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DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I guess a fat tumblr chick is a step up from Man Voice Forehead Girl

Stay classy, pal

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I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I guess a fat tumblr chick is a step up from Man Voice Forehead Girl

Who are you, the Engagement Critic?

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

A hero must cook

Mr. Fowl posted:

Who are you, the Engagement Critic?

They call him the Master Baiter.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

DStecks posted:

Stay classy, pal

Hey, Doctor Girlfriend is my favorite Venture Bros character so honestly, I think Linkara didn't know how good he had it.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Mr. Fowl posted:

Who are you, the Engagement Critic?
"I make offensive comments so you don't have to!"

Spark That Bled
Jan 29, 2010

Hungry for responsibility. Horny for teamwork.

And ready to
BUST A NUT
up in this job!

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

FlamingLiberal posted:

"I make offensive comments so you don't have to!"

Now I can't help but hear those posts in Doug's voice. Thanks a lot.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Mr. Fowl posted:

Who are you, the Engagement Critic?

This would be a hilarious show.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Talking about engagements, why hasn't there been a reviewer that talks about lovely reality shows like the one with the brides trying to win plastic surgery?

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Tired Moritz posted:

Talking about engagements, why hasn't there been a reviewer that talks about lovely reality shows like the one with the brides trying to win plastic surgery?

... yeah that's a good question. There's a basically limitless amount of material out there for it.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Kimble Justice does a review of the Street Fighter movie that isn't just in the Nostalgia Critic style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ufTcDqAihY

I really appreciate how eclectic Kimble is with the what is reviewed. It's always interesting to see what pops up next.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

SatansBestBuddy posted:

... yeah that's a good question. There's a basically limitless amount of material out there for it.

Just look at this poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMBATvlEYFc

There's so much wrong here you could make a whole series examining this show alone.

FourLeaf fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Jan 4, 2016

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

OldTennisCourt posted:

I really hope Linkara makes 2016 the year of terrible event comics and does a bunch in the style of his Identity Crisis/Countdown/Ultimatum reviews. There are so many he can do but I personally wanna see him look at the incomprehensible Final Crisis, Civil War (it'd be topical too!), and the extremely unpleasant and awful Blackest Night.
I don't know why he didn't like Secret Wars this year, that was an actual good event comic

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."

FourLeaf posted:

Just look at this poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMBATvlEYFc

There's so much wrong here you could make a whole series examining this show alone.

People often don't like to go for low-hanging fruit.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

FlamingLiberal posted:

"I make offensive comments so you don't have to!"

So he's the Amazing Atheist?

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

Tired Moritz posted:

Talking about engagements, why hasn't there been a reviewer that talks about lovely reality shows like the one with the brides trying to win plastic surgery?

I don’t know if reality TV is reviewable so much as it’s riffable, and any riff is going to draw the immediate attention of The Copyright Man.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Leal posted:

So he's the Amazing Atheist?
He still has to act like a complete bigot while trying to hide it under "PC culture" aka stop trying to point out what an rear end in a top hat I'm being.

As an aside, holy poo poo most youtube Atheists are or have to associate with anti feminist dickholes.

Annointed fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Jan 4, 2016

Mischalaniouse
Nov 7, 2009

*ribbit*

Annointed posted:

He still has to act like a complete bigot while trying to hide it under "PC culture" aka stop trying to point out what an rear end in a top hat I'm being.

As an aside, holy poo poo most youtube Atheists are or have to associate with anti feminist dickholes.

Yeah, I watch a fair amount of secular or atheist videos and I keep getting suggested videos for anti-feminist or anti-sjw videos from people like the Amazing Atheist or that Sargon guy (who also has a far amount of absurdly blatant racist videos).

Odd to see the atheist community become part of the new right.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Mischalaniouse posted:

Yeah, I watch a fair amount of secular or atheist videos and I keep getting suggested videos for anti-feminist or anti-sjw videos from people like the Amazing Atheist or that Sargon guy (who also has a far amount of absurdly blatant racist videos).

Odd to see the atheist community become part of the new right.

Frankly when Doc Hawkins and Sam Harris can blatantly pull out stuff like intent over results regarding bombing civilians, I can expect anything.

Plus I might as well put up my "no true Atheist" spiel here. All of them tend to be exfundies. They hardly ever change. They always act the same; close minded, selfish and short sighted. Only difference is that they changed their beliefs in exchange for keeping their right wing views, a superficial change of view at best.

And this one is petty, but gently caress you YouTube for trying to rec me Thunderfoot's video where he gloats over ruining the Laughing Witch and her husband's life with his hate mob.

Annointed fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Jan 4, 2016

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I was fine never thinking about the Amazing Atheist again but he did a video on otherkin recently and it blew up tumblr.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Mischalaniouse posted:

Yeah, I watch a fair amount of secular or atheist videos and I keep getting suggested videos for anti-feminist or anti-sjw videos from people like the Amazing Atheist or that Sargon guy (who also has a far amount of absurdly blatant racist videos).

Odd to see the atheist community become part of the new right.

It's not really odd at all. If someone is devoting a huge amount of time to atheism, but don't have a more specific word for their beliefs than just "atheism" probably just getting off on telling people Santa isn't real. It's very similar to Christians who claim to not be a part of denomination. "Just Christian" is generally code for fundy; similarly unspecified but passionate atheist is generally code for white kid who is mad at his dad.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Tired Moritz posted:

Talking about engagements, why hasn't there been a reviewer that talks about lovely reality shows like the one with the brides trying to win plastic surgery?

The Soup does this better than any internet reviewer ever could.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

WampaLord posted:

The Soup does this better than any internet reviewer ever could.

Did.

I'm gonna miss that goddamn show.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

ApeHawk posted:

People often don't like to go for low-hanging fruit.

Frank Miller and Michael Bay are also easy targets and low hanging fruit. Doesn't mean they aren't worth picking.

Honestly if someone wants to go after reality TV they should compare Kitchen Nightmares US vs UK. The US version really is dogshit and it clearly plays up the drama with crap like messing with the color situation and orchestral stings, not to mention how staged it is compared to the UK show being much more genuine in every single way.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I guess a fat tumblr chick is a step up from Man Voice Forehead Girl

Also quoting this so it isn't lost because lolllol racism and transphobia.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Tracula posted:

Frank Miller and Michael Bay are also easy targets and low hanging fruit. Doesn't mean they aren't worth picking.

Honestly if someone wants to go after reality TV they should compare Kitchen Nightmares US vs UK. The US version really is dogshit and it clearly plays up the drama with crap like messing with the color situation and orchestral stings, not to mention how staged it is compared to the UK show being much more genuine in every single way.

Kitchen Nightmares US actually rules really hard and if it's staged do you honestly think the show wouldn't be sued into oblivion? You really think a dude is gonna be cool with somebody faking how awful his place is and planting dead rats and poo poo?

The show was sued once as I recall and they lost.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

OldTennisCourt posted:

Kitchen Nightmares US actually rules really hard and if it's staged do you honestly think the show wouldn't be sued into oblivion? You really think a dude is gonna be cool with somebody faking how awful his place is and planting dead rats and poo poo?

The show was sued once as I recall and they lost.

Oh don't get me wrong. I genuinely love Kitchen Nightmares US for how bat poo poo nuts it is. I'm just mostly comparing it to the UK show where he isn't up to 11 in every single scene with editing to make it more dramatic. I mean I'm not saying they stage it all but some of the reactions and whatnot I can't see as genuine.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Tracula posted:

Oh don't get me wrong. I genuinely love Kitchen Nightmares US for how bat poo poo nuts it is. I'm just mostly comparing it to the UK show where he isn't up to 11 in every single scene with editing to make it more dramatic. I mean I'm not saying they stage it all but some of the reactions and whatnot I can't see as genuine.

The US version doesn't have anything as interesting as the owner of the French vego restaurant abandoning her restaurant to become an escort after Ramsey and her father had sought out a new head chef.

Testekill fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Jan 4, 2016

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Tracula posted:

Frank Miller and Michael Bay are also easy targets and low hanging fruit. Doesn't mean they aren't worth picking.

Honestly if someone wants to go after reality TV they should compare Kitchen Nightmares US vs UK. The US version really is dogshit and it clearly plays up the drama with crap like messing with the color situation and orchestral stings, not to mention how staged it is compared to the UK show being much more genuine in every single way.

You might be happy to know that they made more UK Kitchen Nightmares. It's called Costa Del Nightmares. With Gordon Ramsay and everything.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Both Kitchen Nightmares shows are awesome in their own ways. UK is a very interesting in depth look at restaurant management and the foibles that people with little knowledge get into. It's much more calm and the mistakes and usually more understandable issues with running the place.

US is bonkers and deals with literally insane people who have no clue what running a restaurant entails at all. Yes there is more family drama and dumb gimmicks but the sheer insanity of places like Amy's Baking Company or the horrendous Mexican restaurant with buckets of ancient refried beans is worth any of the bad stuff.

Gordon Ramsay is a hero.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Another problem with reviewing reality TV is how ungodly depressing most shows are when you stop to think about them. I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have to actually watch those creepy TLC shows that got canned because, shock of all shocks, there was rampant sexual abuse going on behind the scenes.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Robert Denby posted:

Another problem with reviewing reality TV is how ungodly depressing most shows are when you stop to think about them. I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have to actually watch those creepy TLC shows that got canned because, shock of all shocks, there was rampant sexual abuse going on behind the scenes.

Basically all of the "lifestyle" TLC shows get really depressing if you watch them for more than a few episodes and start to think about them. Even Extreme Couponers.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mr. Fowl posted:

Basically all of the "lifestyle" TLC shows get really depressing if you watch them for more than a few episodes and start to think about them. Even Extreme Couponers.

Dude ESPECIALLY the coupon weirdos. You ever see the look of shame and sadness in a kid's face when their mom drags them to the store to help carry two shopping carts worth of mouthwash because their mad coup strat means the store actually owes HER fifty cents if she buys enough and makes sure no one else gets any so she can shove them in her lovely dragon hoard?

Couponers are this weird cross between hoarders and extreme thrift

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
My mom adores the show Hoarders and I can barely watch it, the show is so deeply depressing and infuriating. Like people will literally argue over keeping a jar of mayo that's like 6 years old.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
There was a time when TLC was light-hearted and fun (the Paige Davis-hosted "Trading Spaces"). I miss those days.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Tracula posted:

Also quoting this so it isn't lost because lolllol racism and transphobia.

I don't think Man Voice Forehead Girl had a dick actually 'cause she had pretty big titties.

I guess she could have had a dick, but I think she just had a manly voice.

What was racist about what I said? Don't you mean I'm fat shaming? Fat isn't a race. Well, maybe like a race to the buffet table.

WickedHate posted:

I was fine never thinking about the Amazing Atheist again but he did a video on otherkin recently and it blew up tumblr.

Shocking. Tumblr is known for being so even-tempered and thoughtfully receptive to criticism, especially if you call them crazy for thinking that a cartoon pony talks to them inside their magic brain.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Testekill posted:

The US version doesn't have anything as interesting as the owner of the French vego restaurant abandoning her restaurant to become an escort after Ramsey and her father had sought out a new head chef.

Not even the owner who had a public meltdown on social media shortly after her episode aired and then she and her husband were arrested for money laundering?

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

OldTennisCourt posted:

My mom adores the show Hoarders and I can barely watch it, the show is so deeply depressing and infuriating. Like people will literally argue over keeping a jar of mayo that's like 6 years old.

I'm convinced that all Extreme Couponers eventually transition to Hoarders: Buried Alive.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Mr. Fowl posted:

I'm convinced that all Extreme Couponers eventually transition to Hoarders: Buried Alive.

There was actually an episode that was clearly that. A woman would buy all this food and stockpile it due to getting good deals and it would end up rotting and filling her home.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
As far as I'm concerned, nothing can top 90 Day Fiance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTljqIKhs0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esciac6Nhm4

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echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

Robert Denby posted:

Another problem with reviewing reality TV is how ungodly depressing most shows are when you stop to think about them. I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have to actually watch those creepy TLC shows that got canned because, shock of all shocks, there was rampant sexual abuse going on behind the scenes.

Supernanny became a lot less fun for me when I realized that five-year-olds who hit their mom and call her a bitch are probably just imitating their dads. :(

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