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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
htc and valve are simultaneously announcing the first neural implant and also a chain of cybersurgery clinics coming to a city near you.

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oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Al! posted:

htc and valve are simultaneously announcing the first neural implant and also a chain of cybersurgery clinics coming to a city near you.

ill wait for the second generation thanks

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

htc and valve are simultaneously announcing the first neural implant and also a chain of cybersurgery clinics coming to a city near you.

you would wake up some mornings with someone elses personality

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
one of my hopes for all this oculus stuff would be that it seems like logically oculus head tracking input standards could easily be adopted into trackir input standards and we'd get more trackir games, unfortunately the company that makes trackir is made up of grognards who jealously protect the paring a webcam wth an ir flashlight secret

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

the problem with vr is that you have to put on a thing that masks your eyes

that alone is why it won't take off in a substantial way

people don't like wearing helmets

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

countdown until the first gaydar vr app (it just labelse everybody as being gay)

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

duTrieux. posted:

countdown until the first gaydar vr app (it just labelse everybody as being gay)

turn your vr helmet on...

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
this mexican guy is ownage

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

nightmare vision vr
everything looks exactly the same!

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Valeyard posted:

you would wake up some mornings with someone elses personality

maybe one day you'll wake up as someone who posts good!!!!

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

at the date posted:

maybe one day you'll wake up as someone who posts good!!!!

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

at the date posted:

maybe one day you'll wake up as someone who posts well!!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
sweet christ they're acting out and singing disney musicals on the stream now

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Al! posted:

sweet christ they're acting out and singing disney musicals on the stream now
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED ?!

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears


nerrrrrd :3:

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLvgx44T-k4

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
I'm looking forward to an entire generation of people sitting in their basements with doritos and mt dew direct IV and permanent boners from whatever japaenese rape game is popular at the moment

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
its where we were headed as a society anyways

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

at least the malcontents wont be bothering others anymore

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

like maybe vr paired with pizza delivery will be the next thing to kill nerds
what a beautiful future

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Liver Disaster posted:

like maybe vr paired with pizza delivery will be the next thing to kill nerds
what a beautiful future

you say that like it hasn't already happened

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2D_Votd2Y

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

a true vr experience

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Pinterest Mom posted:

you say that like it hasn't already happened

i know, i just want it to happen more
see also everquest and /pizza

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
the current rumor is that ubi is going to not release an assassins creed game next year

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

ayn rand hand job posted:

the current rumor is that ubi is going to not release an assassins creed game next year

good, hopefully that becomes an annual tradition

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Valeyard posted:

good, hopefully that becomes an annual tradition

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

ZShakespeare posted:

I'm looking forward to an entire generation of people sitting in their basements with doritos and mt dew direct IV and permanent boners from whatever japaenese rape game is popular at the moment

steam is already halfway there cause i'm pretty sure 90% of new games on steam are anime rape simulators

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
i've been watching some undertale gameplay and while i dont think its my type of game i appreciate the nonviolent mechnics and the fact that its not yet another rape simulator or roguelike BUT WITH ZOMBIES!!!!!

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Panty Saluter posted:

i've been watching some undertale gameplay and while i dont think its my type of game i appreciate the nonviolent mechnics and the fact that its not yet another rape simulator or roguelike BUT WITH ZOMBIES!!!!!

It's a good thing there are nonviolent options because the violent options are boring as poo poo. So are the nonviolent options, of course, but at least they're quicker.

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Liver Disaster posted:

i know, i just want it to happen more
see also everquest and /pizza
i remember the old lljk cs 1.6 server, where the admin installed /pizza

it brought up the little browser thing that half-life 1 used when you first entered a server, and brought you to papa john's website

2005 was a good time :unsmith:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
loving this psn downtime. cant bloodborne at all. and mgs5 is apparently too stupid to load if it can't ping the servers lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bump_fn posted:

loving this psn downtime. cant bloodborne at all. and mgs5 is apparently too stupid to load if it can't ping the servers lol

that's why I play PC games, they just work

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Al! posted:

that's why I play PC games, they just work

*launches regedit again*

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Notorious QIG posted:

*launches regedit again*

*waits for blu-ray to copy to 5400rpm sata-2 drive*

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

can you tards do this in a grey forum or something, nobody wants to see it

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Sudo Echo posted:

can you tards do this in a grey forum or something, nobody wants to see it

- me, reading ur posts

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Sudo Echo posted:

can you tards do this in a grey forum or something, nobody wants to see it

lol

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
lol there is literally nowhere else on this forum to chill and shoot the poo poo about games

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Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
grey forums games chat thread?

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