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Evfedu posted:That Canadian Fighter pilot one makes me laugh so goddamn hard Are there any more like it? I swear I've seen others posted in old quote threads, but it might've just been the F-35 one.
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I swear there's an entire saga of the F-35 operating in Somalia and being shot down by Somali pirates in air balloons.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 18:22 |
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Poor ol' F-35, thought of ants and crashed.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 18:36 |
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Greatbacon posted:There are also extensions that turn "millennials" into "snake-people", "SJWs" into "skeletons", and one that replaces YouTube comments with quotes from Nietzsche. That last seems redundant. If you're reading YouTube comments you've already gazed into the abyss.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 18:54 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Are there any more like it? I swear I've seen others posted in old quote threads, but it might've just been the F-35 one. I hope that guy writes comedy for a living, I just about died laughing once I got to the OnStar bit. Who the hell even remembers that tidbit? It's the little things
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 20:19 |
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Lonos Oboe posted:This is my from the hip take on the Vader dick discussion: I think he has no balls but has a mighty dick. He has the power, but lacks the will and drive needed to do anything with it and gets no enjoyment. i am sure that in a specific irony his dick is totally unmarked except for maybe a single scar. (I have scoured wookieepedia for proof, but an artist on the Clone Wars cartoon series' DA page backs me up on this.) He likely installed a prostate massager into his meditation suite. Which is symbolic of the Emperor's control over him. Luke and Leia are his symbolic balls that he needs to have the power to conquer the galaxy and bring balance to the force. Once he has his children acting as his symbolic balls, only then will balance be brought.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 21:33 |
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what is a poet? all balls no cock
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 21:43 |
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Aphrodite posted:Poor ol' F-35, thought of ants and crashed. The quotes are coming from inside the thread!
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:24 |
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What is F-35 a reference to?
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:44 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:What is F-35 a reference to? The F-35 is a jet that they're trying to replace the current American fleet of jets with, and has been a complete and utter boondoggle costing poo poo tons of money for a terrible product that most actual people in the military don't even want.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:49 |
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it's a bad plane as can in fact be entirely grasped from context you chimp
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:49 |
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I thought it was GBS 1.0 code for the "fag"-word or something.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:53 |
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Hell 35 fags sounds like a fun party to me
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:55 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I thought it was GBS 1.0 code for the "fag"-word or something. yes this makes much more sense than the alternative
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:56 |
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Mans posted:I swear there's an entire saga of the thirty five fags operating in Somalia and being shot down by Somali pirates in air balloons. ????
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:59 |
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I mean, to be fair, we don't have any evidence that other pilots don't call F-35 pilots "fags"
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I mean, to be fair, we don't have any evidence that other pilots don't call F-35 pilots "fags" don't ask, don't tell
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:11 |
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foobardog posted:The F-35 is a jet that they're trying to replace the current American fleet of jets with, and has been a complete and utter boondoggle costing poo poo tons of money for a terrible product that most actual people in the military don't even want. Especially when its outclassed by planes that are nearly 20 years old, iirc.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 02:12 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Especially when its outclassed by planes that are nearly 20 years old, iirc. And my glorious country of Australia spent $12 Billion USD on the loving things despite everyone saying they were absolute poo poo, including the dudes trying to sell them to us.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 02:55 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I mean, to be fair, we don't have any evidence that other pilots don't call F-35 pilots "fags" Yeah but that's only because they're usually on fire, have a high mortality rate, and have trouble starting up when there's wind.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 03:10 |
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Aphrodite posted:Yeah but that's only because they're usually on fire, have a high mortality rate, and have trouble starting up when there's wind. Counterpoint: good luck ever having 20 intact ones in one place.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 03:21 |
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princecoo posted:And my glorious country of Australia spent $12 Billion USD on the loving things despite everyone saying they were absolute poo poo, including the dudes trying to sell them to us. The sooner you realise that commonwealth countries only exist to buy things from America, the better off you'll be. Just look at Canada, they haven't produced any of their own culture in decades and they're happy as clams.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 04:17 |
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RandomFerret posted:The sooner you realise that commonwealth countries only exist to buy things from America, the better off you'll be. They own most of the regional. Air jet of the us. Embrair or something I fly weekly. And Justin believer
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 04:23 |
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On the topic of HemingwayEarwicker posted:maybe someone needs to do one of those The Sun Also Rises And Zombies mashups. Mel Mudkiper posted:A moveable feast
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 04:27 |
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Aphrodite posted:Yeah but that's only because they're usually on fire, have a high mortality rate, and have trouble starting up when there's wind. Interesting fact: F-35s, like fags, are often flaming.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:15 |
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RandomFerret posted:Just look at Canada, they haven't produced any of their own culture in decades and they're happy as clams. America doesn't have a culture, though.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:53 |
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Wild T posted:Now since we're on the topic of that deployment, there was a healthy helping of AUG to go with the pizza. There I worked with Hall, who was hands-down the grossest motherfucker I've ever met. I was first introduced to him in some pre-deployment training we all went through in Kansas. He was an Air Force E-4 who was planning to punch as soon as he got home and return to his hometown in West Virginia. I'm pretty sure he was at least mildly autistic, actually, because he was a computer genius but utterly inept at anything else while being totally unaware that he sucked at an activity. He walked like a giant toddler; toes pointed towards each other, arms limp at his side and swaying with each step. He'd brag in his strange, lispy voice about how good of a shot he was from hunting back home, then broke down in tears at the rifle range because he failed the course 6+ times in a row and the instructors eventually shot his targets for him so they could go home. He didn't know how to shower properly and would walk into the shower, stand under the water for 2-3 minutes without actually washing then get out sopping wet and put his dirty clothes back on, ensuring a constant funk of mildew, rear end and body odor surrounded him at all times. He almost got the Colonel in charge of us killed when he on radio watch; he'd turned the radio off because the sounds annoyed him. After the team our he was riding in was under fire for 45 minutes or so the Colonel used a cell phone to call our boss, who ran in to find Hall browsing Wikipedia and practicing reading and writing in binary.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 13:49 |
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You're a mess, Hall.
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Wilford Cutlery posted:You're a mess, Hall.
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crazy cloud posted:Alternatively stop living in fear and love your fellow sentient beings unconditionally
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 16:43 |
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RevKrule posted:The Bundy standoff got magical overnight. Squizzle posted:Now is the winter of his discount tent.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 23:17 |
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once in a lifetime pun right there
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 03:38 |
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The context of the pun is exquisite, but I was seeing that line on image macros back in 2002.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 03:42 |
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Greatbacon posted:There are also extensions that turn "snake people" into "snake-people", "skeletons" into "skeletons", and one that replaces YouTube comments with quotes from Nietzsche. These extensions make talking about these extensions very difficult
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 06:41 |
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sweeperbravo posted:once in a lifetime pun right there Best one I saw on the forums about someone who I think their mom (?) Would dress as star wars characters and all I really remember was "looking for love in Alderaan places."
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Y'allahu Akbar, everybody! Yee-haw! Ragequit posted:Yeehawdism: 72 cousins in the afterlife
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Popular Thug Drink posted:my wife steels her gaze and looks out over the cold horizon. clouds gather on the distance. she ties her simple homespun scarf tighter around her head. "beej storm coming in. better get these handbeezys in the cellar before snow falls" she hardens her lips. life is tough here
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 01:12 |
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one handbeezy, never given
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oldpainless posted:Hell 35 fags sounds like a fun party to me It sounds like it ought to be the sequel to 47 Ronin, presumably after the Dirty Dozen quit.
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