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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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Chichevache posted:I understand where both of you are coming from and I really like your points, but to me it feels like Browns fans reach a level of fanaticism (I mean that in a good way) you don't see in fans of the Lions or bills. Bills Army parties hard, no doubt, but the same optimism and hope that Cleveland fans have year in and year out just doesn't seem to be there. Detroit fans still show up to games as well, but we know that they know that it isn't going to end well. Browns fans are nothing compared to Cubs fans.
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@Johnnyfootball is my favorite fake twitter account https://twitter.com/johnnyfootbali/status/671514377778937857 texaholic fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Jan 2, 2016 04:32
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Ross Angeles posted:Browns fans are nothing compared to Cubs fans. Cubs fans aren't really that unique; anyone who watches baseball is a masochistic pain-junkie.
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Cavauro posted:johnny five... aces  never forget
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Chichevache posted:Cubs fans aren't really that unique; anyone who watches baseball is a masochistic pain-junkie. not really
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Chichevache posted:Cubs fans aren't really that unique; anyone who watches baseball is a masochistic pain-junkie. C-, bordering on a D
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Jan 2, 2016 05:57
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Ross Angeles posted:not really Oh. Ok. Cool. Thanks. Mind changed.
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Jan 2, 2016 06:00
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Cubs fans in chicago are ubiquitous and mostly half-assed and half-interested. They don't know who the players are year to year etc. It's rare to see a half-interested Browns fan imo
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Cavauro posted:johnny five... aces imagine four backup QBs on the edge of a cliff browns work the same way
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Chichevache posted:Cubs fans aren't really that unique; anyone who watches baseball is a masochistic pain-junkie. Baseball is pointless once you're a vegetarian, what the gently caress are you supposed to, they don't sell tofu dogs or whatever I mean you have pretzels but that ain't gonna do it for more than a inning or two Oh and I guess some things sometimes happen on the field? Idk
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Chichevache posted:I understand where both of you are coming from and I really like your points, but to me it feels like Browns fans reach a level of fanaticism (I mean that in a good way) you don't see in fans of the Lions or bills. Bills Army parties hard, no doubt, but the same optimism and hope that Cleveland fans have year in and year out just doesn't seem to be there. Detroit fans still show up to games as well, but we know that they know that it isn't going to end well. I'm actually correct, bro Elotana posted:
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Jan 2, 2016 18:33
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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report--concussed-johnny-manziel-in-las-vegas-on-saturday-night-150447456.html Johnny in vegas trying to fake being in ohio. lol johnny owns
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Jan 3, 2016 16:59
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He has nothing to lose at this point
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Jan 3, 2016 17:15
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^Except a chance to start an NFL game.
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Android Bicyclist posted:^Except a chance to start an NFL game. Mike Pettine is gone and Haslam still loves Johnny. He's almost surely sticking around.
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Jan 3, 2016 17:26
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Jerry Jones don't care what you do off the field
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this little instance really turned me around on johnny, not sure why maybe it is cause he has everything to lose, knows it, and does it anyway
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CortezFantastic posted:this little instance really turned me around on johnny, not sure why This should be the tagline for the inevitable 30 for 30 "What if I told you a man had everything in the world to lose, knew it...and did it anyway?"
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Chris James 2 posted:Same reasons people are still Lions and Cubs fans: Born in the area, family was fans of them for decades, and it'd be nice if at least one of your 17 generations of relatives could say they saw some sort of success from the team before they kick the bucket “You don’t have to support them just because they’re in Cleveland,” he told me two days before the game. We were in Las Vegas, him to host the NASCAR Awards show, and me to ride in a race car and spin donuts with Dale Earnhardt Jr. “You don’t have to support them,” Carey said. “You don’t have to do it. … If somebody owned a sandwich shop in Cleveland, and they were selling (bleepy) sandwiches, you don’t have to buy the (bleepy) sandwiches just because they’re from Cleveland. You could buy sandwiches from anywhere. You could buy them from a chain.” http://joeposnanski.com/drew-carey-and-the-browns/
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SaltLick posted:http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report--concussed-johnny-manziel-in-las-vegas-on-saturday-night-150447456.html He must be concussed if he's at hard rock.
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@BHOOLZ: @TonyGrossi says Manziel showed up at facility this week, "Disheveled and inebriated." Concussion symptoms
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He has to be doing a bit now, right? Like, seeing how much he can get away with and still keep his job. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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@SI_PeterKing JFF1: Reported this on @SNFonNBC re Manziel: Browns require players in concussion protocol to be seen by team medic at 9 am on Sunday … JFF2: … even if they’re not playing. Manziel didn’t show up Sunday. Browns couldn’t reach him on phone. At this point I can tell you … JFF3: … Browns are so done with the guy. I will be stunned if he ever plays another snap for Cleveland. He wants to go to Dallas.
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Jan 4, 2016 02:00
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I think everyone in the world wants the same thing Johnny. God bless.
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I'd make him inactive ala RG3 for the entirety of his contract.
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Chris James 2 posted:@SI_PeterKing Please, go to Dallas, please go kick rear end and give Romo and the Cowboys a ring. Let Romo get you to the playoffs, let JFF seal the deal when he gets injured during it. I will cheer. gently caress the Browns.
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Goetta posted:@BHOOLZ: @TonyGrossi says Manziel showed up at facility this week, "Disheveled and inebriated." Pettine: Dishevled and inebriated is no way to go through life, son
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Jan 4, 2016 02:46
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My first thought was since he wants to go to Dallas so badly, I'd trade him to the most miserable place in the league out of spite. But he's already at Cleveland, so I don't know where you go from there.
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Because of the sheer excitement of him returning to Texas. and adding even more hilarity to the Cowboys. As I told my gf, If we're going to suck I'd rather it be in hilarious fashion than boring. In all seriousness though, if the Boys don't want to draft a QB then I wouldn't mind we pick him up for cheap. I also wouldn't mind if we took a shot in the dark at Boykin to see if he can translate to the NFL. I'm all in on the villain team at this point.
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mcmagic posted:Why would Dallas want him? Younger & more exciting than Romo, also without a known injury history. Jones doesn't care about off-field shenanigans. JFF could probably get party pointers from Michael Irvin. I don't know what I want more: JFF in Dallas or being forced to stay in Cleveland. 
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John Brown posted:
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Android Bicyclist posted:Younger & more exciting than Romo, also without a known injury history. Jones doesn't care about off-field shenanigans. JFF could probably get party pointers from Michael Irvin. If they don't trade him then I can't wait to see Johnny fling balls on the practice/scout team. Also, Dallas and Browns play next year so Johnny to Dallas NEEDS to happen. Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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Android Bicyclist posted:Younger & more exciting than Romo, also without a known injury history. Jones doesn't care about off-field shenanigans. JFF could probably get party pointers from Michael Irvin. More exciting? WTF are you talking about? Romo has been one of the 5 best QB's in the NFL for 10 years. This guy will never be 1/1000th of the QB Romo is.
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Jan 4, 2016 17:30
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lol this skinny guy who scrambles doesn't have injury problems in his future!
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NC-17 posted:lol this skinny guy who scrambles doesn't have injury problems in his future! remember how he got run down and hurt his first start and refused to play for like the rest of the year even though he walked around on the sidelines like he was absolutely fine
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Never mind the fact he's been injured both years he's been in the league
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The idea that you can have a QB who is such a complete immature clown is hilarious and that was if he was even a good player which he isn't.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Also, Dallas and Browns play next year so Johnny to Dallas NEEDS to happen.
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Android Bicyclist posted:Ultimate dream scenario is that JFF plays for the Browns for the 1st 1/2, stinks up the joint, and is traded to Dallas during halftime and then proceeds to stink up the place until the game ends in a tie. Add a season-ending Injury to Tony Romo as the impetus for the on-the-spot trade, followed by a season-ending injury to whoever Cleveland puts in to replace Johnny, making him the only QB to both play a full-game of football at that game and (cherry on top) be the only one to not sustain an injury. Checkmate, haters.
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