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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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http://www.faszination-fankurve.de/...=1159&bild_nr=1

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB8KBt_6dv0

:D

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Now if only Schmadtke used a fax machine.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Schaaf is back, not in Pog-form but as Hannovers new manager.

Also Hasan Ismaik, Jordanian enigma and billionaire - a point of contention for sure - is apparently interested in buying Everton, making it two clubs where he won't spend a dime on.

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!

Healbot posted:

...Hasan Ismaik, Jordanian enigma...

loving :laffo:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Healbot posted:

Schaaf is back, not in Pog-form but as Hannovers new manager.
I don't know which of these two options would be worse.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Apparently Ron-Robert Zieler was in that hotel that was burning on new years eve in Dubai and lost all his stuff including passports etc

http://www.sport1.de/fussball/2016/01/hotelzimmer-von-ron-robert-zieler-in-dubai-ausgebrannt

Myron
Jul 13, 2009

Everyone knows that passports always survive fires and explosions. Calling bullshit on this one op.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Myron posted:

Everyone knows that passports always survive fires and explosions. Calling bullshit on this one op.

Syrian passport found at Dubai fire

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Homework Explainer posted:

Syrian Iranian passport found at Dubai fire

ftfy

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Hey German lads, can anyone help me out a bit? Kicker apparently had a list of best central defenders in the league, I only saw a picture of the top of the list but can someone find me the full list?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Strikers:

Weltklasse (World Class):
1. Robert Lewandowski - 27 - IK-1.
2. P.-E. Aubameyang - 26 - IK-4.

Internationale Klasse (International Class):
3. Javier Hernandez - 27 - NA
4. Lars Stindel - 27 - IK-3. (M off)
5. Raffael - 30 - IK-2. (M off)

Im weiteren Kreis (Notable players):
6. Salomon Kalou - 30 - NA
7. Yoshinori Muto - 23 - NA
8. Raul Bobadilla - 28 - K-5. (AB off)
9. Vedad Ibisevic - 31 - NA
10. Bas Dost - 26 - IK-2.
11. Max Kruse - 27 - K-5.
12. Pierre-Michel Lasogga - 24 - NA
13. Anthony Modeste - 27 - NA
14. Anthony Ujah - 25 - B

Blickfeld (Eyes on these guys, sorted alphabetically):
Klass Jan Huntelaar - 32 - NA
Haris Seferovic - 23 - NA
Kevin Volland - 23 - K-9. (AB off)
Sandro Wagner - 28 - NA
Timo Werner - 19 - NA

Offensive midfielders

Weltklasse:
1. Thomas Müller

Internationale Klasse:
2. Shinji Kagawa
3. Illkay Gündogan
4. Yunus Malli

Im weiteren Kreis:
5. Gonzalo Castro
6. Thiago
7. Hiroshi Kiyotake
8. Daniel Didavi
9. Julian Draxler
10. Aturo Vidal

Blickfeld:
Pascal Groß
Alexander Meier
Marc Stendera

Außenbahn offensiv (Wingers)

Weltklasse
1. Douglas Costa 25 Bayern München -
2. Henrikh Mkhitaryan 26 Borussia Dortmund K-10.

Internationale Klasse
3. Arjen Robben 31 Bayern München WK-1.
4. Kingsley Coman 19 Bayern München -
5. Marco Reus 26 Borussia Dortmund K-7.
6. Leroy Sané 19 FC Schalke 04 -

Im weiteren Kreis
7. Fabian Johnson 28 Borussia Mönchengladbach K-13.
8. Marcel Heller 29 SV Darmstadt 98 -
9. Karim Bellarabi 25 Bayer Leverkusen IK-3.
10. Max Meyer 20 FC Schalke 04 B (off M)
11. Ibrahima Traoré 27 Borussia Mönchengladbach -
12. Admir Mehmedi 24 Bayer Leverkusen -
13. Caiuby 27 FC Augsburg -

Blickfeld
Leonardo Bittencourt 22 1. FC Köln -
Pablo De Blasis 27 1. FSV Mainz 05 -
Jairo 22 1. FSV Mainz 05 -
Nicolai Müller 28 Hamburger SV -


Mittelfeld defensiv (Defensive midfielders)

Weltklasse (World Class)
keiner (no one)

Internationale Klasse (International Class)
1. Xabi Alonso 34 Bayern München -
2. Kevin Kampl 25 Bayer Leverkusen -
3. Granit Xhaka 23 Borussia Mönchengladbach IK-2.
4. Lars Bender 26 Bayer Leverkusen K-7.
5. Vladimir Darida 25 Hertha BSC -

Im weiteren Kreis (Noteworthy)
6. Mahmoud Dahoud 20 Borussia Mönchengladbach -
7. Julian Weigl 20 Borussia Dortmund -
8. Roger 30 FC Ingolstadt -
9. Johannes Geis 22 FC Schalke 04 K-6.
10. Luiz Gustavo 28 VfL Wolfsburg IK-3.
11. Salif Sané 25 Hannover 96 K-5.
12. Maximilian Arnold 21 VfL Wolfsburg B
13. Leon Goretzka 20 FC Schalke 04 -
14. Per Ciljan Skjelbred 28 Hertha BSC -

Blickfeld (Eyes on)
Lewis Holtby 25 Hamburger SV -
Lukas Rupp 24 VfB Stuttgart -
Kevin Vogt 24 1. FC Köln B

Full Backs

Weltklasse:
keiner

Internationale Klasse:
1. Philipp Lahm
2. Matthias Ginter

Im weiteren Kreis:
3. Marcel Schmelzer
4. Paul Verhaegh
5. Mitchell Weiser
6. Julian Korb
7. Oscar Wendt
8. Christian Träsch
9. Roberto Hilbert
10. Rafinha

Blickfeld:
Dennis Diekmeier
Santiago Garcia
Jonas Hector
Tobias Levels
Marvin Plattenhardt
Marcel Risse
Ricardo Rodriguez
Markus Suttner

Central Defenders

Weltklasse:
1. Jerome Boateng

Internationale Klasse:
2. David Alaba
3. Javi Martinez
4. Naldo
5. Joel Matip

Im weiteren Kreis:
6. Jonathan Tah
7. Aytac Sulu
8. Marvin Matip
9. Fabian Lustenberger
10. Andreas Christensen
11. Dominique Heintz
12. Mats Hummels
13. Sokratis
14. Sven Bender
15. Sebastian Langkamp
16. Johan Djourou
17. Niklas Süle
18. Benjamin Hübner

Blickfeld:
Niko Bungert
Luca Caldirola
Jannik Vestergaard

Goalkeepers

Weltklasse:
1. Manuel Neuer

Internationale Klasse:
2. Ralf Fährmann
3. Yann Sommer
4. Timo Horn
5. Ron-Robert Zieler
6. Rene Adler
7. Marvin Hitz

Im weiteren Kreis:
8. Loris Karius
9. Rune Jarstein
10. Ramazan Özcan

Blickfeld:
Oliver Baumann
Diego Benaglio
Roman Bürki
Lukas Hradecky
Bernd Leno
Felix Wiedwald

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Fantastisch, thank you very much!

Interesting to see Klavan is not on the list as I suspected he wouldn't be. Over here he's painted as someone who's the best in the league and only his great loyalty to his team is stopping him from joining a top EPL team. I suspect an average BL fan only barely knows the name.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Augsburg had a horrible start to the season and only recovered near the winter break, it's no wonder he doesn't show up.

Also :laffo: the source of the strikers list wrote Stindl wrong.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Is he generally considered good? What I see is solid but nothing special.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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He's solid, yeah, his physique is rather good, so there's barely any injuries (he's played every single minute last season). I feel like Klavan could play well into his high thirties and be an asset to middling Bundesliga teams.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
lol @ Rodriguez being im Blickfeld

Who wrote that lovely list? I bet he thinks the Hercules guy or whatever he's called who plays for Germany is good.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Bernd Leno not even in the top 10 GKs wtf

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Rodriguez was pretty good last season, so him landing in Blickfeld means he was poo poo.

Edit: Leno had lots of howlers this season tbh.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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WTF, how is Lahm not a world class fullback???

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

ephex posted:

WTF, how is Lahm not a world class fullback???

He honestly wasn't THAT great in the last couple of months.

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

I hadn't realized Kampl was so highly rated now

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Dunban posted:

He honestly wasn't THAT great in the last couple of months.

What

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

ephex posted:

WTF, how is Lahm not a world class fullback???

Pep used him as midfielder instead of fullback too much?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Well, yeah. He was still good, but definitely not what I'd consider world class.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

ephex posted:

WTF, how is Lahm not a world class fullback???

duh he's a midfielder

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Apparently you're all retarded as heck so enjoy this picture

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I'm the Everton scarf but also, lol. Gonna make a killing selling grey and possibly also red duct tape to Liverpool supporters after lecturing them on german grammar. If I don't report back assume I have bought a timeshare in sunny Merseyside with the £££ that I'm about to make

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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i just saw the XXXXL label, lol brits just lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Die Kop, die

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

All klopps are bastards

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Stop the loving presses

https://twitter.com/SZ/status/687988856130547712

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
https://vine.co/v/h6zV3MnJJdB

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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m bison ja ja

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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It's back, bitches!

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
It is.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I won't be able to watch tonight's match ftl

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Dunban posted:

I won't be able to watch tonight's match ftl

That's some epic losery imo

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

ephex posted:

That's some epic losery imo

It is, watching Bayern win 69-0 against Hamburg every season is always fun.


Emptyquote this when we lose or draw

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Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Dunban posted:

It is, watching Bayern win 69-0 against Hamburg every season is always fun.


Emptyquote this when we lose or draw

:pray:

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