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quote:Slavoj is wearing mostly fur. To his right, on the floor, is the headpiece of a dog costume, which is upturned and rather pungent.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:20 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 10:07 |
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http://myhateispure.org/2012/07/20/slavoj-zizek-talks-about-the-dark-knight-rises/ e: oh
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 16:21 |
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I read a review for an onion blossom maker on Amazon where the guy said he and his wife tried to use it as a sex toy. I don't know how that would work but I saved a screenshot of the review.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 19:24 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I saved a screenshot of the review. Show, don't tell.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 19:43 |
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I have to get it off my computer. I'm on the app right now.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 20:39 |
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wiffle ball bat posted:*cracks knuckles* time to bust out the anecdotes Nude Bog Lurker posted:i'm imagining two pieces of poo poo-coloured playdough mushed together into a ball rolling over other lovely pieces of playdough
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 01:03 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:http://myhateispure.org/2012/07/20/slavoj-zizek-talks-about-the-dark-knight-rises/ Huh, one of the links on his sidebar is to mccaine.org. Six degrees of goon.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 02:02 |
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So he's imaging two brown people?
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 02:12 |
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Sometimes, the meme/macro thread isn't completely terrible.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 04:43 |
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hey im looking for a thread from like ~2011 - 2012 called something like "a very YOSPOS christmas" or similar. it was a bunch of poorly edited pictures with a poem, including the line or close to it "for little willy gates, not one zune but two!" and ended with richard stallman being too fat to exit the door of a burning building.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 17:43 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:So he's imaging two brown people? that's not very nice.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 21:03 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:So he's imaging two brown people? boo
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 22:39 |
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H.H posted:just remembered a funny story:
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 03:24 |
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I'm just going to pretend this is the origin story for Grindr if that's okay.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 04:39 |
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something similar happened when my name was yonic symbolism and I got a twitter account I have been mortified to this very day about that
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 04:54 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I read a review for an onion blossom maker on Amazon where the guy said he and his wife tried to use it as a sex toy. I don't know how that would work but I saved a screenshot of the review. according to a thing I read on Cracked years ago, the Amazon reviews for various DIY bits & pieces are filled with normal DIY folks and also sex-machine enthusiasts, steadfastly refusing to acknowledge one another
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 05:34 |
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:according to a thing I read on Cracked years ago http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ridiculous-sex-machines-amazon-with-hilarious-reviews/
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 06:17 |
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echinopsis posted:my wife and i have been "playing tinder" and omg its such a different game. she has to ruthlessly swipe no or else she almost always gets a match whereas I have to swipe yes on virtually everyone but the least desirable humans in order to get a few matches.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 09:58 |
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Subjunctive posted:http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ridiculous-sex-machines-amazon-with-hilarious-reviews/ This was pretty meh until the last page, which contains this amazing paragraph: Cracked guy posted:Also, here's a tip for all you ladies, and I'll leave you with this: If you start a conversation with me with the words, "I'm a woman who can take a beating," I am immediately afraid of you. You have cracked a door into the terrifying, haunted trauma house of your life and then immediately shut it, leaving me to guess at everything inside.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 13:01 |
Craptacular posted:I wonder what that is. It looks like styrofoam, but styrofoam wouldn't have nearly enough mass to crack a windshield, and snow wouldn't hold together that well, would it? canyoneer posted:See all the snow around? The only thing that makes sense is that the cold weather has made the Styrofoam more firm and that's why it broke the windshield cinci zoo sniper has a new favorite as of 16:57 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 16:49 |
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dreezy posted:i used to mock people who fell in love with celebrities or anime characters or what have you, until i first saw this picture. that pizza loving chick is my waifu.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 16:56 |
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Why would it be anything but snow?
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 17:08 |
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w00tmonger posted:Why would it be anything but snow? Only because it's ice.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 17:14 |
w00tmonger posted:Why would it be anything but snow?
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 17:40 |
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Whatever it is it scares the gently caress out of me.
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 21:29 |
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Regarding names of MRE'sMinarch posted:"Bay of pigs in a blanket"
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 03:37 |
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Context: 14 inch is a mechanic. He went to the doctor last week with some really gross mystery fungus and other weird symptoms.Seat Safety Switch posted:14 looked the doctor in the eyes. In many ways, they were a similar beast. Flat-rate techs, bent on repairing intricate machines when their owners had failed. He shuffled his feet and turned his gaze to the floor, considering the ramifications of his lifestyle. Surely this qualified as abuse, he figured. It's the new year. I should turn over a new leaf.
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:07 |
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Super Waffle posted:Abu bhraised
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:44 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Eh, I guess that's no different than how I keep my fleshlight in my stemware cupboard.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 05:44 |
Buttmeister posted:shutup and post rare stallmans
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 12:30 |
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I'm pretty sure I read a quote in the last thread about the F-35, something about the canadian version interdicting a Bear over canadian airspace, and the guy's wingman exploding when he tried a light banked turn. Also one that ended with a marine f-35 coming in and the marine screaming OOHRAH THESE COLORS DON'T RUN ETC while the ground infantry dude he was supporting prayed for death. Anyone have either of those?
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 20:44 |
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Both by Trochanterquote:Major Laurier had picked the wrong day to change meth dealers. "Meanwhile" links to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM quote:I'll give it a shot: Kavak has a new favorite as of 00:25 on Jan 5, 2016 |
# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:22 |
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Kavak posted:Both by Trochanter someone's running cloud-to-butt extension and this line is now hilarious.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:26 |
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Enourmo posted:someone's running butt-to-butt extension and this line is now hilarious. That was me. It improves so many things.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:48 |
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Thanks Kavak.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:51 |
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I am trying to stifle back laughter on the train home from reading those. loving
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 01:11 |
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I did not know there was a cloud-to-butt extension. But now I do.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 09:00 |
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Kind of old, but—Monkey Fracas posted:the guy across the street with the sign that simply says "DONUTS" throws his hat on the ground and stomps on it
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 12:58 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I did not know there was a cloud-to-butt extension. But now I do. There are also extensions that turn "millennials" into "snake-people", "SJWs" into "skeletons", and one that replaces YouTube comments with quotes from Nietzsche. Truly ours is the best of all possible worlds.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 16:13 |
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That Canadian Fighter pilot one makes me laugh so goddamn hard
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 16:29 |