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Splicer posted:I'm reading this as an old woman in the early stages of dementia giving away her heating bill Yeah, and when you're THAT loving destitute that you break down over groceries, it's not $300 of groceries that you "need today", it's more like $20 worth of carefully planned cheap stuff meant top last an entire week. Hell, even $10 can be an enormous splurge on groceries meant to last just a single day until whatever with the card is sorted out
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quote:I posted a comment about my New Years Eve and some people wanted the whole story so here goes. This is just a random pic I found online, not the actual guy in the story.
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goose fleet posted:I said goodnight to my imgur friend I also love how easy people think it is to knock someone out cold.
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Filled out some paperwork, with a broken hand/fingers, and then went to bed, instead of seeking medical attention. This person has never broken a bone in his life.
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Phosphine posted:Filled out some paperwork, with a broken hand/fingers, and then went to bed, instead of seeking medical attention. This person has never broken a bone in his life. Well, there was an ambulance so they fixed his broken hand right away.
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jodai posted:Well, there was an ambulance so they fixed his broken hand right away. No no, the ambulance was for the stickup guy that he completely devastated.
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Fathis Munk posted:I also love how easy people think it is to knock someone out cold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPKveuAlfVY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqgmS_Y5Qk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocHhpp3AJsY ???? Dude's story didn't happen, but people's brain cages can be remarkably fragile. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 16:59 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Zelder posted:People called me crazy, an anti Semite when I said there was a School Wide Council of Jewish Youth who were pulling the strings, but I'm not so crazy now am I? ? ? The Protocols of the Juniors of Zion.
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Phosphine posted:Filled out some paperwork, with a broken hand/fingers. You're not being as insightful as you think; you're coming across like you don't actually understand how language, or crime reporting works
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Fathis Munk posted:I also love how easy people think it is to knock someone out cold. Australia has a problem with drunken louts with tiny penises who think that they need to prove their masculinity by walking up behind someone and either smashing them over the head with a beer class, or punching the gently caress out of their neck. It usually results in the victim dying or being quadriplegic and has gotten people pissed off to the point that the criminal penalties are being upped and the media has cooperated in renaming the attack from "king hit" to "coward punch".
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goose fleet posted:It's one of those times where it's just sad whether it's real or not Sadder is the MRA backlash in the comments.
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I think it's important to teach your boy to respect women and proper table manners. It isn't good when you do it because of your emotional baggage.
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Non Serviam posted:I think it's important to teach your boy to respect women and proper table manners. It isn't good when you do it because of your emotional baggage. Ehhh, having had an experience of being emotionally or physically abused by a man would probably motivate a lot of women to teach their sons to respect women from a young age and that seems more than reasonable. It's still creepy going on "dates" with your son though (whether or not it happened).
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Teaching a kid respect is good and all, but how cheap and lovely do you have to be to have a kid pay for your meal?
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Vincent Van Goat posted:Teaching a kid respect is good and all, but how cheap and lovely do you have to be to have a kid pay for your meal? Where...where do you think the kid got the money?
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Non Serviam posted:I think it's important to teach your boy to respect women and proper table manners. It isn't good when you do it because of your emotional baggage. Wasn't she one of those MTV teenage pregnancy reality show people?
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tacodaemon posted:Wasn't she one of those MTV teenage pregnancy reality show people? According to google, yes.
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loving comic book wallet? Lol she ain't gonna gently caress you when u got one of those
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13Pandora13 posted:Where...where do you think the kid got the money?
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13Pandora13 posted:Where...where do you think the kid got the money? Working his rear end off for a heartless prick of a boss just to put food on the table, that's how!
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It'd be fun to know if he has access to that money at any other point. Even aside from getting trips to the store and whatnot, there's the fact that schools (at least around here) have gone nuts with nickel and diming the kids. Stuff like a cookie at lunch for an extra dollar, ice cream for like 3 bucks on whatever day of the week (complete with big signs advertising it at the dropoff areas), fancy pencils for 50c, etc. The real value would be teaching the kid to resist blowing it on all that crap when he has the money burning a hole in his pocket, but something tells me the big boy money only comes out on their dates, and maybe a dollar when they go out for planned grocery trips
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Paying for dinner doesn't preclude being an abuser. In fact, it could make him feel like he is "owed" something because he spent money on dinner by his date. You could just work on teaching the child to have healthy interactions with children his age, but that seems too easy and not as shareable on Facebook.
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Lol if the kid turns out to be gay.
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I don't think you can say he earns money for doing chores when you only allow him to spend the money on you.
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I'm going to aim to make a lovely feel-good fakepost on social media this year that makes me internet famous, such is my dream.
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Eponine posted:Paying for dinner doesn't preclude being an abuser. In fact, it could make him feel like he is "owed" something because he spent money on dinner by his date. You could just work on teaching the child to have healthy interactions with children his age, but that seems too easy and not as shareable on Facebook. Yeah, plenty of abusers are perfectly charming at first. Even Patrick Bateman took women out to nice restaurants and picked up the tab.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:yay I realise this is from ages ago but doesn't this explain about 99% of these STDHs????
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NESguerilla posted:And then I unknowingly married my sister. That would've actually been more realistic than the story we got.
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That family's name? The Aristocrats
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netally posted:Yeah, plenty of abusers are perfectly charming at first. Even Patrick Bateman took women out to nice restaurants and picked up the tab. Mom, don't just stare at her rear end - eat it.
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ferretsrule posted:
Aside from the details, is it really that weird that a child would "buy" his mom dinner? I did it as a birthday present for my mom at that age, not knowing that she was actually taking the brunt of the cost or ignoring that the money was technically from her and the family. It's something nice and makes you feel more "grown-up", or at least that was my intention. That said, once a month at restaurant was too rich for my childhood blood.
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Postal Parcel posted:Aside from the details, is it really that weird that a child would "buy" his mom dinner? I did it as a birthday present for my mom at that age, not knowing that she was actually taking the brunt of the cost or ignoring that the money was technically from her and the family. It's something nice and makes you feel more "grown-up", or at least that was my intention. That said, once a month at restaurant was too rich for my childhood blood. No, as with a lot of things, I think the part that gets it put in this thread isn't that it is unbelievable, but more that it is really annoying to take some simple and probably common thing and turn it into whatever that stupid wall of text is next to the picture.
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