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CopperHound: Feb 14, 2012

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:55

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Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

Don Tacorleone posted:

Kylo Ren is a thinly veiled message to millennials: look how cool you think you are(Vader) but under that mask you're only a whiny baby with a big ugly nose

and you'll never be anything more than a pale imitation of what the boomers did

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:02

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

CopperHound posted:

Drinking water in a cup that came from my faucet. Please shoot me.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:02

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:05

mr. mephistopheles: Dec 2, 2009

Ka0 posted:

other than the sorta dumb name (and by millennial standards it may as well be john) this owns

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:09

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Grand Prize Winner posted:

If you or your parents or grandparents were born east of Pasadena you're an okie, hth

There's two kinds of people that live in California: the sort of person from elsewhere that that is too ambitious, talented or beautiful to stay in the little town he was born in, and the sort of person who isn't.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:13

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Horniest Manticore posted:

and you'll never be anything more than a pale imitation of what the boomers did

Yeah but I don't care

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:13

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Ka0 posted:

Cisheteropatriarchy aside, Halloween is about children dressing up as ghosts. Not as Spongebob.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:18

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

mr. mephistopheles posted:

other than the sorta dumb name (and by millennial standards it may as well be john) this owns

Yeah he's so brave for posting that to all his friends that already agree with him.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:19

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

CopperHound posted:

I saw these things on Dancing with the Stars and thought it was some sort of joke.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:19

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Maoist Pussy posted:

Cisheteropatriarchy aside, Halloween is about children dressing up as ghosts. Not as Spongebob.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:20

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Ka0 posted:

how dare that child dresses up as a movie character he likes

millennials, i'll tell you what *scratches beer gut*

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:21

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

notZaar posted:

Yeah he's so brave for posting that to all his friends that already agree with him.

Everyone of which has gauges including dad

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:25

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

Cisheteropatriarchy

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:25

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

slutty kids costumes?

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:27

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Ka0 posted:

tbh, I see nothing wrong with this. That said, very related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1taC3JjIOkM

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:29

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

CopperHound posted:

it's cheaper than the PET bottles on the shelf below :shrug:

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:46

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

I mean, if that kid doesn't get brutally bullied for wearing a Disney princess gown, then he isn't very brave, is he.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:46

Prav: Oct 29, 2011

hackbunny posted:

it's cheaper than the PET bottles on the shelf below

that's a sixpack.

and jesus america you don't have price-per-weight/volume on the stickers? barbarians

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:54

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Prav posted:

that's a sixpack.

and jesus america you don't have price-per-weight/volume on the stickers? barbarians

Every store that I go to does, I know because I am a spergy cheapskate who always compares.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 21:55

Hal_2005: Feb 23, 2007

Don Tacorleone posted:

Kylo Ren is a thinly veiled message to millennials: look how cool you think you are(Vader) but under that mask you're only a whiny baby with a big ugly nose

I can only hope in 20 years milli. spergs who thought EP8 was Socially Progressive give that movie the same "awkward treatment" as 90's kids do towards the Ep 1-3. trilogy or GenX does the entire Star Trek canon.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:02

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Maoist Pussy posted:

I mean, if that kid doesn't get brutally bullied for wearing a Disney princess gown, then he isn't very brave, is he.

That's a different Disney Princess (Sproing) GOD DAMNIT MY OTHER loving LEG! WHO KEEPS PUTTING THESE loving THINGS ALL OVER THE PLACE?!

# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:40

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Prav posted:

and jesus america you don't have price-per-weight/volume on the stickers? barbarians

It's probably in the small print in the lower left of the shelf tag.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:46

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Prav posted:

that's a sixpack.

yeah, at 6 dollars for 2 liters vs the 2 dollars per liter of the boxed water

# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:48

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

actually getting your kids crossdressing early just prepares them for a lad's night out with the uni rugby team

so it's still patriarchal oppression :qq:

# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:05

Prav: Oct 29, 2011

hackbunny posted:

yeah, at 6 dollars for 2 liters vs the 2 dollars per liter of the boxed water

i was recently amazed by the Coca Cola bottles around here, where they charged more for a 1L bottle than for a 1,5L. not, like, per liter, just straight up more per bottle.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:10

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

Maoist Pussy posted:

There's two kinds of people that live in California: the sort of person from elsewhere that that is too ambitious, talented or beautiful to stay in the little town he was born in, and the sort of person who isn't.

Too beautiful to wait tables in Des Moines, just beautiful enough to wait tables in Torrance

# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:10

mr. mephistopheles: Dec 2, 2009

notZaar posted:

Yeah he's so brave for posting that to all his friends that already agree with him.

oh dang did i say something then black out and forget and somehow it got deleted again or are you just being a stupid rear end in a top hat about something i didn't even say

# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:19

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

CopperHound posted:

All the lovely water in FO4 comes in cartons like this.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:22

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Someone on my facebook posted a picture of their dogs and said they miss their "furbabies"

Jesus christ, haha, just loving what?

# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:33

mr. mephistopheles: Dec 2, 2009

OctoberBlues posted:

Someone on my facebook posted a picture of their dogs and said they miss their "furbabies"

Jesus christ, haha, just loving what?

this has been around for a while

surprisingly people who use that term don't find a lot of humans who want to hang out with them

# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:35

Pump it up! Do it!: Oct 3, 2012

CopperHound posted:

Weirdo Americans, why do you have water in milk cartons?

# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:36

nm: Jan 28, 2008; "I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

OctoberBlues posted:

Someone on my facebook posted a picture of their dogs and said they miss their "furbabies"

Jesus christ, haha, just loving what?

I knew some people who used that tongue in cheek a few years ago, but it seems to have started being used unironically recently.
Also, the vast majority of people who say it seriously are single, childless boomer women.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:40