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CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!
Is this just some guys random ideas, or is there some EU justification for these that I'm not aware of? The execution of fitting them together doesn't seem bad, but would probably be better if person was a better painter.

Except this guy:


because gently caress structures, I guess. A-wing with only a-spar to hold it on...

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spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

YF19pilot posted:

Is this just some guys random ideas, or is there some EU justification for these that I'm not aware of? The execution of fitting them together doesn't seem bad, but would probably be better if person was a better painter.

Except this guy:


because gently caress structures, I guess. A-wing with only a-spar to hold it on...

There's EU justification, the "Ugly Starfighters".

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ugly

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
Not knowing about the Uglies...

*shakes head sadly as he closes his S-foils and hyperspaces away*

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord
They're non-canon anyway

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

That doesn't make them any less awesome

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
Lol even when I read those dang books as a kid I didn't like uglies. Stop chopping up nice(ish) miniatures to make worse ones!

More people posting their poewings in this thread tho please

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib

Dr. Phildo posted:

Lol even when I read those dang books as a kid I didn't like uglies. Stop chopping up nice(ish) miniatures to make worse ones!

More people posting their poewings in this thread tho please

It's okay, Phildo. With time and healing, you might one day heal and learn joy.

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
I know joy

The joy of hating uglies!!

But for real, I guess if you're having fun and you think it looks good and it gives you a warm feeling then go and do it.

Please don't put bosoms on xwings

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yeah everyone knows bosoms go on B-wings, jeez.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

This one looks too Star Trek for X Wing

1000 Brown M and Ms fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Jan 4, 2016

Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007

Soggy Chips posted:

Stolen from reddit


The TYE Fighter, TIEX-Wing, and the one on the far right based on the unused Force Awakens concept art are Cool and Good.

Space Butler
Dec 3, 2010

Lipstick Apathy

JerryLee posted:

That's not an X-TIE, an X-TIE is an X-Wing fuselage with TIE solar panels, not the other way around :goonsay:

The S-foils on a TIE ball design was referred to somewhere but they called it something different

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chir%27daki

These things.

Did the guy make every ugly listed on that site or something? I love those.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

Fathis Munk posted:

Yeah everyone knows bosoms go on B-wings, jeez.

I prefer double D-Wings

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Dr. Phildo posted:

Lol even when I read those dang books as a kid I didn't like uglies. Stop chopping up nice(ish) miniatures to make worse ones!

More people posting their poewings in this thread tho please

I was liked the concept tbh, they are extreme salvaging! They were also meant to be crap but better than literally nothing.

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine
Sometimes they're better than what you start with!

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!


The old design were God awful, look at those stubby runt sponson bolters.

However, these days technology allows us to go all GI Joe:

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Also, the new, sex-positive slayers. Bare midriffs are for amateurs, here, the dwarf duardin go to battle clan in beards, belts and tiny gold triangles glued to their feet with goblin grot brain.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord
Those are clearly ancient battle flip-flops

Frobbe
Jan 19, 2007

Calm Down
Wargameexclusive are selling Necrons with breasts... I will let you all discover them on your own. I thought the Tau, sisters and admech was bad enough

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

JcDent posted:



The old design were God awful, look at those stubby runt sponson bolters.

However, these days technology allows us to go all GI Joe:



That new mastadon thing is so god drat fugly

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is it a troop transport? It looks undergunned.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

BULBASAUR posted:

That new mastadon thing is so god drat fugly

I think it's fugly in an endearing way, like it's a big Space Marine GI Joe supertank that would unfold into a playset with spring loaded missiles and real battle sounds coming out of a lovely little speaker underneath.

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008
The 'Old Design' was a scratch build from plasti-card, and they published the pattern for it in WD - I built one !
(The wheels are WFB Shields. 2 hex-bases and predator las-cannon for the side guns, iirc)

(edit - WD 132, according to the sign on the photo)

Renfield fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jan 5, 2016

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

goatface posted:

Is it a troop transport? It looks undergunned.

It's got like six meltaguns mounted in its front doors for some reason.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

BULBASAUR posted:

That new mastadon thing is so god drat fugly

it looks like a huge Taurox

so yeah, ugly

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
I can't stand the silly sponsons and tiny little tracks in the front combined with the truck cab in the back. If it was just a glorified dune crawler I'd like it. G.I. Joe playset is very appropriate. I'm more of a scale modeler in that I like models based off something somewhat plausible:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A few big guns is better than dozens of little ones.

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008

goatface posted:

A few big guns is better than dozens of little ones.

Dreadnought Battleship doctrine. As true in M41 as WW2

PrinnySquadron
Dec 8, 2009

It kinda looks like the space marine flyer, whatever its called, with tracks and other bits tacked on.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

goatface posted:

Is it a troop transport? It looks undergunned.

It's basically a super land raider. It was featured in the Iron Hands part of The Primarchs book.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

PrinnySquadron posted:

It kinda looks like the space marine flyer, whatever its called, with tracks and other bits tacked on.

I bet the same guy that did that ugly stormbird did this thing too. Guy really nailed the budget playset asiethtic imo

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I like the low budget look of these things. If I could actually afford to play a mini game I would be so down to buy them.

Frobbe
Jan 19, 2007

Calm Down


i'm amazed they didn't put puffy lips on it too.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
That would have been quite cool without the tits.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Turn them into skulls.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

BULBASAUR posted:

I can't stand the silly sponsons and tiny little tracks in the front combined with the truck cab in the back. If it was just a glorified dune crawler I'd like it. G.I. Joe playset is very appropriate. I'm more of a scale modeler in that I like models based off something somewhat plausible:



Cerastos is the best super heavy transport. That other one is basically a world war II landing ship WITH TRACKS NOW.

The Mastodon is basically a blown up truck cab mounted on a landraider and a... Phobos parttern landraider? Tell me that the tracks aren't Landraider shaped!

I don't like the Solar Militia carrier either, it sucks

EDIT: lol, the "Naked Imperial Mechanic" has a tiny, heroic-scale vagina, too.

JcDent fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Jan 6, 2016

Soggy Chips
Sep 26, 2006

Fear is the mind killer
To make up for the last post of uglies - https://community.fantasyflightgames.com/topic/136739-outer-atlantic-fleet/

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

It's beauuutiful!

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Frobbe posted:



i'm amazed they didn't put puffy lips on it too.

This is pretty accurate. I touched a lot of boobs in my time and they are made of bone. Also, the vagina totes unfolds like that. Nuh-uh, you are a virgin!

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JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

LordAba posted:

This is pretty accurate. I touched a lot of boobs in my time and they are made of bone. Also, the vagina totes unfolds like that. Nuh-uh, you are a virgin!

To be fair, this is probably the most anatomically correct pair of breasts that those guys have sculpted. Compare it to something like this:



What are those things?

As for vaginas, :nws: well...

Now, if you want to cover them up in sculls like one esteemed goon suggested, you'll also want to order the pile of 64 random skulls! Good for 32 lady necrons or 21 mechanics + you have a skull left over.

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