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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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he owns foklks
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Nov 25, 2015 23:01
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Can't the Browns trade him for a conditional 7th or something? Every team in the league is scraping the bottom of the barrel to get a backup QB. Fill him full of booze and send him out there.
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Nov 25, 2015 23:05
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the first time I saw manziel play was against the gators, I think it was actually his first college game ever now that I think about it A&M had just joined the SEC and this was their first game against a conference opponent i remember watching him scramble around all over the place and poop all over our defense in the first half i remember thinking "either we are dumb and bad or this manziel guy is really good" i was right
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Nov 25, 2015 23:09
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He owns a lot of beers, agreed
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Nov 25, 2015 23:09
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Jonathan "Football" Manziel is my favorite Syrian immigrant and I would gladly have him as quarterback for the Houston Texans
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Nov 25, 2015 23:10
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The fact that the Browns don't just let JFF play drunk is proof they're a poo poo franchise who deserves nothing.
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Nov 25, 2015 23:45
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i love my dead gay son
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Nov 25, 2015 23:49
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JFF schooling ou was one the great football moments of all time
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Nov 25, 2015 23:50
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the league let ken stabler play a superbowl on stuff that humans shouldn't even ingest, why isn't JFF playing hammered. He should either be sent to rehab (again) or cut. Benching him forever is pointless.
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Nov 25, 2015 23:50
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he got drafted for doing the same thing in college Trevor Knight has (boatracing Bama), but with the help of Mike Evans
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Nov 25, 2015 23:53
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Johnny Manziel sucks and will never start again.
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Nov 25, 2015 23:57
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jhon manziel. now thats what im talking
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Nov 26, 2015 00:18
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Free(base) JFF
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Nov 26, 2015 00:23
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Reminder manziel started a game this year and won
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Nov 26, 2015 00:24
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Johnny Manziel is the hero the Browns need, and also deserve.
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Nov 26, 2015 00:31
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Raku posted:he got drafted for doing the same thing in college Trevor Knight has (boatracing Bama), but with the help of Mike Evans Johnny was good in other games too though.
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Nov 26, 2015 00:52
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truth be told. jonny manziel is going to look like peter molyneux if he loses most of his hair. should be cool
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Nov 26, 2015 00:53
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If i had my choice to have a beer with a NFL quarterback, it would be Johnny Football.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:05
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Dude was my college QB, so he'll always have a place in my heart because of that. Well I guess that's not entirely true, I got to see Tannehill's last year here at A&M (Spoiler: he acted pretty much the same in college as he does at Miami) and I got two years of the Kyle Allen Experience™, but JFF knew how to bring an entertaining experience to the game. Plus that first Alabama game probably ruined us with expectations for the rest of time but it was so worth it to see them get clowned on.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:15
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Johnny Manziel is a loving dummy who might be an average quarterback and at this point, I'd be fine if he was traded tomorrow. When he owns, he owns but too often, he does not own, very often he sucks poo poo. Sometime his ownage overshadows the fact that he's a silver-spoon-having, oil-future-holding, fast-driving, video-making, son of a Texan. And honestly, we should have know. gently caress everything from Texas. Shiner Bock sucks.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:15
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John is better than Alex Smith, but his recent incident on the road has soured me on him. The details are sketchy, but he seems to have earn an Evil title from me. A true shame.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:22
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The rich prick who always got his way that we all knew in high school/college is throwing away his golden opportunity and leaving a legacy of foolishness and laughter. schadenfreude. num num num. 
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Nov 26, 2015 01:29
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surrender posted:Jonathan "Football" Manziel is my favorite Syrian immigrant and I would gladly have him as quarterback for the Houston Texans I'd sooner have Schaub back
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Nov 26, 2015 01:38
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mizzou's defense crushed him in the 2013 A&M game and it was super satisfying.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:40
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He used the same monkeys paw that Kosar used.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:43
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I'm making a post in The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse* > Johnny Manziel to inform you that Jonathan Paul Manziel (man-ZEL; born December 6, 1992), is an American football quarterback for the Cleveland Browns of the National Football League (NFL). He was drafted by the Browns with the 22nd overall pick of the 2014 NFL Draft. He was nationally recruited out of high school as a dual-threat quarterback.[1] In 2012, Manziel debuted for the Texas A&M Aggies as a redshirt freshman in Kevin Sumlin's Air Raid offense[2] during A&M's first season in the Southeastern Conference (SEC). He broke numerous NCAA Division I FBS and SEC records, which include becoming the first freshman and fifth player in NCAA history to pass for 3,000 yards and rush for 1,000 yards in a season.[3] At the end of the regular season, he became the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy,[4] Manning Award,[5] and the Davey O'Brien National Quarterback Award.[6] Manziel capitalized on his redshirt freshman season by leading Texas A&M to a 41–13 victory over Oklahoma in the 2013 Cotton Bowl Classic.[7] TexAgs users tagged Manziel with the nickname "Johnny Football" during Manziel's sophom
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Nov 26, 2015 01:45
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Parmesan Basil posted:John is better than Alex Smith, but his recent incident on the road has soured me on him. The details are sketchy, but he seems to have earn an Evil title from me. A true shame. Harsh but just.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:50
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:I'm making a post in The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse* > Johnny Manziel to inform you that Jonathan Paul Manziel (man-ZEL; born December 6, 1992), is an American football quarterback for the Cleveland Browns of the National Football League (NFL). He was drafted by the Browns with the 22nd overall pick of the 2014 NFL Draft. He was nationally recruited out of high school as a dual-threat quarterback.[1] In 2012, Manziel debuted for the Texas A&M Aggies as a redshirt freshman in Kevin Sumlin's Air Raid offense[2] during A&M's first season in the Southeastern Conference (SEC). He broke numerous NCAA Division I FBS and SEC records, which include becoming the first freshman and fifth player in NCAA history to pass for 3,000 yards and rush for 1,000 yards in a season.[3] At the end of the regular season, he became the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy,[4] Manning Award,[5] and the Davey O'Brien National Quarterback Award.[6] Manziel capitalized on his redshirt freshman season by leading Texas A&M to a 41–13 victory over Oklahoma in the 2013 Cotton Bowl Classic.[7] Nothing will ever beat The FredEx wiki page for words spent talking about bad players.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:51
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He's an all time great college football player, and whatever he does in a different sport or in his personal life won't tarnish that legacy.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:59
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Gut check: manziel or tebow??? Vote now on nfl.com
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Nov 26, 2015 02:03
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MonsterWalk posted:Harsh but just. Sometimes, justice needs to be harsh.
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Nov 26, 2015 02:09
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Intruder posted:I'd sooner have Schaub back no he's ours now, they were mean to him
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Nov 26, 2015 02:10
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Raku posted:he got drafted for doing the same thing in college Trevor Knight has (boatracing Bama), but with the help of Mike Evans Ignore that he led the SEC in rushing.
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Nov 26, 2015 02:13
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Chris James 2 posted:no he's ours now, they were mean to him You'll soon learn why 
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Nov 26, 2015 02:15
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How do the Browns not have a handler or someone tailing Johnny 24/7? Surely Clevelanders need jobs.
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Nov 26, 2015 03:39
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Ehud posted:the first time I saw manziel play was against the gators, I think it was actually his first college game ever now that I think about it That game actually made me think Muschamp was going to be a good coach. He made a bunch of adjustments at halftime that completely shut the offense down. At that point, the only tape on Manziel was from high school and I think one game against an FCS cupcake. I was happy because at the college level you rarely see such a drastic switch in strategy during halftime. I also remember yelling at Driskel for scrambling around and running out of bounds 3-5 yards behind the line of scrimmage and not just tossing it out of bounds to avoid the loss. It was a lesson he would never learn.
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Nov 26, 2015 03:51
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JFF and Pettine are a coach/qb combo made in the restroom of an Indian restaurant's toilet bowl in Idaho.
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Nov 26, 2015 03:57
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Jenny futbol
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Nov 26, 2015 04:03
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swickles posted:That game actually made me think Muschamp was going to be a good coach. He made a bunch of adjustments at halftime that completely shut the offense down. At that point, the only tape on Manziel was from high school and I think one game against an FCS cupcake. I was happy because at the college level you rarely see such a drastic switch in strategy during halftime. I remember two things about that game: 1. The team coming on the field was the loudest I'd ever heard Kyle Field until like this year, and 2. There was a local fish place selling Gator Bites to promote the game and I got some (Gator tastes like chicken).
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I hear getting drunk owns, currently testing out this theory
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