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Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
The best kind of sports schadenfreude, early-celebratory-freude




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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Boat posted:

0.3% != 3%

Then again you have decimal cents so I'm not really sure what you're going for.

Anyway, the guy probably went with stealing a penny as it's the smallest denomination US coin, not that it was literally 0.6% of what you've got in your wallet.

:spergin: etc.

Yeah, I couldn't be arsed to do the math so I just said "penny."

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014

FreudianSlippers posted:

Swansea (????????????)

What kind of unholy combination of letters is this!?

Build-a-Boar
Feb 11, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Terrifyingly it's called Abertawe in welsh

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

dog days are over posted:

Terrifyingly it's called Abertawe in welsh

I used to live in one of the satellite villages - Dunvant or Dyfnant in welsh. I only realised how terrible Swansea was when I was much older

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzdv4FUHqP8

Fishstick posted:

The best kind of sports schadenfreude, early-celebratory-freude

Have some more: http://imgur.com/gallery/GMczf

Carbon dioxide has a new favorite as of 21:24 on Jan 3, 2016

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Does anyone keep cash anywhere but in a safe in the back office after a store has closed? Is there any chance that those cash drawers had anything in them?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Indolent Bastard posted:

Does anyone keep cash anywhere but in a safe in the back office after a store has closed? Is there any chance that those cash drawers had anything in them?

Most likely not. Not at any retail store I've broken into anyways.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Can we talk about schadenfreude here too or is it just videos and gifs?

Because i planned my new years eve by going to a place that basically overlooked the entire city, allowing you to see all the fireworks from everywhere at once.

Obviously i wasn't the only one with this idea so it was packed around midnight.

The thing is, this is in a super dense residencial area where driving by car is worthless so i walked there.

Meanwhile the roads up were clogged with cars filled with suckers who thought they could just drive up to there right before midnight and watch the fireworks. Possibily a hundred people or more spent new years eve stuck in traffic while tons of people celebrated just 20\30 meters in front of them.

There were a lot of angry faces on my way down :v:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I read an article on buzzfeed as the forums were down for 2 minutes.

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets

FreudianSlippers posted:

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch (????)

C'mon dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

:colbert:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

That is amusing and impressive.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



That dude was having a stroke.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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That's a dumbass name fir a town

Or anything really

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

I can't even parse his speech as language. He starts saying the name and the language center of my brain just strokes out. It sounds like a video transcending error, not even human nonsense speech, much less an actual language.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Why aren't they wearing a mask to the burglary?

What is this amateur hour?

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Fishstick posted:

The best kind of sports schadenfreude, early-celebratory-freude






Now THAT's the stuff.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Fishstick posted:

The best kind of sports schadenfreude, early-celebratory-freude






Hahaha, jesus this is amazing

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Fishstick posted:

The best kind of sports schadenfreude, early-celebratory-freude






Even if each of these winners never competes in another athletic event ever, you bet they're going to remember that win to their last moment. Their last words will probably be something like "Never...celebrate...early...GHHHAAAkkkkkkxxxx"

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
BOOP

https://gfycat.com/WildZealousFlatfish

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

I'm the guy going "ooooooh" in the background

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



I was just coming to ask if anyone had gif'd this yet. Thanks. :allears:

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Mans posted:

Good stuff

Yes this is 100% ok and also great

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

why are there four L's in a row

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

olaf2022 posted:

why are there four L's in a row

Because the Welsh hate everyone

Build-a-Boar
Feb 11, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

olaf2022 posted:

why are there four L's in a row

'Ll' is one letter in welsh, so really it's only two Lls in a row. Much saner.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

dog days are over posted:

'Ll' is one letter in welsh, so really it's only two Lls in a row. Much saner.

Are you Welsh, or just a Welsh apologist?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


MrYenko posted:

Are you Welsh, or just a Welsh apologist?

I'd say he's more of a welsh enthusiast. Or welsh sympathizer.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
You're more of a Welsh Rarebit, if you ask me.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ratjaculation posted:

Hahaha, jesus this is amazing

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

quote:

My cousin got a drone for Christmas..

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Oh that's the good stuff.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



So magical

Build-a-Boar
Feb 11, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

That huge crash cage and this somehow STILL happened, I love drones. Poor girl!

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

dog days are over posted:

That huge crash cage and this somehow STILL happened, I love drones. Poor girl!

You know, after looking at it carefully, I'm beginning to think there might have been just enough space between the bars for her hair to slip through. That would probably explain how that happened.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Sam Faust posted:

You know, after looking at it carefully, I'm beginning to think there might have been just enough space between the bars for her hair to slip through. That would probably explain how that happened.

Maybe she felt like headbutting a drone.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Sam Faust posted:

You know, after looking at it carefully, I'm beginning to think there might have been just enough space between the bars for her hair to slip through. That would probably explain how that happened.

Like hair just waves around looking for propellers to grab? Propellers are the things that do the grabbing, last time I checked. Much more likely they found a way to reach out of the cage to grab the hair than that the hair found a way to get in to them. I suspect there's enough space between those bars for the propellers to reach out, if they kinda turned sideways to do it.

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


yeah dude thats it, human hair is 3.96 inches in diameter so it just barely fit through the bars on the cage

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