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Applewhite posted:Dude does audiobooks but TFA would have "bored him." Yeah, translation: My talent agent contacted them to see if I could be involved somehow, they said I could see it at the cinema if I bought a $10 ticket. This is not sour grapes. Lonos Oboe posted:"Yep, they were animals and I slaughtered them as such, I did nothing wrong" I always thought they were like Desert Firefly "Reavers", but basically people, and all that wraps and mask stuff was survival gear. If they are "biologically incompatable" how come they ran a train on Schmi Skywalker? Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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Otisburg posted:If they are "biologically incompatable" how come they ran a train on Schmi Skywalker? was it ever confirmed that this happened
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:I was re-watching the Despecialized editions today and it's remarkable how many lines are directly contradicted by stuff that happens in the prequels. Obi-Wan describing his relationship with Anakin is frequently cited, but there's a lot of other stuff, like Leia saying she can remember her mother, pretty much anything Yoda says, Yoda clearly being Obi-Wan's master, and so on. In fact it's not clear that Anakin was directly mentored by Obi-Wan, but rather a comrade. this is really the major problem apart from the prequels being bad movies is that virtually everything is contradicted by the original films (either by inference or directly) and in the cd thread the only way to make it work was say "everyone was lying in the original flicks". it's like george just completely forgot what happened or was said in them.
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Otisburg posted:Yeah, translation: My talent agent contacted them to see if I could be involved somehow, they said I could see it at the cinema if I bought a $10 ticket. This is not sour grapes.
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Otisburg posted:Yeah, translation: My talent agent contacted them to see if I could be involved somehow, they said I could see it at the cinema if I bought a $10 ticket. This is not sour grapes. There are cases of dolphins raping humans. Besides, it's not explicit what happened to Shmi.
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Jurgan posted:There are cases of dolphins raping humans. 
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Xenomrph posted:Holy gently caress, is this true? I mean I guess I live in a cocoon because I had no idea this was a thing. How does a dolphin even force itself on a human? Does the human end up drowning? I have so many questions that I probably don't want to know the answer to! It is, and there's youtubes
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i don't think a dolphin has raped a human (maybe humped at one like a dog do) but they do beat and rape porpoise children to death.
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More to the point, "biologically incompatible" just means they can't bear viable offspring. Horses and donkeys can make mules, but since mules are sterile, it's considered unsuccessful reproduction. I guess what I'm saying is, somewhere in the EU there must be a hideous Sand Person-Human hybrid that wishes for death.
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Without being crude, "biologicaly compatible" does not mean you cannot gently caress something. Does this have to be explained? As for dolphins raping humans, it's our fault. We should not be dressing so provocatively. I am replaying KOTOR and I forgot about the "noble savage" plot line on Tatooine. On one hand I kind of like it because it echos the revisionism regarding the native Americans portrayal in westerns (Tusken Raiders are literally the Indians in Star Wars even if they are more visually influenced by Laurence Of Arabia) and the reality that every race no matter how savage seeming has a culture and traditions which was a nice little moral dilemma considering what we have seen of them in the movies . On the other hand, this is Star Wars and sometimes people can't help but over explain. It's nice to have clear cut bad guys.
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how many force sensitive whales (literally whales) have been in the EU
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Lonos Oboe posted:As for dolphins raping humans, it's our fault. We should not be dressing so provocatively. 
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Fojar38 posted:was it ever confirmed that this happened No, it's something brought about by people who assume violence against a female character always means sexual violence. After all, got to give Anakin a justified reason to slaughter them like animals!
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Xenomrph posted:Holy gently caress, is this true? I mean I guess I live in a cocoon because I had no idea this was a thing. How does a dolphin even force itself on a human? Does the human end up drowning? I have so many questions that I probably don't want to know the answer to! Mother Nature is beautiful, but she's also a giant oval office. Dolphin rape was also the plot point to a King of the Hill episode I think.
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit 2: On The Move > We love the StarWars EU this much *outstretched arms tied to tusken raider rape rack*
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:(literally whales) There was a pretty sick mom joke just waiting here until you added that 
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I thought Rey actually name-checked some ancient EU tree-Jedi in TFA, but going nuts trying to find him I instead found these treasures: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jedi_Sniper http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bob_(Jedi)
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ah you were searching for jedi master ood bnar
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quote:Stationed on the parapets around the Temple Precinct, Temple snipers excelled at using their lightsabers as ranged weapons and used the Force to enhance their vision as well as to help guide their long-range shots uuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhhh
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lol how come the wookipedia article doesn't mention darth vader turning into a scorpion inside the jawa sandcrawler if we're just going to include video game poo poo now.
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is he around where the lava is
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Groovelord Neato posted:lol how come the wookipedia article doesn't mention darth vader turning into a scorpion inside the jawa sandcrawler if we're just going to include video game poo poo now. holy poo poo that's a real thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHRGQFA-MyA
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Groovelord Neato posted:lol how come the wookipedia article doesn't mention darth vader turning into a scorpion inside the jawa sandcrawler if we're just going to include video game poo poo now. holy poo poo that's a real thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHRGQFA-MyA
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ahahahahahah its in wookipedia its just not darth its Sasori http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sasori_Vader
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:ahahahahahah its in wookipedia its just not darth its Sasori that's not true...that's impossible....
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:how many force sensitive whales (literally whales) have been in the EU theres 9 different kinds of animal the get turned up when you search for whale, you'll have to be more specific do you mean the naboo whale, which jar jar binks hunted with his father, george,  on an old-timey sailboat 
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willus posted:theres 9 different kinds of animal the get turned up when you search for whale, you'll have to be more specific I was just thinking basically a planet of earth like whales. a talking force sensitive blue whale or humpback or something
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oh god fuckin DAMNIT "george r. binks" is just a loving pun on jar jar binks gently caressHillary Clintons Thong posted:I was just thinking basically a planet of earth like whales. well everything in star wars happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away i think you'll find, which is why everything on the wiki, including breasts, chairs, tables, etc, is referred to in past tense. ergo, whales do not exist
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you're right, but i'm over it because i'm still amazed that loving scorpion thing has an entry
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willus posted:theres 9 different kinds of animal the get turned up when you search for whale, you'll have to be more specific From Hell's heart, I'sa be stabbin' at you'sa
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:ahahahahahah its in wookipedia its just not darth its Sasori The game featured various fake Vaders which all happened to be shapeshifting monsters. The canonicity of this game and the creatures it features is dubious. There's some corollary to poe's law where it's impossible to tell if a wookieepedia article is being droll or demonstrating asperger's.
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you can search wookipedia for aspergers and it has no results edit: there is a result for Autism but its something about Jimmy Kimmell edit: now that they have the canon and legends tab its interesting. Was looking up the sandcrawler to see if there was any mention of stuff from the SNES version, and I learned that it wasn't storm troopers that were so accurate, it was an IMperial Flying Fortress also a sandcrawler as seen in the movie (they have different articles for different models) was about 150k credits new, what a deal thats a dollar more than a standard xwing. who came up with these numbers holy poo poo. I would like to guess its from some game or something, but certainly some dude figured out space dollar conversions and poo poo CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jan 5, 2016 |
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this isn't from wookipedia this is from the bigger luke wiki
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i'm not sure whats going on there but I'm guessing thats why the 90s luke toy was fuckin' buff
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willus posted:this isn't from wookipedia what!!!??? is this a troll thing? it kinda has to be. Hillary Clintons Thong posted:ahahahahahah its in wookipedia its just not darth its Sasori why?
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willus posted:this isn't from wookipedia is this satire or something?
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Dapper_Swindler posted:what!!!??? is this a troll thing? it kinda has to be. it looks like a pretty good joke but I have been poes lawed time and time and time again
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willus posted:this isn't from wookipedia This is obviously pure genius There has to be a wookieepedia talk thread raging about the poor research methods of those Bigger Luke guys edit: vvvv gently caress I forgot about Room 237
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Fonzarelli posted:is this satire or something? you should watch that documentary about the shining and realize bigger luke is all too real.
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