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EvilGenius posted:1. Write down all your bills. Uhh, I thought step 6 was "Work Harder"
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No it's "eat the rich"
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Jan 3, 2016 12:11
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No, its die in poverty. I thought goons had a handle on how america worked.
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Jan 3, 2016 12:58
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And god forbid you try and have a little fun to distract you from your endless misery
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Jan 3, 2016 15:02
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Ambitious Spider posted:And god forbid you try and have a little fun to distract you from your endless misery Thats where drug addicts and other wastes of life come from!
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Jan 3, 2016 15:13
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Single mother living from paycheck to paycheck, can't even make ends meet on a full-time job, about to lose everything, can't even feed your kid, decide to try getting some welfare? WHERE ARE THE DRUGS, WELFARE QUEEN. PISS INTO THIS CUP SO THAT WE CAN KNOW IF YOU'RE A DRUGGIE OR NOT. ANSWER: YOU ARE A DRUGGIE BECAUSE YOU'RE POOR. HOW'S THE CADILLAC WORKING OUT FOR YOU, HUH? BET YOU HAVE TWENTY OTHER KIDS YOU WANT US TO FEED, YOU LAZY BITCH. WHY DON'T YOU GET A REAL JOB. HA HA HA
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Jan 3, 2016 15:16
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goose fleet posted:Single mother living from paycheck to paycheck, can't even make ends meet on a full-time job, about to lose everything, can't even feed your kid, decide to try getting some welfare? 
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Jan 3, 2016 15:30
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goose fleet posted:Single mother living from paycheck to paycheck, can't even make ends meet on a full-time job, about to lose everything, can't even feed your kid, decide to try getting some welfare? 
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Jan 3, 2016 19:44
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http://imgur.com/gallery/9747604quote:The problem is, pokemon were important to me. You? Your gender identity, pronouns, name, whatever. That's not important to me.
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Jan 3, 2016 20:56
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Not caring about strangers is a time honored tradition and I'm glad that at least some people are keeping it alive.
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Jan 3, 2016 21:19
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Straight white cis males are the only people you can discriminate against anymore! But lol gently caress the trans for wanting to be called by different pronouns.
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Jan 3, 2016 21:28
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You can't really get offended by internet autists not feeling empathy imo, their emotions are strictly confined to whatever media outlet they're currently obsessed with That said collecting gender identities sounds a lot less fun than collecting pokemon
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Jan 3, 2016 21:48
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This falls under nerds not being able to relate to real life without it being through the lens of pop culture, so it's a flawed foundation to start with.
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Jan 3, 2016 22:00
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kinmik posted:It's an installation found on most military bases, an Enlisted Club. Think of it as a kind of YMCA that holds events ranging from kid's Halloween parties to a military member's promotion ceremony. If this dude is in the military that just makes it more funny. 99% chance his wife is loving other dudes on the reg.
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goose fleet posted:Single mother living from paycheck to paycheck, can't even make ends meet on a full-time job, about to lose everything, can't even feed your kid, decide to try getting some welfare? My friend used to live in house shared with a single mother who used drugs. Often he would be burdened with the child as she took too much drug or alcohol to handle the child. He was a good person, he felt pity and took the child to be cared for. She left one day suddenly when the father return to collect the child, now she probably neglect the child without my honest friend. Do not defend the irresponsible parent who do drug.
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Jan 4, 2016 02:49
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Shayu posted:My friend used to live in house shared with a single mother who used drugs. Often he would be burdened with the child as she took too much drug or alcohol to handle the child. He was a good person, he felt pity and took the child to be cared for. She left one day suddenly when the father return to collect the child, now she probably neglect the child without my honest friend. Do not defend the irresponsible parent who do drug. Where did they defend drug users in that post? No where? Okay.
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Jan 4, 2016 02:59
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Shayu posted:My friend used to live in house shared with a single mother who used drugs. Often he would be burdened with the child as she took too much drug or alcohol to handle the child. He was a good person, he felt pity and took the child to be cared for. She left one day suddenly when the father return to collect the child, now she probably neglect the child without my honest friend. Do not defend the irresponsible parent who do drug. They need to do way instain mother who do drug.
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Jan 4, 2016 03:04
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Mans posted:you guys want money tips? easy! You'd be surprised how many well-off people are tremendous dumbasses when it comes to money. That technique has been around for a while and isn't a magical "solve all your money problems like magic" thing but rather "this is how you be non-stupid with money." It doesn't help people living in poverty obviously but for other folks it's like "hey maybe you should have a budget and pay your drat credit cards off, yeah?" It's really useful advice for people who haven't the faintest idea how to handle money. It's baffling how many people borrow every cent that somebody will lend them, make minimum payments forever, then lament that they have no money. Well no loving poo poo, genius, you already were paying $1,250 a month on credit card interest alone then you borrowed money to buy a car.
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Jan 4, 2016 03:37
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Shayu posted:My friend used to live in house shared with a single mother who used drugs. Often he would be burdened with the child as she took too much drug or alcohol to handle the child. He was a good person, he felt pity and took the child to be cared for. She left one day suddenly when the father return to collect the child, now she probably neglect the child without my honest friend. Do not defend the irresponsible parent who do drug. Source your quotes.
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Jan 4, 2016 05:03
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Klaus88 posted:Source your quotes. It's a boring gimmick.
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Jan 4, 2016 05:21
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El Estrago Bonito posted:If this dude is in the military that just makes it more funny. 99% chance his wife is loving other dudes on the reg. Um, no because he trust they she'll never be alone with a man. If she's with a man she has to tell! It's the rules!
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Jan 4, 2016 05:47
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Good thing gangbangs are a loophole
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Jan 4, 2016 05:54
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Oh dear god I hope this is a STDH and not some really hosed up attempt to get internet attention http://imgur.com/gallery/GAj9x1P
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twistedmentat posted:Oh dear god I hope this is a STDH and not some really hosed up attempt to get internet attention How many memories do you have from when you were 3? None? That's right because a 3 year old doesn't have a real brain and can't remember poo poo and this person is lying about some hosed up poo poo for fake points.
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Jan 5, 2016 07:50
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kazil posted:How many memories do you have from when you were 3? None? That's right because a 3 year old doesn't have a real brain and can't remember poo poo and this person is lying about some hosed up poo poo for fake points. Not just that, but three year olds are clumsy and weak and have short arms. A kid that age being able to reach through the bars of a crib and flip a baby over is pretty improbable. Renaming accounts on imgur is so easy, I'm thinking this is another pump and dump sleeper account. Or somebody winning a "lol look what I got imgur to believe" game on another corner of the internet.
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Jan 5, 2016 07:55
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Even if it is an honest account, it could just as likely be a false memory the guy developed to cope with his parent's divorce. He seems pretty fixated on blaming himself for ruining their happiness. Of course, the most likely possibility is that it is just bullshit.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:You'd be surprised how many well-off people are tremendous dumbasses when it comes to money. That technique has been around for a while and isn't a magical "solve all your money problems like magic" thing but rather "this is how you be non-stupid with money." It doesn't help people living in poverty obviously but for other folks it's like "hey maybe you should have a budget and pay your drat credit cards off, yeah?" You're right, there's a whole class of person out there with more money than sense. When you have money, you stop having to evaluate every single purchase you make, and that's pretty liberating actually. Need a HDMI cable? Just go to the nearest shop that sells them. Doesn't matter that they're $100 gimmick ones, and another store has them for $10, cos to a rich guy that's like quibbling over 50¢. You're only hurting yourself in the long term, which is harder to see than blowing your monthly utility bill money on cable.
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Not just that, but three year olds are clumsy and weak and have short arms. A kid that age being able to reach through the bars of a crib and flip a baby over is pretty improbable. Probably fake as hell, but for what it's worth if I was responsible for killing a baby sibling I'd probably tell people I was younger than I actually was so they'd go "Oh, well you were only three, you couldn't have known!" because if you tell people you were eight and you did that, they'd probably be a touch less sympathetic.
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Nuebot posted:Probably fake as hell, but for what it's worth if I was responsible for killing a baby sibling I'd probably tell people I was younger than I actually was so they'd go "Oh, well you were only three, you couldn't have known!" because if you tell people you were eight and you did that, they'd probably be a touch less sympathetic. That is a good and horrible point. Let's go back to the part where we convince ourselves it's fake.
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Jan 5, 2016 08:49
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Peanut President posted:No it's "eat the rich" RIP Lemmy
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twistedmentat posted:Oh dear god I hope this is a STDH and not some really hosed up attempt to get internet attention On the plus side, imgur makes it nice and easy to scroll straight to negatively rated comments, which often make for decent comedy on posts like this. Negatively rated imgur comments are often genuinely funny or good, perhaps unsurprisingly.
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Jan 5, 2016 11:10
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Baby's cribs also rarely have pillows. If they thought enough to put her Back To Sleep, they probably didn't have pillows or blankets or other things that suffocate babies.
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Jan 5, 2016 11:13
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kazil posted:How many memories do you have from when you were 3? None? That's right because a 3 year old doesn't have a real brain and can't remember poo poo and this person is lying about some hosed up poo poo for fake points. I have memories from when I was three.
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Jan 5, 2016 11:39
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Jim Flatline posted:I have memories from when I was three. How can they be memories if our brains weren't real
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Jan 5, 2016 14:06
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Jim Flatline posted:I have memories from when I was three. Are you sure you weren't 4 or 5? Everything from childhood just bleeds together. When you turn 3 your brains starts remembering experiences, even then it's pretty vague. Anyway. It's physically impossible for a 3 year old to climb inside a crib and flip a baby over then climb back out again.
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Jan 5, 2016 14:20
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THe earliest memory I have is my grandfather buying me a bunch of GI Joes, and I know I was 5 because I was born in 1977 and GI Joe series 1 came out in 1982. I know it was series 1 because I got Snake Eyes, Torpedo, Cobra Commander and Destro. If only at 5 I had the foresight to keep them in their original packaging. And yea, there's no way this is real, either attention getting or a prank. I do like the commenters that are "hey finally someone using confession bear right".
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Jan 5, 2016 16:44
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I have a few memories from before I was three, three is when I have most of my early memories. My mom is the same way. I always thought people saying their first memories were at five were weird, but apparently my mom and I are outliers. Like, I don't have a ton of memories from that age, but if I'd killed my baby sister I'm sure that would be one. I mean, this is still stdh for sure. I'd think a three year old clumsily trying to turn an infant over would cause the baby to cry in a totally different way that a parent would notice, at the very least.
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Someone said at a house party that they remember being born. They remembered seeing the doctor and getting spanked and everything. As polite people do, we all nodded and said how amazing that was and then called them retarded when they weren't around.
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Jan 5, 2016 18:52
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Decrepus posted:Someone said at a house party that they remember being born. They remembered seeing the doctor and getting spanked and everything. As polite people do, we all nodded and said how amazing that was and then called them retarded when they weren't around. I too am special. I remember the supernova that formed the iron in my blood, and I have all the memories of the ancient sea life that formed the calcium I'm my bones.
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Borden posted:I too am special. I remember the supernova that formed the iron in my blood, and I have all the memories of the ancient sea life that formed the calcium I'm my bones. Sounds pretty boring tbh
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