks like a fake beard made by gluing hair from a barbershop floor on you face after they've been trimming pubes http://i.imgur.com/if6GMsq.jpg
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Jan 2, 2016 08:17
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What the gently caress kind of barbershop trims pubes
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twistedmentat posted:
That's an ISIS beard if I've ever seen one
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goose fleet posted:What the gently caress kind of barbershop trims pubes Fetlife barbershops?
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Jan 2, 2016 14:47
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Male Tears posted:I'm a woman. Sorry you and other desperate goons have low standards. I'm the box of wine keeping things classy.
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Jan 2, 2016 16:57
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Linked from this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwjJy8FmAsA I'm terrified.
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Jan 2, 2016 17:08
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I Am Crake posted:This was posted to Reddit with the title "My drivers licenses look like one of those "don't do meth" ads" i hate seeing good looking people turn ugly\fat.
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Jan 2, 2016 17:14
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Mans posted:i hate seeing good looking people turn ugly\fat. I think of it like a young rattlesnake finally growing old enough to develop a rattle to warn others around them of their dangerous weirdness. The spider beard is doing a public service.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:10
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Male Tears posted:I'm a woman. Sorry you and other desperate goons have low standards. Okay, that woman reminds me of the leader of the Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly Looking Stupid Party. 
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Jan 2, 2016 19:43
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 Ahhh, nothing like broadcasting to your family that your currently riding your husband's D.
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DrBouvenstein posted:
It's fairly AUG itself to tell your daughters, or anyone really, to start breeding too.
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Jan 2, 2016 22:48
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Skaw posted:It's fairly AUG itself to tell your daughters, or anyone really, to start breeding too. If my family were so invested in whether-or-not I was going to gently caress that they were having a public discussion about it online then they will drat sure hear about it when I gently caress (they won't though because I don't gently caress)
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Skaw posted:It's fairly AUG itself to tell your daughters, or anyone really, to start breeding too. My Aunt gave my cousin (her son) and his wife baby clothes for Christmas this year, even though they don't have kids. It was a total, "Hey have kids already!" thing. They both reacted to it well, but uncomfortably. It just seemed really rude of my aunt. Maybe there's sterility issues, maybe they don't want kids, maybe this is a big issue for them. I remember just feeling bad for them, because that's such a huge life changing thing and making people feel pressured to do it just seems unthoughtful.
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