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I was flying back to Pensacola through Atlanta once and my entire flight was filled with boots headed to various schools in the area. They got plenty of "thank you for servings" and a special call out by the flight attendant and people clapped. The guy put in charge of their muster sheet got upgraded k first class and I bet that pussy didn't even get a drink. There was a marine dude on leave that flight who was acting all hardcore like heh yeah well I'm a a marine and when I asked what he did he said he was stationed in Gulfport for weatherman school lol I convinced the kid next to me that the in flight lovely headphones were better than his beats (lol) because the airplane ones went IN your ear. Basically all enlisted are dumb as gently caress Edit: and I cut in line in front of a bunch of them to get my seat quicker and got lots of dirty looks gently caress you boot
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I cut in line in front of a bunch of them to get my seat quicker and got lots of dirty looks gently caress you boot That old guy must hate the military! I bet he didn't he serve his country! My RDC's told me I was important!
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 22:26 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:gently caress you boot Amen.
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 23:23 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:gently caress you boot Always and forever.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 00:15 |
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Always drop the v from v/r to show how important I am
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 01:47 |
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Sir Lucius posted:Always drop the v from v/r to show how important I am You maniac!
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 01:56 |
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Psh I just do /r. Edit: I'm home go drunk. Read that wrong.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 03:05 |
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As a civ if I'm emailing my (former navy) boss or someone I actually respect I'll throw on the V/r. Everyone else just gets my last name.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 12:48 |
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I just typed sincerely because that's what the actual instruction calls for.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 15:24 |
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You guys actually type out your signature blocks every time? You know outlook will add it on every email, right? All my emails have the v/r but if it's going to someone I know I add my callsign to the end of the actual message.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 16:45 |
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I never used a signature block.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 17:00 |
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My job title/phone number/seating area changes so much it would be worthless.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 17:39 |
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Just lol if you don't have a signature with automatically updating spiritual quotes from Joel Osteen ministries.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 17:45 |
Mr. Nice! posted:I just typed sincerely because that's what the actual instruction calls for. Unfortunately, the new instruction finally changed this and now suggests the traditional Very respectfully and Respectfully complimentary closes.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:35 |
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lmao motivational signature quotes
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:09 |
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FOR OFFICAL USE ONLY IF YOU ARE NOT THE INDENTED RECIPIENT DELETE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:26 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:40 |
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quote:boot I swear to loving god. Is it that loving hard to buy a cheap pair of jeans, a non navy sweater, or anything at all... The amount of boots with that loving boot camp bullshit or PT poo poo on is astounding when it gets even the smallest chill. It's not even a basic NEX trip, at the loving mall or eating out with friends. Just buy some loving clothes!
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 02:33 |
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Last year the minute I got to Pensacola I spent around a 100 on civilian clothes. A bunch of retards blew their entire savings on laptops and xboxes and had to wait until their next check to buy some clothes.
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LingcodKilla posted:Last year the minute I got to Pensacola I spent around a 100 on civilian clothes. In fairness to them they probably got a really sweet package deal from the kiosk at the mall.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 06:12 |
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vulturesrow posted:In fairness to them they probably got a really sweet package deal from the kiosk at the mall. Hey I searched for the computer kiosks at the mall and couldnt find them. Hella shoe and hat stores though.
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Null Integer posted:I swear to loving god. Is it that loving hard to buy a cheap pair of jeans, a non navy sweater, or anything at all... The amount of boots with that loving boot camp bullshit or PT poo poo on is astounding when it gets even the smallest chill. It's not even a basic NEX trip, at the loving mall or eating out with friends. Just buy some loving clothes! People are crazy proud about their boot divisions now. I stumbled across some boot division Facebook groups with 70+ members meaning nearly every one of those fuckers joined it. There's a couple dudes I'd like to find to see what they're up to. Like my rack mate who would give himself a boner right before the guy doing inspections came by so a person stared at the outline of a boner in a uniform. Pretty funny stuff.
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Octopode posted:Unfortunately, the new instruction finally changed this and now suggests the traditional Very respectfully and Respectfully complimentary closes. They finally updated the 1710.7?
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Mr. Nice! posted:They finally updated the 1710.7? No, sorry, I thought you were referring to the Correspondence Manual (5216.5) which was updated earlier this year to include email correspondence.
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Octopode posted:No, sorry, I thought you were referring to the Correspondence Manual (5216.5) which was updated earlier this year to include email correspondence. Ah I was always using the social usage and protocol manual because the correspondence man didn't include email or anything. Regardless gently caress that poo poo. Email sigs are loving stupid.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 18:25 |
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If you care more about the content after the conclusion of the email than the content in the email you're a giant dickbag.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 18:26 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:If you care more about the content after the conclusion of the email than the content in the email you're a giant dickbag. Gonna use that as my email quote. v/r, Lou Takki Important Title One Important Command Phone Phone "If you care more about the content after the conclusion of the email than the content in the email you're a giant dickbag."
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 18:34 |
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Man, putting your phone number in your signature is dumb. Then people will actually call you. Anyone who needs my number either already has it, or I can decide who gets out via email.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 00:40 |
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Sent my DH an email signed "Extremely respectful in a very respective tone", forgot to change it since that's usually my sig for messages I have with friends. Heard her laughter from her office and learned how much everyone that isn't a total tool bag hates emails. gently caress IT too, the one at our command enforces having the whole V/r name phone and some massive paragraph telling people to delete the email if it has information they aren't supposed to see.
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Pandasmores posted:Sent my DH an email signed "Extremely respectful in a very respective tone", forgot to change it since that's usually my sig for messages I have with friends. Heard her laughter from her office and learned how much everyone that isn't a total tool bag hates emails. No IT person ever likes that poo poo but someone threatened to drop a bag of hammers on them if it didn't become policy.
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ManMythLegend posted:Man, putting your phone number in your signature is dumb. Then people will actually call you. Anyone who needs my number either already has it, or I can decide who gets out via email. You're that guy that works in a niche shop no one has the number to and you have to call the base operator/dispatch Pandasmores posted:gently caress IT too, the one at our command enforces having the whole V/r name phone and some massive paragraph telling people to delete the email if it has information they aren't supposed to see. lol the IT LTs are the loving worst. Failed pilots that are pissed at their poo poo job so take very serious. Got my internet taken away not because of too much bandwidth but too much bandwidth used in comparison to everyone at the time, at 3 am, on night shift. That's how they judged usage. The only way to get it back was to have your loving DH email him and presumably tell him you got a stern talking to. Not to mention a pissed off LPO and write up. Sent me a huge beautiful graph too outlining the usage in mbs and poo poo. Don't even get me started on the ship ones. The kicker is that it was because two others had already lost theirs and needed mine to check poo poo What I'm saying here is gently caress the Navy Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:You're that guy that works in a niche shop no one has the number to and you have to call the base operator/dispatch As an XO if I gave out my number I would be getting calls constantly from every rear end in a top hat on base who wants to tell me how they think my ship/sailors should act or who wants to "personally schedule" their bullshit office to come over and give my crew a brief about some dumb bullshit. Besides, even if you work in some "customer service" based shop you should force everything to email anyway so that you have your conversations documented. You would be surprised at how much dumb poo poo gets filtered out just by forcing people to write it in an email.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 02:48 |
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:You're that guy that works in a niche shop no one has the number to and you have to call the base operator/dispatch The only reason I ever took someone's internet away was because I caught them browsing porn on a govt computer, and that only happened because the watch at UARNOC called me directly on the ship while I was underway and said there was someone trying to get around their filters to get at porn.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 05:20 |
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Every time I think I deal with nonsense in the Seabees you guys help me put my 30 minute workday in perspective
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 16:22 |
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do Seabees ever work I mean honestly. They don't do poo poo deployed nor stateside. Maybe in like 2008
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:51 |
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considering that maffew is a new e3 and already has 5 or 6 collaterals and is still only at work a half hour a day I'm gonna say no. it's like he's in the loving reserves.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:58 |
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GOD HELP YOU though if your haircut is out of regs.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:59 |
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Seabees just aren't what they used to be back in my days
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Seabees just aren't what they used to be back in my days
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