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Sorry, kinda sleepy, but what I've gotten from the last page or two is that some arseholes somewhere should've gotten a woman to teach them how to build a fire before they invaded a bird sanctuary to protect poaching arsonist cowboys? Can't wait for the movie.
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Fathis Munk posted:Freep thread is having a field day with this bullshit. Apparently the guys are asking for people to send the "snacks and gear". Also they are freezing their rear end off because they can't get a fire going
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Filox posted:Sorry, kinda sleepy, but what I've gotten from the last page or two is that some arseholes somewhere should've gotten a woman to teach them how to build a fire before they invaded a bird sanctuary to protect poaching arsonist cowboys? Knowing the story, I'm unsure how extending someones sentence AFTER they've served their time is legal, however, it seems the Feds think they didn't serve enough time for arson after setting fires on property they lease from the BLM in 2001 and 2006 - get this - to remove invasive vegetation and protect their land from wildfires. Now they're going to serve 4 more years?! The old man is 73 for gently caress sake. Yeah, I stand with this militia. It's time we take our Government back. They no longer represent the people, Too bad they aren't convicted drug dealers, reducing their sentence and releasing them would be no problem. But the are white working people so the government has to screw them. BLM director is Neil Kornze,who pior to this appointment was senior advisor to Harry Reid. The revolution is starting.. firebomb dc 
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Filox posted:Sorry, kinda sleepy, but what I've gotten from the last page or two is that some arseholes somewhere should've gotten a woman to teach them how to build a fire before they invaded a bird sanctuary to protect poaching arsonist cowboys? I doubt they have any women there to cook for them too, they must be really hungry. Can't wait until the cannibalism begins.
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Maybe they'll poach some deer and get what ever diseases you get by not gutting them properly.
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Wendell posted:This is from a guy on my list who seems to believe that all terrorism is fake, because if it were real that would mean Muslims were bad, and thus he was bad. A few pages back but - In October 2006, New York City had another into a building and nothing happened besides both people aboard the aircraft were killed and 20 something people were injured. A guy at work who believes all the conspiracy theories Alex Jones tells thought this was absolute proof 911 was an inside job done by the illuminati since it didn't collapse. Also since it was the New York Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle who was flying the plane it was the illuminati who killed him for some reason. Also it was the illuminati that made it so their wasn't 24/7 news coverage for weeks like 911 because they don't want people to ask questions. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_New_York_City_plane_crash
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Stuntman posted:one of these things is not like the other  Breetai posted:If you can't cook and are proud of it, regardless of gender, you have no culture and should subsist on nothing but Soylent brand cumshakes until the heavy metals in it solve your problem for you.
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Taste the Rainbugh posted:A few pages back but - So does that mean the illuminati are Sox fans or
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Tiggum posted:Canned mushrooms are perfectly fine. They're just mushrooms, in a can. And if you enjoy food, but don't cook and blame it on someone else, you are a useless rear end in a top hat who deserves nothing but gruel.
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Henchman of Santa posted:So does that mean the illuminati are Sox fans or The illuminati are clearly Sox fans. Also the illuminati are not Sox fans but are behind the sox.
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Picnic Princess posted:I doubt they have any women there to cook for them too, they must be really hungry. HAHAHAHA holy poo poo they are starving 
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Help! Help! We're too dumb to plan ahead! E: MREs, really old MREs, would be appropriate. Scathach has a new favorite as of 05:43 on Jan 5, 2016 |
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Literally hoping they almost starve to death and have to be fed with government snacks after they surrender
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Best part of all of this is this is an election year. Or the year Obama declares himself godking for life.
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Taking bets on whether they freeze to death, starve to death, or give up first.
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cptn_dr posted:Taking bets on whether they freeze to death, starve to death, or give up first. Option 4: turn on each other.
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Oh my God, do they have toilet paper? I bet they don't have toilet paper. This is a trainwreck.
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trickybiscuits posted:One of the guys said they were prepared to die but apparently they didn't consider the possibility that the feds weren't going to treat this like another Waco (or care). It's pretty great to see people fail so publicly at making martyrs of themselves. I heard Lt. Montel Williams was going to lead a group of black pampers to arrest them but he slipped on a slice of bacon and got his earring caught on a doorknob.
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Picnic Princess posted:HAHAHAHA holy poo poo they are starving 
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See, this is why you always assign everybody a kind of dish for the potluck, or you end up with everybody bringing guns and nobody bringing the jello salad.
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Apparently some of them are sleeping in their trucks. But they definitely came prepared for the long haul, you guys! This is gonna last for years!
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Scathach posted:Help! Help! We're too dumb to plan ahead! trickybiscuits posted:Oh my God, do they have toilet paper? I bet they don't have toilet paper. This is a trainwreck. Send them PB&J MREs, solve both problems.
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Thinky Whale posted:See, this is why you always assign everybody a kind of dish for the potluck, or you end up with everybody bringing guns and nobody bringing the jello salad. Or create a spreadsheet. That way you know who is bringing potato salad, who is bringing snacks, and who is bringing rifles.
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Madkal posted:Or create a spreadsheet. That way you know who is bringing potato salad, who is bringing snacks, and who is bringing rifles. Perhaps they misunderstood the expression "eat lead".
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Vladimir Poutine posted:Incidentally, almost all memes shared by Australian right-wingers are repurposed American ones, and still contain giveaway phrases like "1st amendment", "home of the free", "social security", etc. 4 pages late but: Lol Lacqui Lambie. Now if you want a person who was in a similar position but isn't a total dick look at Ricky Muir. His story about chaining his views on marriage equality on Kitchen Cabinet last year was great.
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"For gently caress sake, guys! No matches, no TP, no tater salad, no sleeping bags. Did we at least remember to bring bullets? Please tell me we remembered to bring bullets. Bob? Ted? ... Anyone? Ferris?"
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so serious question, are these dudes basically trapped inside until they give up? Like are there authorities blocking the road and keeping more people from joining/supplying them or are they not really giving a gently caress? Cause it's almost funnier if people can just come and go as they please and no one is showing up to help them
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Afaik they are indeed just being completely ignored, not even police presence, which is probs the best way to go about it. (I don't doubt that some kind of task force is assembled somewhere around there just in case but apparently no law enforcement visible) The whole thing is one hell of a failed martyrdom. Every one and their dog tells them to just stop. Even the loving oathkeepers Picnic Princess posted:HAHAHAHA holy poo poo they are starving "we don't want your money but here's a donation link "
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I'd love if someone left some food on the doorstep for them then shot them with paintballs when they came out to get it
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Jan 5, 2016 10:55
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Send them dogturds. And penis shaped food.
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Aren't these armed criminals? I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet. Oh wait yeah, lol.
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Fathis Munk posted:Send them dogturds. Onions disguised as carmel apples Dog turds dipped in chocolate, put in candy wrappers Laxative bars in non-laxitive candy wrappers
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Scathach posted:Help! Help! We're too dumb to plan ahead! Dig out all the old cheese and veggie omelettes. I'm sure there's a warehouse full of them somewhere nearby.
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Just to clarify: this is a screenshot of a photograph of a phone displaying a Facebook status update. It has been shared 56,000 times.
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 at half the things in that list
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Young bitches sound cool I wanna party with them.
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eat hot cheetoos
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IoSM : wash they pussy in tha sink
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No one has to shut their phone off to charge it, this is madness!
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Just make sure you suck dick before eating hot cheetoos.
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